Cyrus Says

What happens when two comedians try to start a legitimate business in India? Chaos, comedy, and a crash course in bureaucracy. In this uproarious AMA episode, Cyrus is joined by Aakash Mehta and Punit Pania for a brutally honest (and hilariously exaggerated) look at the absurdities of launching a comedy club franchise in Mumbai. From Kafkaesque hurdles like spacing errors in company names to bizarre banking interviews and mandatory metal signage, the conversation highlights the surreal experience of navigating India’s startup ecosystem. But it doesn’t stop there. The trio dives into deeper cultural waters—examining the complexities of Indian communities, caste dynamics, and regional quirks through witty anecdotes and sharp satire. They propose tongue-in-cheek “dog laws,” dissect gym etiquette, and rant about everything from awkward marriage expectations to the loudness of Gujarati uncles. There’s also time for literary hot takes, with a no-holds-barred discussion on reading

In this episode of Cyrus Says, celebrated film critic, writer, and editor-in-chief of Galatta Plus, Baradwaj Rangan, joins Cyrus Broacha for an unfiltered chat on movies, filmmaking, and the Indian film industry.He shares honest insights on Bollywood vs. South Indian cinema, the rise of streaming platforms, and how the audience's taste in films has evolved over the years. They have a candid chat about Indian cinema: Kabir Singh, Animal, Rajnikanth, Mani Ratnam, aging stars, producers, and the madness behind the camera.Also: why critics stay hated, what panels are missing, and is Nepotism still cinema's biggest problem?Stay till the end for his fav filmmakers and whether or not he would make a film!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sanjana Sanghi joins Cyrus for a candid chat on early fame, activism, and life beyond Bollywood. From facing eve-teasing to speaking at the UN, her journey is anything but ordinary—with a dash of Cyrus’ trademark chaos.12:18Vishnu RajeevActor and youth activist Sanjana Sanghi joins Cyrus Broacha for a wide-ranging, candid, and at times hilarious conversation on this episode of Cyrus Says. From being cast in Rockstar at the age of 13 to riding bikes for the sequel to Dhak Dhak, Sanjana reveals the layers behind her public persona.She opens up about the contrasts between growing up in Delhi vs. living in Mumbai, the struggles of balancing academia with acting, and the social trade-offs of early fame. Beyond the film world, Sanjana discusses her role as a UNDP Youth Champion, her curriculum for emotional education in schools, and the urgent need for youth voices in policy-making.Expect laughs, introspection, and a deep dive into the intersection of Bo

In this absolutely chaotic and laugh-out-loud episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedians Shamik Chakrabarti and Siddharth Dudeja for a wild ride through the world of cricket, comedy, current affairs, and some truly bizarre AMA questions sent in by the Discord community. The trio dives into everything from Nicholas Pooran’s surprise retirement to picking their World Cup XI vs India XI teams, debating which cricketers deserve a biopic, and hilariously deciding which actors should play them. There’s also a tribute to MS Dhoni being inducted into the ICC Hall of Fame, and a laugh-filled attempt to explain RCB's hypothetical IPL ban to an 8-year-old. They also tackle serious and silly topics alike—talking about stampedes and stadium safety, underrated IPL bowlers, and the totally unexpected return of Vijay Mallya “after years”. Packed with sharp banter, ridiculous hypotheticals, and real cricket analysis (kind of), this episode is the perfect blend of comedy and comme

What happens when a city-bred actor known for Netflix dramas finds herself playing a small-town role in Gram Chikitsalay? In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Akansha Ranjan Kapoor for a candid, funny, and deeply relatable conversation about life in the spotlight — and everything it isn’t.Akansha opens up about growing up in a film family, why she still had to hustle hard to make her mark, and how formal training at Whistling Woods gave her the confidence to pursue acting seriously. From juggling PR jobs while auditioning to landing her breakthrough in Guilty, her journey is filled with unexpected turns — and plenty of self-deprecating humor.They talk about the unexpected creative freedom she found working with TVF, and how roles like Gram Panchayat challenged her to step out of her comfort zone. Along the way, the conversation spirals into relatable chaos: the decline of social drinking, generational shifts in social media behavior,

In this candid and heartwarming conversation, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Fardeen Khan for an episode that traces the highs, lows, and rebirth of a Bollywood legacy. Fardeen shares rare stories of his father Feroz Khan’s tough love, how he entered acting, and his experience in film school. He reveals how a call from Ram Gopal Varma changed everything, what it was like working with the visionary director, and why RGV was unlike anyone else in the industry. They dive into fatherhood, personal transformation, and what led to Fardeen stepping away from the spotlight — and what brought him back. He talks about his journey of sobriety, massive weight loss, and returning to acting with Heeramandi and the upcoming Housefull 5.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Off-topic and full of wild takes, this AMA with Atul Khatri and Cyrus Broacha hits everything from “Sindhis without Aanis” to mastering Lifafa Economics (how much lifafa is enough?), Indian Standard Time, and know why Atul likes the idea of a giant Cyrus statue out of the options given by fan! No topic’s off-limits: Starting comedy at 48 : late bloomer or legend? Corporate shows - awkward applause and paycheck struggles Dog named butter Marriage myths, misfires, and the why did they say “No More Jokes” #dad jokes #atul khatri #cyrusbroacha #cyrussays #comedy #standupcomedy #humorous #funnyvideos #indiancomedians #viralcomedy #comedypodcast #jokesession #hilariousmomentsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, environmental activist Zoru Bhathena joins Cyrus for a candid and insightful chat on fighting for Mumbai’s green cover. Zoru shares the story behind his first PIL – sparked by a shocking sight of dead trees in the Khar-Bandra area, and how that launched him into a life of legal activism. He also dives deep into the Aarey Metro Depot case, unraveling the legal battles, civic pushbacks, and his unwavering fight to preserve one of Mumbai’s last green lungs. Expect stories of legal chaos, civic apathy, and a lot of leafy passion – with a dash of Cyrus’ usual madness.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of Cyrus Says, Aussie legends Sam Perry and Ian Higgins from The Grade Cricketer podcast drop by for a chat.From the bizarre world of Australian grade cricket culture to the unspoken rules of how players must behave in the locker room showers, the duo serves up insight with a side of satire. They talk about touring India, their run-ins with the BCCI, and why they were told they couldn’t even mention the IPL or team names. They also reflect on their surreal interview with Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who ended up meeting their families!From sharing their thoughts on cricketing greats like Ben Stokes, David Warner, Stuart MacGill, Sachin Tendulkar, and Rahul Dravid, to navigating cricket’s ever-evolving media landscape, Sam and Ian bring humour, honesty, and a bit of chaos.Whether you're a hardcore cricket nerd or just here for the laughs, this one's a must listen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mumbai is underwater (again), and so is Cyrus’ will to live — but that doesn’t stop this Cyrus Says AMA episode from turning into full-blown chaos. Joining him are Puneet Pania, who’s grumpier than the weather, and Akash Mehta, whose back pain has nothing to do with age and everything to do with… let’s just say other activities. The trio plunges into Mumbai’s coastal road mess, train-soaked trauma, and the weird magic of Zomato/Swiggy delivery guys — who somehow appear in your lift exactly when you open the door, like teleporting ninjas with momos. Akash takes us to Thailand, shares a food story you can’t un-hear, and wonders why Indians always look sad while traveling.  Meanwhile, the AMA section serves up gems like how Cyrus became a human alarm clock, the mystery of Mysore Pak all of which has a witty twist to entertain the listeners. Packed with Puneet’s pessimism, Akash’s awkward honesty, and Cyrus’ desperate attempts to stay o

In this powerful and wide-ranging episode of Cyrus Says, Captain Raghu Raman takes us on a journey through the many chapters of his extraordinary life. From the brutal realities of serving in the Indian Army to the extreme conditions at the Siachen Glacier, he offers a rare, unfiltered look at what Indian soldiers endure and whether Siachen is the only such high-risk post.Captain Raman also reflects on the haunting memories of the 1984 riots and shares a personal story of narrowly avoiding tragedy during the 26/11 Mumbai attacks. He breaks down the geopolitical complexities surrounding India-Pakistan relations, Operation Sindoor, and the strategic importance of regions like Afghanistan and Kashmir.But his story doesn’t end at the border. Captain Raman also dives into his fascinating second innings in the corporate world, having worked with giants like Adani, Ambani, and Mahindra.This is an episode packed with real stories, hard truths, and prof

In this hilariously unfiltered AMA episode, Cyrus and Shamik tackle the truly important questions of our time. With the rail budget going up, should we expect trains to finally run on time—or just more confident announcements? They debate what one really needs to survive a 4 km walk to a Guns N’ Roses concert: water, willpower, or a cardboard cutout of Slash. There’s talk of a potential Hera Pheri: South Bombay Edition, a suggestion that Neeraj Chopra might just double as a missile launcher, and whether Uorfi Javed’s Cannes moment has emotionally prepared us for her Met Gala debut. Plus, is the $3500 iPhone actually just an “iLoan” now? Should AppleCare come with financial counselling? And with the IPL being rained out left and right, is it time to rename it the Indian Puddle League—or just switch to water polo? All this and more, on a rain-soaked, tech-broke, fashion-forward episode of Cyrus Says.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Cyrus Says, we almost talk about the horror film Kapkapiii.Tusshar Kapoor joins us to discuss his mysterious role as Kabir — a man with secrets, suspense. But of course, true to form, things spiral. We derail into school WhatsApp groups, dive into deep philosophical conversations about dogs, revisit bar night disasters, and also talk of iconic horror movies plus cinemas in mumbai. Somewhere in all that, we manage to discuss Kapkapiii, while Tusshar shares his experience working with director Sangeeth Sivan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of Cyrus Says, the hilarious Kumar Varun joins Cyrus for a wild ride through comedy, football fandom, unexpected royalty news, and revolutionary ancestry. From writing jokes, to AIB, to acting & to watching Liverpool live with Rahul Subramanian, KV shares it all—including run-ins with Jurgen Klopp, Mac Allister, and Virgil van Dijk! But just as the football fever peaked, The Queen passed away, throwing their trip off-track (seriously).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode, the chaos begins with names—Jim Sarbh explains the minimal effort behind his naming, while Amit Sadh reveals how his was the first thing that must’ve popped into his parents' heads. From there, it’s a deep dive into their backgrounds—Jim’s posh Mumbai schooling and expat education, and Amit’s roots in Lucknow and a couple other places, his dad’s sports legacy, and a shared alma mater with Cyrus. The trio bond over their football allegiances (Liverpool, Man Utd, Arsenal—civil war!), working on Pune Highway with Rahul and Bugs, and a surprising amount of love for biking, animals, and awkward film screenings. We also get stories from their first films (Kai Po Che, Neerja), biking as therapy, illegal rallies, acting school camaraderie, and one wildly specific joke comparing Cyrus to a Cyprus tree. It's raw, real, and very Cyrus Says.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this candid and entertaining AMA episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian and writer Abbas Momin for a freewheeling conversation packed with cricket, comedy, and candid commentary. The two delve into the buzz around Rohit Sharma’s potential retirement, with Cyrus calling him one of the finest batsmen to have ever represented India. They also touch upon the current India-Pakistan tensions with their trademark humour and sensitivity, keeping things light but thoughtful. Abbas also shares exciting updates about his latest creative stint with TVF and opens up about his experiences working in Bollywood. It's an episode full of insight, nostalgia, and plenty of laughs — the perfect blend of cricket, current affairs, and comedy that Cyrus Says fans love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Cyrus Says, Cyrus catches up with theatre legends and long-time buddies Rahul daCunha and Bugs Bhargava—the brilliant minds behind the upcoming film Pune Highway. What starts as a movie promo somehow detours into Amul ad nostalgia, millionaire theories, their advertising days, and just maybe... a few drinks and drives (don’t try this at home). One of them even quit drinking. They’ve done plays, ads, life—and now a movie. Sort of. Pune Highway drops soon, find out if- Will Rahul sponsor the show? Will Bugs admit he's rich? And how deep does this decades-old friendship go? Watch till the end for some serious (and not-so-serious) bromance, behind-the-scenes madness, and vintage Cyrus Says mayhem.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, actor and IIT graduate Amol Parashar joins Cyrus for a wide-ranging conversation that’s equal parts funny, insightful, and unexpected. The two dive into the everyday madness of parking in Mumbai, before getting into a bizarre but hilarious crooked finger story. Amol then opens up about his time at IIT, sharing everything from the quirky dressing culture to unforgettable ragging stories. The chat moves into his early days in theatre and acting, his transition from engineering to the performing arts, and how he found his footing in the industry. From his experiences working in ads, auditioning for films like Rocket Singh, to what’s coming up next on his slate — Amol keeps it real, relatable, and refreshingly grounded. If you’re curious about life behind the scenes in Bollywood, or just want to hear two smart, funny guys talk life, career, and chaos — listen to this now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this explosive AMA episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha teams up once again with comedians Akash Mehta and Punit Pania for a hilariously chaotic deep-dive into the week’s strangest headlines, hottest takes, and the always unpredictable questions from the show's Discord community. The trio opens with a conversation about the tragic Pahalgam attack and whether Kashmir can ever be pitched as a honeymoon destination again. From there, they spiral into India-Pakistan tensions—with one listener suggesting a drinking water contest as a more peaceful resolution—and reflect on Warren Buffett’s grim warning about the dollar, debating if it’s finally time to switch to Monopoly money. Trump’s AI-generated image as the Pope sparks a discussion on whether artificial intelligence has achieved enlightenment or just a full-blown god complex. Meanwhile, cricket fans weigh in on the IPL’s newest sensation, Vaibhav Suryavanshi, and the controversy surrounding him, while gamers wonder

Cyrus Broacha is joined by the founder of Comic Con India — Jatin Varma. From his early days organizing the Golden Kela Awards (India’s answer to the Razzies) to launching one of the biggest pop culture events in the country, Jatin shares his incredible journey. They talk all things nerdy: the rise of Comic Con India, fan culture in India, the evolution of Indian superheroes, and what it takes to build a community of comic, cosplay, and pop culture lovers. Plus, the usual madness and laughs Cyrus brings to every episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.