Advice From A Dipshit With Matt Braunger

It's an extra long holiday special with The Machine Bert Kreischer joining in today's dipshittery. Let's be real, he is the MOST QUALIFIED person for the job. From gasoline in your butt to many many other things in this episode, Bert holds up to our highest low standard. This episode covers great calls such as; how to talk to your kids as they are starting to become sexually active, thoughts on therapy for a marriage on the rocks and the needed conversation on stranger danger. To all you our amazing listene Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Holiday Spirits Everyone!! Today Matt will be pleasantly surprised with a voicemail from long lost high school buddy, Aaron Leeman. Then he covers a holiday conundrum for a new couple trying to figure out how to split their family time, then dipshittingly late answer to how to get thanksgiving off from work question. A great debate you can carry for the holidays are chicken wings, chicken nuggets? Then a bonus at the end. This episode is full of surprised for Matt! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An absolutely extraordinary magician, musician and actor; Rob Zabrecky is on the podcast today with Matt answering questions about how to turn your performance character on and off, as well as how to become a great performer. Also helping a liberal wife, who's having trouble talking to her conservative husband and a long time single man is nervous over a woman he finally likes to be around. Bonus question: Does The Scorpions - "I'm Leaving You" sound like Michael Jackson's - "Beat It?" Rob is Amanda's favor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's great to have Fortune Feimster on the podcast today, helping out with if you should build small town hype by planting a sasquatch sighting, a young chef who might be bored drinking too much and a squirting situation. Also one of our podcast favorites, SALLY, appears back on the podcast. Please be sure to join our Patreon to keep things moving and we're constantly working on and building new exclusive content. Catch the latest Fortune at http://www.fortunefeimster.com/ Learn more about your ad choices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Thanksgiving week and we know you're holding on to dear life at the office, so hunker down and get temporarily distracted with Matt for a few. Today we cover various stages of love; new love with a father of two teenage kids who quite frankly, thinks they could do better. Middle love from a lost romantic who feels like he put the kart before the horse and knocked up his love before they got married. Then cool things to do in New Orleans for a wedding anniversary and the heartache of still living with y Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Witnessing a classic buddy reunion, Guy Branum joins to help out with the dipshittery and storytelling; covering issues from a young man who travels for work and is looking for balance to an inspiring author who just cannot quite break the publishing ceiling. Then what happens when you're in love with your roommate. Plenty of quandaries and conundrums with Guy! Find out more on Guy HERE! and check out his book My Life As A Goddess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome Erin Gibson to the longest episode in history! Is it worth it? Totally, because background comedy life stuff and the joys of comedy houses are covered. Then some big moral quandries of when is it ok to do something bad the feels so good, providing an underground railroad for woman who need to get abortions in states that do not provide much help, how do you tell someone your dating that you've spent time in prision, and catching your husband venting to the bros about you, when is it healthy? Just so Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To prepair for work we decide if its ok to get a late night handy at the jack shack and reward our hardwork with a blizzard. Matt also takes on when a missing father comes back into town, an artsit who feels uninspired due to the "impending death or the world," another artist guised as a construction worker feeling stuck in concreat and a woman who's father wont let her meet her half brother. Hope on the S.S. Dipshit, our 5 star free podcast. ALSO VOTE PRO-EARTH THIS NOV 6TH! Learn more about your ad choi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dumb-Da-Dumb-Dumb... DDUUMMBBB! Creepy October time and we have some questions for the Skalr brothers to help tackle. A guy wanting to spice up his marriage, tainted push up contests, zombie survival strategy and are your parents getting dumber? Just admit you've shit your pants and dive in. www.supersklars.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back to the basics with the dipshit boss himself, giving out wisdome on mullets and face tattoos, how to support the family after an "unexpected" death, bringing it in with loud neighbors who play shooting games till 3 am and helping you partner loose weight with you. Hint...LOVE Zumba. Yea, owning it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On a very serious note today with guest Dana Gould, it's time to help a stressed out pharmacist wanting a career change, a 42 year old vibrant woman back on the market and a young vet feeling lost in a dead end job while knocking out school. Also your kid might be a jerk, ghost nerves and good times with The Smith's drill instructor...right here... on Advice From A Dipshit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With Jen Kirkman there is a lot covered on the Dallas Buyer's Club, technicalities in selling weed or female masturbation in traffic. Say what?! She's also a huge help, via her self help book experiance with separating from a controling ex and when your past has jaded you and you are struggling to get into your feels. Jen is a brilliant woman, check out her books and then go fourth and "shake that young meat." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everyone be nice. Here we go to cover the ground of wedding guests who don't bring gifts, the mental reality of cheating, a brother using his family visits as leverage in family get togethers or maybe trying something else when working with "unmotivated milennials" or buying your first house. *Long sigh* I mean who knows.... I don't want to be a fucking guru for peace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcoming Andrew Santino on the show today, to give his overall pessimistic views to odd situations; like when your ex's start dating, how to get people serious about working minimum wage jobs. Hint:: Don't make love to the dough:: Then with the holidays around the corner, how do you turn your family down because let's be real...its not going to be fun. Finally some teeny tiny advice on agents. Shout out Marc Maron! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After much anticipation and dipshit promotion, here is the amazing time with comedy start up buddy Kyle Kinane. We help out with a bachelor party in need, explain whirlyball, what do you do when you're a lonely asshole or 23 and feeling like its time to move out of your parents house. All shall be confronted here! Also for stand up comedy questions google John Roy's Comedy Lesson on Tumblr, it gives you all you want to know as there is only so much advice that can be given. Learn more about your ad choices. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our first guest since the revamp, Open Mike Eagle is here today to add his musically dipshittery for today’s perspective. So we have a rapper turned truck driver who’s feeling the burn, an “uncle to a lot of nieces” who is struggling to recommend them music, a musical couple wanting to move to LA with stars in their eyes, but should they? Well hide your bong before your parents visit your dorm and maybe go to the barber for those eyebrow hairs because this week is a doozy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A couple couple conondrums and what to do about marinating cat piss. How to not come off like a contrived dick in your life and cary it over to find a way to tell the boss you're doing double duty. Speaking of double doodie, we have "what comes first the fart egg or the shit chicken?" Can a proctologist call in? Also Matt knows shit about chess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's time to sit down by the campfire with Grizzly Adams and learn how to love your woman, deal with business affairs, start a community block party and decide if you should move to Michigan and open a bar. Also a really tall guy called in and wonders if he's doomed...forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to our dipshit neighborhood where we blast 80's ballads till 11pm, get landlord write ups for strong cooking and lights being turned on and off too much. You accidentally insult the nice old guy in the parking lot and try not to throw bins at people in airports. It's ok, this episode will help you out of your motivational rut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices