Get Rich Quick With Josh & Noel

Get Rich with Murder Hornets! They are the Godzillas of the insect world, love nothing more than munching on a few thousand bees, and may be getting more press than they deserve. Sting some bankers while you're at it! We'll be taking a couple weeks break while Noel tries to figure out how to take care of a baby. Take the time off to write us a review! Unless you hate babies or something!

Get rich with Pregnancy! It starts so small, then grows so big, and any day now will change Noel's life for good (we hope). Stuff your bump full of Benjamins!

Get Rich with Sperm! They may be gross and tiny, but they are packed with potential. Be the one in the billion to get the egg!

Get Rich with Protests! It's hard to Liberate when you need to social distance, maybe just hire someone to do it for you and call it a day. Who's cash? Our cash!

Get Rich with Video Conferencing! Hang time is now FaceTime, school is now Skype, and work is now Webex. You'll be Zooming on up!

GetRich with Distractions! Right now we all need to think about something, something else, ANYTHING else. Won't it be great to have all that money to worry about!

Get Rich with Emotional Eating! Who has time to be bored and scared with all these cookies and carbs and deliciousness around. You'll be able to sooth yourself with caviar!

Get Rich with Touch! People want most what they can't have, and right now nobody who can help it is touching anything or anyone (not to mention their own faces). You'll be able to buy whatever you want, so long as it is done online!

Get Rich with Disinfectant! In today's world needed a break, so we're giving you a no brainer. This episode is Purel gold!

Get Rich with Quarantines! Just because people want to be safe and alone and protected and away from everything scary and dangerous, doesn't mean they don't want to have fun! You'll be doing all your banking online in our timeliest episode ever!

Get Rich with Spies! They've got the gadgets, they've got your secrets, they've got a license to spend. Your bank account will be shaken, not stirred!

Get Rich with Memes! Time to get rickrolled with Pepe the frog and as many cats as you can LOL. All your Goatse are belong to us!

Get Rich with Bananas! You already knew they are delicious and hilarious, but did you also know they are fantastic when they rot and great for heists? You'll be peeling stacks of hundos!

Get Rich with the Deep State! Like an onion there are puppet masters behind puppet masters that run other puppet masters. Eat like a king out of the invisible hand!

Get Rich with Jellyfish! They are gross, they sting you, and then some dude pees on you. They are 97% water, but 100% cash!

Get Rich with Tacos! They are the tasty but messy food that even the haters love. Yo quiero mas dinero!

Get Rich with Atheists! Logical godless doubters that love to tell people they are wrong. Nothing left to worship but your wallet!

Get Rich with Angels! Wheels within wheels, winged guardians, and warriors for good. All that cash will give you a cheruby!

Get Rich with ESP! Become one with the universe, sense the coming trades, and know the bottom line. I can see how rich you will be!

Get Rich with Gossip! He said, she said, everyone's been saying. You'll be on page six by the end of the episode!