Magmar Sucks

So you planned this picnic for some time now – a fun time with the family you thought…well not today – there is a Venomoth in the park…that’s right breathe it all in. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Venomoth) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

Who’s that partying in the woods? Venonat, venonat, venonat. Poisoning you and your lot. Venonat, venonat, venonat – Cool story right? I mean what’s not to like about a 3 foot moth that spews poison from its’ body and shoots lasers out of its’ eyes? Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Venonat) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

Parasect is like a better Paras, but only for the mushroom…for the Parasect it still sucks…it gorges on trees until the forest is dead and then dies…its’ kids are then assaulted by the mushroom like that sloth picture. Circle of Life? Or the Followers of Magmar? Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Parasect)

Have you ever seen the Last of Us, that’s Paras’ life…except like a boss! He can’t help it. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Paras) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

Have you ever fallen into sleep paralysis, that state where you are unable to move as dreamland slowly takes you in? That’s exactly what seeing a Vileplume while walking in the tall grass of Jhoto is like….okay maybe not. Listen to the episode anyway ! Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vileplume) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

He who smell’t it dealt it? Gloom definitely dealt it. It even gets high on its’ own supply. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gloom) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

All you wanted was a nice quiet Sunday afternoon mowing your lawn but noooo that’s too much to ask, especially if you have Oddish growing in your yard. Did you keep those earplugs you had for Jigglytuff? Yeah? Then you can safely listen to this episode. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Oddish) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

You’re walking home alone, and in the dead of night, a moist drop touches your neck. You jump out of the way startled, but to no avail – you find yourself in the bowels of a blood thirsty creature – a creature known as Golbat the blood hat. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Golbat) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

I mean he is basically just a bat – and then some….some of nothing…just listen to the episode already ! Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Zubat) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Wigglytuff) Special Guest: Chris Markey.

Did you know Jigglypuff is scary af? We didn’t until this episode happened, unless you have earplugs – if you have earplugs then you’re set. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Chris For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jigglypuff)

Long ago, in the bowels of the void seven deadly wizards came together to save the world. Their combined might created a creature so undescribable, so undefinable, it took 5 random dudes talking about Pokemon to really conceptualize what this creature is – WIZARDS, MAGIC, MIND CONTROL! Enjoy. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ninetales)

Can you get past the furry shit? What if I told you the fire was inside? The fire of a survivor? In comes Vulpix, the controller of fire! Que the Rocky theme song. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vulpix)

Clefable, a lone dancer or a witch? Or just a Clefairy that popped too many rocks from the moon? Listen to find out. ! Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Clefable)

Are you ready to party? ARE YOU READY TO PARTY? Well com’mon over to the Clefairy block party – we gon’ skip, hop and pop rocks till the moon is up! Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Clefairy)

Someone had the gall to call him a Godzilla ripoff, which severely undervalues his presence at your kids soccer games, or during keg stands at the local gym. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Joe (https://twitter.com/Prnkt92) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://www.magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nidorino)

Nidorino…needs therapy. His anger is unmatched, but when channeled topples castles whole. What more do you want?! Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Joe (https://twitter.com/Prnkt92) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nidorino)

Yeah he’s got big ears and maybe got picked on in school for it, but did anyone dare f@#$% with him? Find out in this episode! For more on the Pokemon in this episode: Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Joe (https://twitter.com/Prnkt92) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (https://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nidoran)

Watch out for Big Mama ya’ll and do not f@#$k with her babies – she will stomp your shit bro. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Joe (https://twitter.com/Prnkt92) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (http://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nidoqueen)

You’d develop a split personallity disorder too, if you could no longer have babies. Hosts: Chris (https://twitter.com/DaLiquidSword), Aleksandar (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56emXYp1pHXL2E9SLcYisw), Ethan (https://twitter.com/SynSpawn), Mark (https://www.twitch.tv/robobobatron), Joe (https://twitter.com/Prnkt92) For more episodes and the full ranking list visit Magmar Sucks (https://magmar.sucks) on the web. For more on the Pokemon in this episode check out their Bulbapedia page (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nidorina)