It Came From The Woods Podcast

On this Mattless episode of It Came From the Woods; Chris and Ross talk about…. Um, well I actually have no idea because I (Matt) wasn’t there for the recording or production of this episode. They could literally talk about their balls for an hour. Sooo Enjoy?

What do you suppose the ‘M’ in M. Night Shayamalan stands for? Turns out it’s Manoj. Not so impressive, is it? You know what else wasn’t as impressive as we had initially thought? His 2016 movie, ‘Split’ starring That Dude from ‘Xmen’ and ‘The Last King of Scotland’. Speaking of the latter, that movie also starred Hollywood’s favourite wall-eyed Mulligan, Forrest Whittaker. Suffice it to say, Chris is not a fan. Also featured in this episode: The cross-country adventures of Chris, varying degrees of homelessness, controversial opinions on mental health and a delightful recipe for surf and turf gumbo. Only [...]

Guess whos back with a motherfuckin Jaaaaaaaam?!?!?! That’s right, this week we delve into the twisted young minds of Ross, Chris and Matt as they regale us with 3 quick reviews of movies from their pasts. The episode doesn’t make a whole lot of sense but what did you expect? it’s us! Sit back, relax and don’t forget the 3 ‘R’s’  Rate, Review and Rsubscribe on iTunes, Stitcher or wherever you get your podcasts!

Coming to you live from StudiBro C, this episode takes a hard look at synthetic skin and the epic action flick that was ‘Darkman’. It seems that Liam Neeson is better at avenging himself than finding his daughter who gets “taken” every three years. Sure, Deborah, those handsome Eastern European men “kidnapped”  you and you weren’t sunning yourself on Evgeny’s yacht in the Black Sea. Anyways, check out this episode of Darkm’n. It’s swell

There was recently a development in this case so we thought we would do an update to Episode 33 “The Killing of Tim McLean and let you know what we think about it. Enjoy!

On this week’s episode we look at the life and career of one Justin Long; much heralded Thespian, advocate of the arts and president of the Alien Ant Farm Fanclub. OK, so most of those things (read: all) aren’t true, but we are huge fans of Justin’s and have decided to dedicate an entire episode to his filmography. From ‘Galaxy Quest’ to ‘Ghost Team’, of you’re Long in the tooth, this episode is for you.

 On this episode of the podcast, the boys dig deep into an unexplained phenomenon known as the Windsor Hum. Ross and Chris get into a heated discussion while Matt silently googles nude pics of Michelle Obama.

2016: They year of the vegan, and the year we lost Abe Vigoda. It will go down as a loss for all of humanity, but before we get too upset, IT’S TIME FOR THE MUTHERF*CKIN’ WOODYS Y’ALL! Yes, the ICFTW crew are back to bring you the second annual Woody Awards. What was our favourite movie? How about our favourite true crime episode? What titular (ha!) event had the boys up in arms in the year of our lord (Lucifer) 2016?!? Tune in and find out! Also, we take a look at the 2015 comedy/horror Krampus because uh….this was supposed [...]

It this episode, Ross’ internet cuts out and Matt & Chris have to fend for themselves. Can they do it?! Will they turn on each other and eat their own flesh to survive?! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Also, we review the 1981 slasher classic The Burning!

As we dive back into the sordid world of true crime, this week we focus on the gruesome murder of carnival barker Tim Mclean at the hands of Vincent Li. Mclean’s murder was infamous not only due to the brutality involved, but also the fallout involving protest groups and the subsequent trial of Li. This is a dark one folks. You’ve been warned.

  ‘Sup nefarious cons and human scum? We’re back with another banger, and this one wields a mean 20-gauge shotgun! Hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia, we review the 2011 grindhouse action-horror ‘Hobo With A Shotgun’ starring that guy from The Dark Knight Rises, Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys and George Strombolopolous. Also, Chris wants you to know that climate change is real. He actually just emailed me to say that….and texted me…and asked me to not assume his gender.

Weeeeeee doggies!!!! The Rootin-est, Tootin-est hombres in town have prepared for you the hottest true crime Podcast this side of the Mississip!! Join us as we take a look into the last days of one BMF Albert (probably drank his own piss) Johnson.. The boys dig deeper than ever before to bring you a well researched, hard hitting, mildly racist breakdown of the tireless chase that eventually led to Albert’s demise… or did it???

This week we go back to the year of our lord, 1979. It was a simpler time when men were men and women birthed mutant children from external sacks developed through careless psychotherapy administered by men in sweet fur coats. That’s right – this week we take a dive into David Cronenberg’s epic, ‘The Brood’. Divorce sure can be ugly. Enjoy!

Welcome back to It Came From the Woods! After spending much of the summer at our vacation home in the Ural Mountains, we’re back – but a little different. Have we matured? No. Have we repented and seen the error of our ways? No. But we HAVE adopted a new show format, and we kick things off this week with our first foray into the dark and often humorous world of true crime. This week, we take a look at Canadian pig farmer and serial killer Robert “Willie” Pickton and his killing spree in which he raped and murdered prostitutes [...]

Surprise, you filthy heathens! Get your fucking horns up and gather your old timey family around for a harrowing tale of sorcery, sacrifice and Black Fucking Philip! It Came From the Woods is back…. And this time, we want your children.

Surprise, you filthy heathens! Get your fucking horns up and gather your old timey family around for a harrowing tale of sorcery, sacrifice and Black Fucking Philip! It Came From the Woods is back.... And this time, we want your children.

Play this episode backwards and you'll kill your parents and work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life! But seriously folks, throw those horns up for the Great Horned One himself, because this one is all about devil worship, blood sacrifice and Chris pickin' sap from a tree! We review the demonic horror The Gate which launched a young Stephen Dorff's career and take a look at how Satan got everyone butt hurt in the '80s. So grab a goat, turn the lights down and chant like a druid, 'cause it's time for It Came From the Woods!

On this week's episode we return to the Great White North and review what can only be called the most divisive movie in ICFTW history! There's drama, controversy, infighting and more! We review the 2010 flick 'The Corridor' and Chris goes off the rails! Three men enter, one comes out alive! We also hear from our special Latino correspondent, "Pedro", who is providing us with rich commentary on the current US election drama. Disclaimer: he loves walls!

Surprise assholes! We're back! This week we wrap up International Month by travelling to the turkey capital of the world, Turkey! But first, Matt and Chris have an old-man argument about Uber vs. Taxis where Matt evolves into his final form: Dick Cheney. We then review the 2015 surrealist horror, 'Baskin' or as we like to call it: Garbage Bag Meat Sex 666. So grab a warm stick of khlav kalash and some crab juice - it's another wacky episode of It Came From the Woods!

Scuzzi, but did you hear that this week's episode of It Came From the Woods is all about Italy? Dolce Fucking Vita, bitches! Strap in as we sip wine from plastic cups, complain that our grown adult children wearing their shoes in the house and review the Ruggero Deodato masterpiece, Cannibal Holocaust. No animal is safe in this episode, and you're god damn right that's the Baywatch theme your ears are jizzing to.