Last Week On Earth With Ben Gleib

Bobby Lee (Mad TV, Chelsea Lately) joins Gleib to discuss if Michelle Obama is an angry Black woman, if the US and Israel are assassinating Iranian Nuclear Scientists, Romney the nervous hunter, if smoking weed is actually good for you, Chelsea Handler, Mississippi letting murderers loose, Ron Paul talking about blowback, why we shouldn't murder people willy nilly, why Congress is trying to censor the internet, nipples, why God abandoned Tim Tebow, conspiracy theories, when Bobby and Gleib first met in 1996, if high school kids should be allowed to grind each other, if we should have national standards for Sex Ed, why smart kids drink more, and the Amish. And Bobby opens up about hookers, drug abuse, owing the IRS $300,000, how fame gets girls, what it's like to get shot in the head (in Pineapple Express), and Dave Navarro's bachelor party. Plus... THE THUNDER ROUND.

Aisha Tyler joins Gleib to discuss the Obama's sex life and if Michelle spent 50K on lingerie, if illegals will ever deport themselves, if the G Spot even exists, Miley Cyrus getting blasted by conservative groups, my interview with Miley, Twitter agreeing to censorship, dirty attacks in Florida Primary, Gingrich wanting a colony on the moon, Ryan Gosling and Zooey Deschanel hating on McDonalds, Cynthia Nixon's controversial gay comments, U.S. Drones in Iraq and Pakistan, Obama "hangin' out" on Google Plus, Aisha's time on "Friends" and if Ross or Joey was a better kisser, what shooting sex scenes and lesbian scenes is like, the challenge of sitcom acting, why all women are a little gay, if drinking alcohol can extend your life, if Obama has let us down, what the Occupy movement might be able to achieve, if we should be allowed to burn the American Flag, why the Japanese are losing interest in sex and relationships, Gov. Jan Brewer yelling at Obama, if people take "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" too seriously, i

This week we discuss the Heidi Klum Seal breakup, Obama's State of the Union Address, porn actors being made to wear condoms, Gabrielle Giffords retiring, Gingrich taking the lead thanks to his wanting an open marriage, Gleib in Men's Health magazine, Paula Deen getting diabetes after telling us all to eat bacon donut burgers, If Russell Brand is writing a tell-all book about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift's new "romance", Perry dropping out, Chuck Norris, SOPA and PIPA being postponed, the d!ckhead Italian cruise ship captain, Gleib's "Don't be a d!ck" pledge, Kim Kardashian's pregnancy knowledge, a woman with 2 vaginas, Mitt Romney releasing his taxes, Mormonism's Magic Underwear, the crackdown in Syria, if pork cures nosebleeds, North Korea, Burger King bringing it to you, scientists making the bird flu more dangerous, monitoring fat kids, dying bats, if Cougars offend high school kids, and Earth under attack! Plus, THE THUNDER ROUND.

Actress Sophia Bush answers dirty questions for charity, and she and Gleib discuss the the end of One Tree Hill, Manscaping, LA car fires, Rick Santorum praying the gay away, Lady Gaga kissing Mayor Bloomberg, New Year's resolutions, Sophia's desire to kill people, the charitable tendencies of Ben's penis, Egypt, Russian ice dancing, why we need to F Cancer, Chris Brown and Rihanna tweeting each other, why the world needs to sign the "Don't be a d!ck pledge," if Jersey Shore is bad for Italians, animals VS people, Obama signing the NDAA into law and how he's not gangster enough for Don Cheadle, Sophia's directing, Occupy Wall Street, the Republican demonizing of Planned Parenthood, Iran, the danger of water bottles, a whore house for aliens, Palin not knowing what she's saying, politicians' lack of principles, selfishness and Ayn Rand's Fountainhead, and their differing thoughts on glitter. Plus... THE THUNDER ROUND!

This week we discuss if the thong is dead, the Obama's throwing an Alice in Wonderland party, the rise in man boob surgeries, why defense cuts will make us safer, if sex can cause amnesia, the porn awards, a very friendly crocodile, why Republicans love gay people, a tribute to comedian Angelo Bowers, the US saving Iran from pirates, China curbing TV, if Papa John's receipts are racist, Romney getting smacked down, Santorum squirming out of crazy statements, Tim Tebow's miracles, Bieber getting tatted up by the Lord, a very dumb criminal, a preacher who encourages daily sex, and one very expensive piece of tuna. Plus twitter comments, and THE THUNDER ROUND!

Dane Cook joins Gleib. This week we discuss if Ron Paul is racist, lesbian sailors making out, Iraq, and Churros exploding, Brazil's economy surging, Biden saying the Taliban is not our enemy, and gay coffee. Then Dane joins and we talk about his life, if Dane is a standup comedian, his awkward childhood, dealing with loss, dreaming big, alt comedy, his movie choices, comedian haters and why they hate on him, Louis CK, the story behind his appearance on Louie, a falling out Dane and Gleib once had and how that led to their touring arenas together, and meeting his heroes Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, and Jerry Lewis. Then in the THUNDER ROUND the two of them review 2011: Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, Gaga, Rebecca Black, British royalty, celebrity divorces, Justin Bieber, Herman Cain, and Scarlett Johansson. Everything that happened during the LAST YEAR ON EARTH.

Andy Dick joins Gleib to discuss Alec Baldwin, US spy plane crash in Iran, if Jen Aniston is the sexiest woman ever, Obama's Bieber fever, Republicans sucking oil through a pipe, Lindsay Lohan naked, the Russian President's filthy mouth, Charlie Sheen pulling a Weiner, what kangaroos are like on heroin, and somehow, much more. Plus Andy shares some VERY personal stories, and gives out his phone number.

The Smartest Man in the World, Greg Proops, joins Gleib to discuss Kobe's divorce, Kim Jong Il's death, and pre-death personality quirks, the "official" end of the Iraq War, The Porn Condom Conundrum, Mitt Romney's childish behavior, why people un-friend people on Facebook, why Russian TV loves FOX News, an actor getting caught with weed, Iran making threats, if God loves TIm Tebow, why Americans may soon be detained indefinitely, what George Orwell got wrong, James Franco getting a professor fired, the frightening benefits of nuclear power, and Barbara Walters smacking down the Kardashians. Plus the Thunder Round!

Meghan McCain reminds Ben he pranked her dad, John McCain. Then they discuss her new job at MSNBC, Justin Bieber, Britney Spears turning 30, Cain dropping out, if Rick Perry was high, a frozen Larry King, why Ron Paul shouldn't talk publicly, if there's a heaven, Vegas, things that start with 'S', the Republican candidates, and gay rights. Pretty much everything that happened Last Week on Earth.

NBA superstar Blake Griffin joins Gleib for his debut episode, where we discuss Kim Kardashian's idiotic fans, people being attacked with pepper spray and tampons, if J Lo lied to us, Romney's deceitful ad, Herman Cain bangin' everyone, partying at the revolution, if George Clooney is too handsome to live, and one very hungry hippo. Pretty much everything that happened Last Week on Earth.