Audioshelf: After Dark

When a disgusting sexist pig discovers the "WonderRay," a powerful toy with the ability to turn ordinary women into brainless bimbos, it completely turns his life around! Soon, a slew of gorgeous babes belong to him; their fertile bodies made even more perfect with his powers. Does that make you want to throw up? Because it sure made us want to vomit all over the place. Join Britney and Brad as they denounce this horrid, chauvinistic, and tiny-penised set of stories. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/zapping-the-stepmother-neil-bimbeau * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2w6DugV

Caught between two men? What if we were to tell you that you didn't have to choose. That's right! You can have two men in your bed at one time! Just like Brylee from the novel "Dirty Princes" by best selling author, Jo Raven. Brylee is your normal cat-loving lady that just so happens to be getting DURTY with two royal men at the same time! Excuse my French, but holy Menage a Trios! Join Britney and Brad as they venture into threesome territory with this episode--just Britney, Brad, and one sexy chocolate chip cookie! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/dirty-princes-a-standalone-mmf-menage-romantic-comedy-jo-raven * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2hPEMr1

Put your bibs on, because we're serving up sex-on-a-stick for this weeks dinner! I mean Durty Thursday! We're gettin' down and dirty with Under Pressure by Aria Cole. Join us as we construct the perfect meal out of Jean-Luc Martel, a chef with a rapid-fire temper, chiseled good looks, and a dash of tattooed, bad boy edge. When he meets Delaney Thomas, he'll try to put the sugar in her chocolate cake. This episode of AudioShelf: After Dark will leave you feeling full for days! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/under-pressure-blue-collar-alpha-males-aria-cole * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2fcOeDF

Those who have daddy issues go to the right, those who don't, go to the left. That's right ladies! If you're looking for older men to kidnap you, gag you, and break you, then you've come to the right place. If you don't want any of those things, then do what Beyonce says and go "to the left, to the left." Angela Blake's tale of male dominance could trigger a lot of hate and uncomfortableness. But for us, it's just triggering a lot of laughter. Join our hilarious cacophony and let's punish these virgins! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/breaking-daddys-little-virgin-angela-blake * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2uGP2V4

Who knew Handymen had such HARD rules to follow: DON'T SLEEP WITH CLIENTS. Following rules isn't so easy for Hunter Ross, a Handyman who can't seem to keep his BRICK out of his customer's lady-parts. If you want something hot and dirty, look no further than Spread Wide by Falon and Nix Stone. This episode of AudioShelf: After Dark is going to make you scream for some handy CUMpensation! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/spread-wide-falon-nix-stone * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2uC95Xm

Hey CUTSLUTS AND PATCHWHORES! Do you have what it takes to be one of these? If you do, please tell us what in the hell a Cutslut and Patchwhore is! Join Britney and Brad as they talk about Kim Jones hilarious and inappropriately named erotica. This may be the best episode of AudioShelf: After Dark there ever was. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/cutslut-kim-jones * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2tRV70r

Let's make a drinking game out of it! Every time we say [Cock]y, take a drink! Join Britney and Brad as they dive into a situation that leaves a girl drooling at the mouth for her sexy new male roommate. Will Drew, mistaken as a boy because of her manly name, be able to control herself when it comes to Jake, the congressman's son who can't seem to get Drew out of his fantasies? Find out on tonight's scandalously cohabited episode of AudioShelf: After Dark featuring Cocky Roomie by Faleena Hopkins. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/cocky-roomie-faleena-hopkins * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2tmDVSj * Get it on Audible: http://amzn.to/2sSnvgU

Have you ever purchased someone from a Montana brothel? Talk about wrangling in a third person for your threesome-turned-thrupple! Wow-wee! Join Britney and Brad as they chat about the dangers and sex appeal of the first installment of the Bridgewater Ménage Series. Will Emma enjoy her life as a sex slaved wife of two misogynistic and disturbingly unattractive (at least from the cover) cowboys? Find out in this hilariously seductive episode of AudioShelf: After Dark...Yee-haw! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/their-kidnapped-bride-vanessa-vale * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2srZdKB * Get it on Audible: http://amzn.to/2upbRuZ

Willow Summers has us brushing up on our manners as we take a quick look at her sexy novel: Yes, Please. Hunter is your typical "hot dude in a suit" who doesn't have time for mundane thing like hiring hookers. So what does he do? He opens up an admin job in his company that comes with some ... interesting perks. Olivia isn't sure what to do when she meets this HARDened workaholic, but her panties are on fire and she's ready to get down and dirty. Will Olivia get employee of the month, or will she be applying for unemployment? Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/yes-please-willow-summers * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2rHwCBp * Get it on Audible: http://amzn.to/2rHTC2U

Our anaconda does want some if your name is Gavin, hun! In this steamy and *cough* super sized *cough* book, Lauren Landish gives us a different look at the stereotypical jock jerk. We follow Brianna as she, quite literally, bursts into Gavin's hotel room and gets a better understanding of why his nickname is Anaconda. With only a week together, will these two find true love, or will Brianna be left with a broken puss - we mean heart. This is one book that will leave you screaming JESUS! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/anaconda-lauren-landish * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2sptDl9

WARNING: Single Hot Biker Dad Alert! This is just another sexy story that will set your kindle on FIRE!! That's right! There is no warranty for that tABlet! Notice what we did there? Because we're sure the main male lead in Rigid by Scott Hildreth has ABs for days. This is our second motorcycle romance book we've come across and it has us spinning our wheels all the way to church, because our dirty and sinful thoughts need to be forgiven! Join Britney and Brad has they talk about the molten-sexual tension between Sandy and Smokey. Can Smokey's heart make room for new love? Or will his daughter be the only girl he loves? If that sounds weird to you? It should. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/rigid-scott-hildreth * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2qYPwTG

Have you ever had an urge to do something dirty, but you can't because it's against your ethical decision making process? Well in AudioShelf: After Dark, you can throw your moral compass goodbye. That's right! This is the place where naughty professors bend over backwards for their students and when we say "bend over," we mean "bend over" (what else did you think we mean?) Find out on today's sexy episode featuring Naughty Professor by Claire Adams. Gee golly, we hope this After Dark episode gets us an A+ ... which means Ass Plus, obviously. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/naughty-professor-claire-adams * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2sfSTqE

Do you feel controlled by your boss? Is it hard to behave in your work environment? Do you find yourself making mistakes only to be reprimanded? Are you turned on by reading these submissive work-place rhetorical questions? If so, you're in luck! You're a dirty bitch and you need to make an appointment with your HR Representative. Join Britney and Brad as they converse and giggle about spending seven sexy days with upper management. Would you go on an erotic vacation with your boss? Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/seven-days-with-her-boss-penny-wylder * Get it on Audible: http://amzn.to/2rWv3iI

Do you like when sugary-sweet alphas get on their knees? Well, Alexa Riley does, and so do we! Join us for a tantalizing episode featuring a sexy motorcycle club who is bad to the bone(r). This series had us rolling with laughter and made us feel dirty in all the right ways--kinda like your mom...Oops, sorry, supposedly Alexa Riley makes us "immature." Vroom Vroom, baby! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/ghost-riders-alexa-riley * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2pQDHTh

Join us as we scandalize ourselves with our first episode of After Dark, where we analyze Borrowing Blue, by Lucy Lennox. This gay erotic fantasy about a man who falls in love with his future brother-in-law's brother has our minds blown (wink, wink). Laugh with us as we discuss what makes the book's cover sexy, what stands out the most in it's seductive summary, and how well - or not well - Britney does an impression of Bradley's boyfriend, Eddie. So sit back, take off your shirt, then put your shirt back on cause that's weird and we were just kidding, and enjoy our first ever episode of AudioShelf: After Dark. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/borrowing-blue-lucy-lennox * Get it on Audible: http://amzn.to/2pZ6dkn

HOTNESS ALERT!! Get ready to be scandalized with this brand spankin' new segment that we are calling "AudioShelf: After Dark". Travel through the adults only section of the book store with us as we read the hottest, juiciest, and questionable descriptions of today's erotica. We promise, it's gonna get weird. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/why-audioshelf-after-dark