Pirates Of The Caribbean Minute

We’re back with the first episode after the release of Dead Men Tell No Tales. In minute 97 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we kick things off with a spoiler-free discussion on our initial reactions to Dead Men Tell No Tales, share some fan reactions to the new movie, and talk with members of the Pirates of the Silver Realm in a windy post-movie, on the street interview. Look for the official breakdown and review of Dead Men Tell No Tales in a special upcoming weekend episode. Today we tackle Elizabeth Swann’s shock and disappointment that Captain Jack Sparrow did not have a true swashbuckler escape from Rumrunner’s Isle, thoroughly examine and analyze deleted island scenes that provide additional character development, introspection and history for Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann, and dream about the Caribbean Island and film location Petit Tabac. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, plea

It’s a pirate-revealing episode as Elizabeth Swann provides evidence of Captain Jack Sparrow’s exploits that have made him more than a legend in his own mind. For minute 96 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we tackle Jack’s transition from storytelling pirate to story-making pirate – the swashbuckler of legends, Jack’s mission on the island to follow the map in his mind to a potential buried treasure, the pseudoscience of giant steps, the eternal game of cat and mouse between Captain Hector Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow, our favorite lines of the week in Really Bad Eggs segment, and of course a thorough discussion about Elizabeth Swann’s bust size. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher,

Guests Carson and Andrew (carsonandandrew.com) from the crazy fun Slapdash Scripts podcast almost succeed in keeping us on our best behavior as they join us to breakdown minute 95 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we gear up for Dead Men Tell No Tales with a special spoiler-free review of the new film from Cynthia Anne Hurt, discuss the film franchise with Carson and Andrew, and through a series of complex deals analyze Captain Barbossa’s motives with the Black Pearl, wonder if it was a smart choice to maroon Captain Jack Sparrow on the same island from which he already escaped, ask the question if Barbossa is putting his own curse on Jack, identify the old swan dive enigma, talk cinematography, underwater scenes, diving stuntmen, sleepy pirates, and play a Pirates of the Caribbean marooned on an island version of would you rather. Join us for this supersized episode! Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed i

If you’re looking for a gratuitous stripping scene involving Elizabeth Swann, pirates and a plank, then you’ve come to the right episode. On minute 94 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we can’t avert our eyes as Elizabeth Swann removes her dress while walking the plank at the request of Captain Hector Barbossa – a move that excites the cursed crew, Scott gives a shout out to the Brady Bunch with a touch of Ragetti, we debunk the widespread idea of a movie mistake involving a warm dress and Barbossa, debate if the writers are correct that Elizabeth Swann removing her dress is actually gratuitous, put words in the mouth of a whispering Grapple, tackling a boatload of behind the scenes facts, and wondering if the movie would have jumped the shark if the CGI sharks made it into the final film cut. Join us as we bare all on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY

It’s a bastard of an episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 93 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we tackle Captain Barbossa the lying bastard, discover the star of the minute – Barbossa’s teeth, wonder why Elizabeth Swann didn’t warn Will Turner that Barbossa is a classic trickster and to negotiate with him carefully, praise and then immediately admonish Will for his terms, give props to Barbossa for defending his honor, a really backed up and frustrated cursed crew, the reality of walking the plank, and the potential origins of Davy Jones’s Locker. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and Google Play. For questions or comments, you can call the show at 86-37-PIRATE or send an email to podcast@blackpearlminute.com

Things get a bit fresh as we ponder the potential future of Elizabeth Swann returning the “favor” for taking advantage of Captain Barbossa’s hospitality – a cringeworthy future with immortal skeleton pirates getting handsy. It’s minute 92 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as Heather gets stuck on technicalities, we have a heated discussion on the meaning of Barbossa’s sexual connotations and innuendos, identify the proverbial “our hero is believed dead but soon returns with a superman pose” cliché alert, examine the intricately detailed Black Pearl’s torches which may double as weapons useful for the zombie apocalypse, discuss the ominous and heroic nature of the music, discuss Barbossa exercising the upper hand, and question whether or not Will Turner had any other choice besides revealing his name to the cursed crew. Join us for this heated episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitte

If you don’t listen to this episode I’ll have your guts for garters, you filthy bilge rats! It’s a hell of an explosive minute on The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss the mockery and symbolism of naming Captain Hector Barbossa’s monkey after Captain Jack Sparrow, and its underlying reference to the pivotal literary and cinematic classic Treasure Island. We then pay our respects to black powder and flintlock pistols, leave realism behind when we scrutinize Elizabeth Swann’s ability to easily escape from being tied to the Black Pearl’s mast, look fondly on Pintel’s character development with the word and pet peeve of parley, and end the week with our Really Bad Eggs segment discussing our favorite lines from the week including the history of the phrase guts for garters. Join us on Pirate of the Caribbean Minute! Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review

Hey filthy bilge rats, join us for minute 90 of The Curse of the Black Pearl! On this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow walking the line of light and dark as he saves Elizabeth Swann for the second time, ask the question if Captain Jack Sparrow has ever killed anyone in the movies, the ever changing upper hand that shifts back and forth from Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa, the medallion monkey chase along the mast of the HMS Interceptor, and a movie rule that is discarded as garbage as soon as it was proposed. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and Google Play. For questions or comments, you can call the show at 86-37-PIRATE or send an email to podcast@blackpearlminute.com. We just might featu

Join us for minute 89 of The Curse of the Black Pearl and a frightening thought that our show may have incurred the wrath of the Aztecs and be doomed to cover Pirates of the Caribbean films for a decade with the latest news that Disney locked in franchise films 6 through 10, and maybe more. In this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, we analyze the cursed cheeky monkey and his overwhelming greed, the fact that Hector Barbossa has lost all patience and wants to blow up the Interceptor, the death of a motley crewmember, Matelot, behind the scenes direction and symbolism of consistently having the Interceptor on the left and the Black Pearl on the right, and we tackle the intriguing decision to tie Will Turner’s hands, effectively preventing him from engaging in any swordfights with the cursed crew. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscr

It’s a rare episode where Scott not only makes a pronunciation correction but walks back a previous statement regarding damage to the Black Pearl and HMS Interceptor’s hulls. Join us for minute 88 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we begin with Paul McCartney’s appearance in Dead Men Tell No Tales, and quickly move to the meat of the episode analyzing a battlefield bravery movie cliché, the romantic imagery of pirates, a snag in the Monkey Captain Hypothesis, a breakdown of the blunderbuss and powder magazine, and we scrutinize the cursed crew swinging aboard the Interceptor – presenting an account of the bloody reality of pirates boarding a ship. It’s an ear chopping episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher,

Using the international greeting, “Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,” Pirates of the Caribbean brings the world together in a show of solidarity for the world premiere of Dead Men Tell No Tales in Shanghai. After delivering world peace, episode 87 of The Curse of the Black Pearl takes off with the Pirate Word of the Week, analyzes a rule of the movie that Captain Jack Sparrow cannot escape without help, scrutinizes the missing captain idea (who’s in charge of the HMS Interceptor), takes a look at chain shot and grapnels, wonder why nobody cared that Anamaria was willing to hand over Elizabeth Swann, and states the belief that Will Turner does not actually have a thorough plan if he finds the medallion. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, an

Succumb to the dark side as we explore tongue and cheek moments of a Disney swashbuckler and the realities of true epic 18th century sea battles on minute 86 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we set the record straight on the dancing cursed pirate, scrutinize the Elizabeth is captain of the HMS Interceptor hypothesis, wonder who actually is in charge of the motley crew, add another piece of evidence to the film’s rule that Captain Jack Sparrow cannot escape without the help of others, discuss the two real ways pirates had of attacking a ship at sea, revisit the unfortunate fate of sea turtles on ships, and highlight our favorite quotes of the last 5 minutes. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitc

Hey scallywags, it’s time for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for episode 85 of The Curse of the Black Pearl for a daft like Jack discussion scrutinizing Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner’s apparent nautical strategy expertise, Joshamee Gibbs and Anamaria’s lack of leadership on the HMS Interceptor, historical tidbits for ubiquitous nautical terms like starboard, port and larboard, a fond look at club hauling techniques with thoughts from a maritime expert, and addressing random thoughts regarding open flames, the medallion, gobs and more from minute 85. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and Google Play. For questions or comments, you can call the show at 86-37-PIRATE or send an email to podcast@blackpearlminute.com. We just mig

It’s another heated debate episode as Scott and Heather can’t seem to agree on why the Gibbs, Anamaria and the rest of the motley crew are already giving up on their plan to sail to the shoals in an attempt to lose the Black pearl, and which direction the flags should be flying in the wind. Join us for minute 84 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss Dead Men Tell No Tales news, Will Turner’s idea that the HMS Interceptor stand and fight, more high seas cinematography and scrutinizing a possible movie error, a cursed dancing pirate, and the stuff of epic sea battles with case shot and langrage. Kick back for this contentious episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and Google Play. For questi

Hoist that Jolly Roger for minute 83 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. On this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, Scott tries to convince himself he’s not a robot, we accidentally imagine Will Turner in his underwear and as a Ralph Lauren cologne advertisement, jump into the symbolism of raising the skull and cross bones and its emblematic link between the first Pirates of the Caribbean film and the upcoming Dead Men Tell No Tales, highlight a classic Captain Blood and Errol Flynn reference, talk about 18th century pirate ship pursuits, add more evidence to the Monkey Captain Hypothesis, discuss brigs, prison ships and the origin of the term, and question whether or not the Black Pearl would actually have a brig or jail on board. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also liste

It’s a rare highbrow episode as we make a brief Shakespearean reference but quickly create an accord to adhere to the pirate code of euphemisms for future shows. Join us for minute 82 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to hear Heather disparage Scott with the Pirate Word of the Week, and listen to our discussion as we examine a fed-up Hector Barbossa’s lack of respect for Captain Jack Sparrow, high seas cinematography, scrutinize Elizabeth Swann’s expertise in naval strategies, and breakdown a couple of nautical terms. Settle in for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and Google Play. For questions or comments, you can call the show at 86-37-PIRATE or send an email to podcast@blackpearlminute.com. We just mi

Grab the grog and settle in for the weekend to discuss Captain Jack Sparrow giving Captain Barbossa the mother of all “I told you so’s” and politely offering him a bite of his apple. It’s a sticking it to the man episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 81 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we continue to explore the Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa chess match, scrutinize the bowl of apples for historical accuracy, discover the link between apples and Fairyland, highlight our favorite lines from the week in our Really Bad Eggs segment, and expand on Scott’s popular Monkey Captain Hypothesis with the addition of irrefutable evidence. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and Google Play. For questions or comments, you

Everything goes to hell for Will Turner – disappointment, frustration and his continued path towards the pirate side – in minute 80 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute to discuss why Will is not really angry with Elizabeth Swann, but in fact hates that he is not only becoming a pirate but has pirate blood running through his veins, our hypotheses that Will is actually frustrated because he could not handle Elizabeth’s medallions, why it would be awful if he was a child pirate, get entangled in Will’s shattered expectations of his father, Bootstrap Bill Turner, and we wonder if Elizabeth believes Commodore Norrington would actually execute a child. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In,

YIKES! Is it possible we succumbed to our desires and went too far in this hunk of burning loins and love episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute? Not bloody likely. It’s just an honest, heated and aroused discussion of minute 79 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us as we talk at length on Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann’s almost first kiss, how she teases Will and reveals to him the medallion, ask ourselves if Bootstrap Bill Turner was wise in sending Will the cursed Aztec gold, we propose a hypothetical solution for Will to end the curse for the Black Pearl’s crew and ensure the safety and freedom for Elizabeth and himself, and end with screenwriter Ted Elliott’s 5 rules for screenwriting. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and

It’s time we all play doctor, pirate-style, and jump into the breakdown of minute 78 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us on this just a little naughty episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss the burning loins of Will and Elizabeth, a serious open flame safety issue, a couple of movie clichés or formulaic movie scenes that we compare to Jaws, Friends, and Raiders of the Lost Ark, Captain Jack Sparrow revealing to Barbossa that he knows whose blood is needed to end the curse, and Jack’s love-hate relationship with his former Black Pearl crew. Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and Facebook. We’d also be VERY grateful if you could rate, review, and subscribe to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute on iTunes. You can also listen and review via Stitcher, Tune In, and Google Play. For questions or comments, you can call the show at 86-37-PIRATE or send an email to podcast@blackpearlminute.com. We just mi