Advice From A Dipshit With Matt Braunger

Welcome back, Dipshitters! This episode is chock full of help for us problem-laden folk (i.e. everybody). Braungs talks about a rough moment earlier in the day, gets into how he’s evolving(or trying to), and shares a harrowing story of how he had a booze-induced panic attack a decade ago (“So we’re condoning Heroin.” - Amanda). Fun!  Ooh, we got some great calls this episode.  Call #1: A friendly caller wonders what he can do to stop his new dog (named Jim Beam) from watching he and his wife, well… bone.  Call #2: Ian in Alabama is in a rough spot, having been demoted from a job he’s given his life to Should he stick it out or ride off into the sunset, tires screeching?  Call #3: A man asks Braungs to settle a drawn out, vicious beef between him and his wife on a deeply serious subject. Namely, do you fold or hang t-shirts? Their marriage hangs in the balance.  The advice, as always, is perfect and cannot be questioned. Also, Braungs new hour and current tour is discussed. Listen now and be changed for the be

Matt covers a new version of "Just The Tip" today with Dave Ross, and he's insanely not helpful. Or is he? Live it up and leave you parents house with two fingers in the air, because Dave's a monster and pursue your music career? Also we cover how to please your older and established girlfriend when its a Courtney Cox - David Arquette dynamic. Finally with JTT, do you clean the tie or not? Listen to Dave's new album - "The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex" Twitter Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To answer the call received on the podcast, which we took very seriously, seriously; We would like to clarify that we are liberal pussies at Dipshit HQ. Also at Dipshit HQ a little sound difficulties via Amanda's audio. My bad all! Otherwise we've got the glorious Martha Kelly on today to help out with liberal pussies and military contracts. Then a women who wants to stop her bad habit of cheating, any habit break isn't easy! Also what do you do when you're getting your ducks in a row but your heartsickness is still taking over, and what comes first a new job or a new apartment? Broken ankle and all Martha made it today and you can find her on twitter! PLEASE SUPPORT THE KICKSTARTER AMANDA IS IN! It's a deck of magic cards awesomeness at Howlin' Jacks! CLICK HERE Number to call in and confess to Braunger is 323-763-0228 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Blah! Podcast intros are annoying. However, Andy Richter (Conan) is a gem and he was incredible with advice that is probably, actually useful... maybe? Starting with a wonderful and large gentleman needing help with weight loss and crazy snacking, so the two barbarians that are Matt and Andy tackle that one down. Then what do you do when you love your job but stress and a burning heart are all consuming? Lastly when teenage kids are starting to have sex, where's the line and how do you support them sexually Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome all ye' who suffer from various episodes of dipshittery! You have found your people... some might be feet people, as in people who really really like feet. Is that ok? What about an accountant who is about to leave tax season and become an epic grow master in the weed business. American dipshit's dream right? Then what the hell should you know before moving into your first place? Well that questions got answered two months late, BUT this wouldn't be Advice From A Dipshit without it. Call in at 323-7 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taking one out of the play book with Jenny Johnson today... "I don't regret anything, I just don't do it again" - Straight from the mouth of a dipshit master. Matt, Amanda and Jenny tackle where you are located in your body, because it can't be your feet. A security guard feeling as though he would make a good cop, but cops aren't in vouge now and how to tell you mom you were in your first accident. Blood oath secrecy with your other family members might need a back up plan. Answering your questions and hol Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The place where regrets are encouraged because, you're trying...its another episode with good old Matt Braunger and Amanda. Today we cover some social media issues, ugh to all its heartless monsterness, but you gotta do it. Then how to get along with the in laws when they are extremely different from you. Sound like someone's in for quite a ride! Top the whole thing off with making some friends. Be a friend to the podcast and please tell your friends about our dipshit safe space. Number to call is 323-763-0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know you're a dipshit if you leave the toilet seat up and someone falls in. On the latest and greatest, we cover how to kick out your roommate so your lady can move in. Looking to restart your life after a breakup recovery? Find joy! Top off the tub with should the shower default be tub or shower head? It's a lot to ponder, so listen to Prince and pontificate. Then call in with your own ailments to 323-763-0228! Don't forget to awesome rate us and spread the podcast to your unassuming friends. Check o Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A unique themed episode coming through the airwaves today inspired by Ron calling from over seas. Copy that Ron! We answer a larger bundle of questions from our great guys in uniform who have questions we all can understand. how to make adult friends when back, is college for me and Ron has a website called Trainwreck'd Society which is an interview website, but he's nervous about doing live interviews. We understand that one! Then a GI out of college who's wife will make more money, so he's considering bei Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adding to our Hungover and Heartsick album, Caitlin Gill jumps in today with, "Putting Parts In People." Caitlin having just launched her new CLEAN special, Major; helps with tough stuff like, twitter etiquette and what to do when your boss takes on problems and then always passes them down to you. Then we almost save a marriage over,, Can you fart out and entire shit? Find Caitlin Gill Website Instagram Evil Twitter What did Great Grandpa do to Little Grandpa? Email your thought to AdviceFromADipshit@gmai Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In honor of King Dipshit's Birthday please please urself with...organic seasonal fruit. People of Portland approved? Today on this delectable food pyramid of an episode, Matt, with some help from Amanda, covers what to do at work when you get a double promotion in a month and then a total demotion the next month? Then Rob The Ballon Guy calls in about what to do with watching other people excel in a similar field, but he doesn't feel like he has made progress. Deep breaths Rob! Also how do you detect when p Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Great Summer Day Everyone! We have a nice jumble of questions for you today, starting with how to tell your daughter's wonderful step mom that you want mother's day? Then we go really heavy with a guy who has kidney disease and his girlfriend is willing to give him one, is it worth it? Next question is a guy who got married successfully after 5 months of knowing her, but now all of his friends are trying the same method, how does he tell them to stop?! Finally an update on the rim job situation! Thank you Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HEY! I GOT JOKES FOR YOU! Best ice breaker ever? Today we are joined by Eliza Skinner, smut writer sensation and self proclaimed will say anything human. Covering how to go sober from the legal stuff? Because you're 30 now and things are changing in your body. Then a super serious moment when your partner has wicked depression, and in modes wants to go open relationship. Finally can pet names be human names or will the break the universe? Email your awesome pet name to Advicefromadipshit@gmail.com Call in l Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Talking Teenagers! We heard your cries of fear and confusion! What do you do with those pesky kids playing out in the street listening to their trap music? No clue, but! We try to break down the right boundaries to have with a teenage boy who has questions... example, what's a rim job? Then single father, dating with teenage kids, it's a unique situation which needs some tlc. Finally! Return caller want's to know, how long does she have before her boyfriend's teenage girls will kill her? Call in with your a Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you all for being apart of completing our first year! In honor of this monumental occasion we have the live recording of the podcast at SXSW, with Open Mike Eagle, Baron Vaughn (from The New Negros) and of course the core dipshit team, Matt Braunger and Amanda Rosenberg. We answer some tough calls, like what to do when you find a severed penis on the side of the road? When should you tell your unborn child, that dad isn't actually dad? and finally SALLY!!! wanting help with taming the flux of wavering Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's easy to deep dive into impairments... which is made especially clear by today's daddy, Mike Burns. Mike enlightens us to the dangers of searching for Screech's Spaghetti while driving, how much cocaine is too much cocaine and fixing maddening horniness? Can you come in 4 strokes or less? What do you do when your partner has medical restrictions for vaginal intercourse? What is a good trade to get into for work? Who do you hire when you want an evil Jame's bond Pool? The answer to the last one is - Mike Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have a cool as hell guest today helping solve the daily struggles, David G'Borie is here (The Voice Of Comedy Center). David helps with how to dump someone you're dating but not attracted too, how to properly do magic mushrooms for the first time, because you should prepare. Then a white gentlemen wanting help with the dynamics of the black women in his office. JUST DON"T BE A SNITCH! it's great laughs and solid education at DipshitHQ! Please rate and review us! We would love to keep getting the word out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Deep breath in... and exhale out. What's in the air? Great questions today is what? Is that what it smells like? There is a relationship that has soured since work schedules have shifted, and some odd habits have emerged out f it. How do you make friends when you travel 40 weeks out of the year? What should you do about pesticides since they are harming the environment, when are bugs ok? What's acceptable bug behavior? Then finally... do you have a fart corner? Time to get more real about farts. Please rate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WHAT?!?! Well today is a doozy, with plenty of self discovering in the making. First is what to do when you're the young, new manager at a company and its great money, but not the thing you want to do with your life? Oh and you don't know what you DO want to do! Then we have a guy who is going through a rough patch and his over-helpful friends are not being helpful.. The kicker at the end is a guy 99% sure his childhood idea of God doesn't exist and if that is true then why can he shake off this fear of h Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello and happy pride month! Shout out to our LGBTQ+ community and sending out support. Now in today's episode we have a man, madly in love with his wife, but she's not into blowjobs, so how can he fulfill his six and nine position fantasy? Then a badass wildfire crew member calls in to ask about taking both constructive criticism and compliments better so as not to combust in fiery work environment. Lastly, a dad wants to take his family on a much needed vacation... ROAD TRIP!! Please tell you're friends a Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices