Sinopsis
Vinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
Episodios
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Level it out with envy
14/04/2007Got tired of competing with your workmates. Instead of trying to be better or stronger or whatever, just level it out with envy, it'll make you feel good. Yes, it's true!
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Drilling your way through clay
13/04/2007At a time when all seems important is personal carreer, it is a fact that drilling your way through clay can be rewarding. It will also really impress your secretary.
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Will it tell me anything
12/04/2007This is a sponge. I use it to scrub my back, sometimes. It is rather soft, and once soapy makes for a rather comfy and efficient back scrubber. But will it tell me anything if I ask it gently?
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Cervelas is not a quiche but a kind of sausage
11/04/2007Quiche looks like a pizza with more stuff on it. Sometimes you can find pizza with sausage on, or respectively quiche with sausage on it. Don't hesitate however to be firm and state that cervelas is not a quiche but a kind of sausage, and that you will likely never find any on a pizza.
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Pride in repetitive behaviour
10/04/2007Never mind what others say. I could move my feet back and forth, drag my leg in always the same task, rotate my neck round and round, I will always have pride in repetitive behaviour, and that's how I feel good. Try it.
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High heels and a baguette
09/04/2007French and sexy is not a goal so hard to reach for most women living in the hexagonal country. Simply wear your high heels and a baguette, and you'll just look as good as you can get. Just beware that the baguette needs to be held with class as many other possibilities could be thought of but not very polite.
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Level it up with mjama
08/04/2007Common man, you know you where a bit harsh on him regarding the affair. Still you should have made things clear. You should definitely level it up with mjama. But stay cool.
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Crunch the herd
07/04/2007To gain a substantial amount of space you have a few practical options. First, you can reduce the size of your herd. Take a few out and you'll get something lighter for your out in the prairie rundowns. Otherwise there is the always fun to do, crunch the herd method. A little sadistic, but so, oh so efficient and humorous.
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Rap the carrots
06/04/2007In no other langage than French can new musical trends be of such an arrogance to rabbits. For example if you say rap the carrots to a French rabbit, he will show you what it means to mess around with his pride.
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Take the third door after the elevator
05/04/2007I knew you wanted to go and visit Alphonso the royal oak alligator. He works at the top of the Stanley Humby liver building. Just take the third door after the elevator, there he'll be.
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Porcupine dreams of sweet pumpkin
04/04/2007Working on the field for an impressive twenty years, doc Smithymomokaskoviak has been able to dig deep into the porcupine's unconscious mechanism. Using his models and behavioural tools to go beyond our common knowledge, he was able to state for sure that the porcupine dreams od sweet pumpkin. No less.
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Airplanes to go where ever you want
03/04/2007This is really a neat feature. She was impressed. Nowhere else did she found such an attractive offer. For long had she been unsatisfied with her week end club life, but know she had learnt that in Zeberzuviskovinskevia there where airplanes to go where ever you want, and for less too.
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Latin rabbit
02/04/2007Need say more. He's a latin rabbit. There is however an spelling problem. Does rabbit take one or two b's? Hmm.
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Sixteen times around town
01/04/2007This is a small town. But hey, sixteen times around town isn't nothing. If you calculate the total length of one, it comes to approximatively 15 kilometers, so wow, just multiply this by sixteen and think how boring this must have been for them.
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Drums are a plenty
31/03/2007In a symphonic orchestra you will rarely find anything like it. You can expect some mean grouping of violins and other stringies, but rarely a complete set of modern drums, double pedal and all. While this holds true for a chamber orchestra too, in a funk band drums are a plenty.
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Road to yellow tank brigade
30/03/2007First on the left, 12 miles north, 100 yards on the left, follow the dotted red line, up the mountains, down on the other side for about 7.3 miles, turn after the big dead tree (there is only one), look for an old rusty tractor abandoned on the right side, this is the road to yellow tank brigade.
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Pineapple confettis and cream
29/03/2007True, there is no s at the end of confetti. It is already plural in italian. Ok, but this is not very important. What is is that fantastic dessert that are pineapple confettis and cream, or if you prefer, you purist, pineapple confetti and cream.
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Take your tooth out of my leg
28/03/2007You know I don't have anything against you, I even do enjoy your sense of humor sometimes. You do have a chic sense of party, but this is too much, please take your tooth out of my leg.
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Mucho grando biggo enormusso
27/03/2007In most anglo-european langages, it is simple to say something is great. In Hoppoleggononoyoho dialect it is a bit longer, but this is a langage poets love. You want to tackle a poet carreer, try: mucho grano biggo enormusso. This is how to say it.
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Catch up yes time
26/03/2007Be quick to respond. This is only a limited time offer. If you send an email fast with your coordinates to the underscribed unknown non-functional address, and we get it, you will catch up yes time, yes, yes time.