Booty Machine: Daily Experimental Guitar And Bass Podcast

As every first tuesday of the month, the festivities will include some of the most daring acrobats, the fantastic bearded twin swede top models, and as once and always, the ever popular bull parade and slug cruisade, straight from the old tradition of the stubudoriunostaveros tribe.

Breakfast being te most important meal of the day, it is important to have an adequate amount of ll the daily nutrients. Sour grapes and blueberry juice are important in the balancing of your diet. To be fit, this is a good start.

Ten years ago it was pretty hip to be out of tune. It was sort of a way to express one's individuality and uniqueness. Now the times have changed, it isn't hip anymore, false tune is out. Out, period.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, it's as it had never been. Your eyes are far, your mind is too, you see your skin and it cracks, it scratches too. The aches, the pain, and your hairs are dark. You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond. Times change, you too.

They had a few years before of them. The crew was prepared both physicaly and mentally, they had enough citrus to fight scurvy, they knew the prize they could expect if they did make it alive until the end of their journey. They where sailing around the world, and the seas go away.

Red with little black dots on the back, she flies through the skies. From one flower to another, she bounces and bounces up as a fly. In a few minutes she will meet the crow. She then will still be a small lady bug but dead.

Hell yes, you bet. I'm in.

Wooh that felt good. Riding and cruising across the lands, driving in a straight line, the slow motion of the cylindrical idle, the purring and the growling where only symphony to me. And I forgot the best, the wheezing of the turbo, fast and nervous, all my mind needed where four wheels and a turbo.

Right here in the savannah, there where many Lions and a panda. No, not Zebras and a panda, not crocodiles and a panda, not elephants and a panda, not monkeys and a panda, no, but maybe giraffes and a panda. No, just kiddin', it was lions and a panda.

Anyone that sold little seeds in the twenties was automatically catapulted to the higher ranks of society. One of the prosperous ones was named Sam. It was Sam the sesame salesman.

Impossible! It is impossible to have you be freed when you get eaten. You're a trained city oyster, you will never be able to be happy in the open sea. For a sea molusk, oyster heaven is geographically limited, in an aquarium, oyster heaven in an aquarium.

The animals only come out of the darkness at night to drink at the pond. The predators are however not asleep, and the risk is high for one to come out of the bush and satisfy his hunger. But all the animals want is a sunset and a kiss.

The broom is nice, but it isn't as efficient as what modern technology has acustomed to. There are many new technologies for us modern-men that make our daily life much easier. The vacuum cleaner ain't one of them. It's noisy and still has to be strolled around the house. What we modern homo-sapiens need is A vacuum cleaner for the true revolution to begin.

No, it is impossible to make a sausage using only a soapbox. It has been tried many times, that is indeed true, but for each time a failure. This is sad but realistic.

That's a happy fact. After years in the no-foreplay zone, we are back on the good tracks with loads of smooth and mellow, tons of pink and purple. It's true romantism is back in trends.

Handy as can be, a brass ensemble can not be as powerful without the trumpets of Zunglob. They are mighty loud and mighty good.

Since I was aware of myself, I liked to stay at a distance. It is much more confortable to stand away, to stare at the scene while the others move in and ramble. I like to hide, I like it that way.

Really, it's true, I've got that itch. It's really bothering, the more I feel it, the more I want to grab it and scratch it, my right ear scratches me.

As common knowledge would put it, the objects one states can sometimes be incorrect and thus induce comprehension errors. It is also true that orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit. Some would even go further as to state it is of a fruit, but I would reply that it is in fact in the fruit.

This is a fact. There graveyard is full of fun, there are so many things to do. It is a quiet place with space, many nice plants, lots of stones, peaceful trees, benches (important, never forget), sometimes even small bridges and false wells. Yeah, yeepee.