Porch Club

Liz and Sarah are doing an actual “lifestyle” thing this week: how to be positive! In an extra surprise twist, Sarah took three pages of notes and spends most of this episode telling you how to cultivate an environment of optimism and positivity. Liz daydreams about paint colors, discusses the importance of being a light […]

Happy New Year! It’s 2017, or as Sarah would say, Twenty-Sweven-Teen. But nobody else is saying that. This week, Liz talks about journaling, personal growth, holiday jam on pumpernickel rye, and determines alcoholic drinks for the five stages of grief. Sarah advises you not to salt the roses, started a tumblr, loved her dream son […]

Liz and Sarah (and special guest Lily) finally went to see Moana! So this week, they’re doing a very special Disney Princess Deathmatch episode of Porch Club! Will Moana blow all the other princesses out of the water? Support us on Patreon! (Help us go achieve our Disney Villain Deathmatch goal!) Music: “Princess” by Josh […]

Liz and Sarah give advice on self-care, with hilariously endearing results. Liz chats yoga, doughnut carapaces, ungodly amounts of tea, and how Scotch goes with Popcorn. Sarah discusses consuming mostly soda, Plant Nanny, rusty blood, and also is totally wrong about nutritionists (they do need a degree). Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh […]

A bunch of our stuff got stolen and it turns out relying on the kindness of internet strangers is the way to make it through the day. Liz talks gratitude, limousines, and yard work. Sarah talks depression, summer camp, and also she became the Pokemon Champion today so that was why the episode was late. […]

We decided to do something a little more positive this week so you guys could have a bit of a break from all the weeping and gnashing of teeth. Liz talks about feeling powerful in your own skin, how to waken the dead things of the universe into life, the value in yourself, and apologizes […]

This week, Liz and Sarah discuss Waitress the Musical. Liz chats about kids and family and finding herself, Sarah talks about exes and parents and falls into several swear-word spirals. Support us on Patreon! (Help us buy gas money since we’re both using Sarah’s car!)

Welcome to our first-ever Porch Club podcast! We’re just as surprised as you, considering that we had a totally different title initially. But we’re happier with this one. In this inaugural episode, Liz talks about therapy and divorce and her runaway dog. Sarah talks about marriage and learning to walk in heels and drinks too […]