Goodies Pirate Podcast

in 55AD, the Ancient Briton Goodies are summoned to Rome to revitalise the tourist industry. There, they meet an Emperor with a fruit fetish, accidentally invite the Vandal hordes to sack the city and cause the Great Fire of Rome - and create the Olympic Games!

"Don't go to the Jolly Rock, whatever you do - I wouldn't go near it if I was you!" The Goodies become lighthouse keepers, only for Bill to develop an aversion to all things round, Tim to contract mumps and Graeme to swallow the foghorn - just as they run out of oil for the lamp...

(Radio Times Synopsis) In which Tim and Graeme try Kung Fu, Bill becomes a Grand Master of the Lancastrian martial art of 'Ecky-Thump' and black puddings fly.

Join us for one of the best-remembered Goodies episodes! After losing Tony Blackburn, the Goodies Star Safari Park needs a new celebrity attraction - which comes in the form of a breeding pair of Rolf Harrises and their offspring. However, the Rolfs escape, with disastrous consequences...

(Radio Times synopsis) Graeme the dog breeder; fantastic new strains; chaos at Crufts, a scientific breakthrough and the creation of FRANKENFIDO, the most amazing dog ever seen.

Jon Pertwee guest stars as the Goodies travel to Wales for the Eisteddfod, run afoul of the Welsh Druids and become involved in the Rugby Ecclesiastical Sevens tournament...

(Radio Times Synopsis) In which Time becomes terribly fat, then beautifully thin, Graeme takes over Radio 2 and Bill is squeezed by a herd of fat ladies.

(Radio Times Synopsis) The Goodies dispose of the American Army's surplus soup; but it isn't actually soup, it's a virus that makes people behave like clowns.

(Radio Times synopsis) The Goodies buy a film studio, fire all the directors and make their own movies; the result: a stupendous Keystone Coppered Western, Roman epic. It's got everything... at once!

After 'winning' the Tour de France, Motorway Madness grips the Goodies as they enter the Le Mans 24-hour race, only to come up against the evil Baron de Beouf...

(Radio Times Synopsis) Police Sergeant Shark wants promotion, but he's scared of criminals. The Goodies rob a bank so that Shark can catch them; trouble is, they escape...

(Radio Times synopsis) There's trouble with a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Graeme's love of archaeology lands the Goodies in a subterranean predicament.

It's pantomime time as The Goodies present their version of Jack and the Beanstalk!

The Goodies become doctors in the Health Service; their methods of curing the nation's ills cause conflict with the Minister of Health. (Radio Times synopsis)

'The Goodies in space crash-land on the Moon, make a major discovery, cause havoc on Earth and give the PM palpitations.' (Radio Times synopsis). Join us as we meet... Big Bunny!

Medieval jests abound as The Goodies look after Camelot for Tim's Uncle King Arthur, only to find themselves defending the castle against a dragon - and the local town planner.

A special edition that takes the lid off the pop scene. (Radio Times synopsis). Join us for a look at one of the rarer Goodies episodes, as Bill becomes a pop star under the dubious management of Isobel Chintz and morphs into Randy Pandy...

A 'Way Outward Bound' course is not what it seems and the Goodies are almost mutilated by a multitude of mini-monsters. (Radio Times synopsis.)

The Goodies build a boat; search for a lost island; but find fish, chips and an old arch-enemy... the master of disguise. (Radio Times synopsis)

The Goodies meet a distressed witch, a seance is held and Graeme has 'the power' - but is later possessed by the spirit of a gibbon. (Radio Times synopsis)