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That’s right, you probably thought we did the old murder-suicide thing, but we didn’t.  In fact, in true SK style, we have six or so episodes that we recorded over the past few months that I may still release.  In addition to that, James and I are starting at least two new shows and “YouTube … Continue reading The Final Episode →

I know, I know, but seriously, my computer started fucking up and I didn’t handle it very well.  I sincerely wish that was just a lame excuse, but at least I talked myself out of throwing my computer against the wall.  Join James and I as we discuss life hacks, leaving contacts in too long, … Continue reading Episode 120: Cookie Jimmy →

I sure hope you you still want to listen to these.  If you are wondering, “what the fuck happened?”  Then tune in everyday this week for new episodes, and a light dip into the darkness that’s pervaded my life the past couple of months (and the decade before that).  If it’s all the same, I’m … Continue reading Episode 119: The Soda Episode →

This episode was recorded when James and I were very sleep deprived.  Then I edited it when I was sleep deprived and I am writing this to you now as person who is, in fact, deprived of sleep.  So, with all this deprivity in mind, enjoy this episode that has a sort of mad energy.  … Continue reading Episode 118: Morris Norris →

As members of the band Staind seem fond of saying, It’s been a while.  Who knows if they really are fond of it, but it seems that way.  I can tell you that James and I discuss loose butthole, songs, the patch, clapping at movies, cock wrappings, milk grades, local recycling bullshit, and much more.  … Continue reading Episode 117: No Little Sleep →

This time around James and I talk about shit that’s too funny to describe.

Wow, I guess no one (except James) reads these.  I don’t really hate Red Letter Media, but I do hate that some people have enough money to waste on something like that when people go to bed hungry every night.  Reality simply does not make sense to me most of the time.  Let’s forget about … Continue reading Episode 115: Caged Existence →

Alright, since no one reads these I’m going to entertain myself.  I officially rescind my support of Red Letter Media.  The fact that they turned down $250 to do an hour interview with me was insulting enough, but I understood.  Since they refuse to do the one thing that brought them to my and everyone … Continue reading Episode 114: That’s What Mel Gibson Wants →

Dose anyone read these?  If you read these please let me know.  The topics this week include dreams, the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, joke theft, misheard words, blatant marketing to children, characters that then became actors as characters, and much more.  This week’s episode is brought to you by The Burger Log from Franklyn … Continue reading Episode 113: A Lineage Of Mr Ts →

Welcome back for another round of insanity.  This episode was recorded the day before April Fools.  It’s just an excuse, but I really wanted to have nothing to do with that holiday.  I feel like a true alcoholic who stays home on St Patrick’s Day.  Like I said though, that’s just an excuse.  Really, my … Continue reading Episode 112: A Real Cliffhanger →

It’s true, two new episodes in as many weeks!  Seriously, quit rubbing your eyes, you’ll hurt yourself.  This week I only wrote two things down, and one of them we didn’t even get to.  So I don’t feel the need to tell you here what that one thing was.  Given it’s weight, you’ll know when … Continue reading Episode 111: Mini Carcosa →

As Scott Aukerman (director of the President) might say IT’S BEEN…(chuckle) quite a while since we’ve released an episode.  WELL THAT ENDS TODAY!  I’m releasing an episode right now, in fact.  If you wanna know the real truth, if your reading this, I’ve already written it.  Chances are I’m watching a TV show or playing … Continue reading Episode 110: Hey There, I’m Famous Golfer Jack Nicklaus, How’s It Goin’? →

It’s been awhile, we’re glad you still here.  You mean more to us than you’ll ever know.  Well maybe you know it now…who knows.  I must admit this week is pretty heavy.  Typically, Valentines Day signals the lowest point of my seasonal depression so the next episode will be a lot lighter.  Don’t fear though, … Continue reading Episode 109: Cleft Behind or Toiling 2: Electric Boogaloo →

If you’re anything like me, you’re still writing 2013 on all your podcast episodes.  This week James and I discuss questionable uses of a star’s likeness, counterfeit Chinese eggs, excuses for my stand up performance, insulting credit card names, the problem with legal weed in Colorado, demographics, insanely expensive Nintendo games, bored writers, and much … Continue reading Episode 108: Humans Be Assholes →

Well it finally happened, we have a concrete release day for our show.  I hate spoilers, so I won’t ruin it by telling you here what day we picked.  You’ll have to listen to find out.  This week you’ll also find out about a ton of other stuff too like where tube socks are made, … Continue reading Episode 107: It’s Tuesday Morning →

Are you ready for this?  This BOTH the last episode of 2013 AND the first episode of 2014!  Doesn’t that blow your mind?  It doesn’t?  You figured out that it’s been recorded for a long time, and I’m just now getting around to releasing it?  Got it.  First off I need to break it to … Continue reading Episode 106: Gittin Helt →

Happy holidays *gun cocks* …and merry Christmas!  James and I don’t talk about any of that and instead discuss the definition of insanity, fake sign language, pick-up artist swarms, eBay, corporate racism, rich assholes setting dangerous precedents, and much more.  There’s also Jon Feist Writes, a visit from the electronics hater Dustin Cathair, and a … Continue reading Episode 105: That’s Not The Episode Title →

Welcome back, and if this is your first episode…then where ya’ been you old so-and-so?  Kick you shoes off, crank up the space heater, and hit play!  This week James and I discuss the Robocop remake, what to do with old malls, British cigarette renaming, new oldies, edited movies, fake Big Macs, and much more.  … Continue reading Episode 104: A Zellweger →

James and I hope you enjoyed you Thanksgiving.  Now you have us to help gird you for the coming Christmas onslaught.  This week James and I talk about eBay, eBay, and eBay.  I’m only mostly kidding.  Tonight’s episode is brought to you by Richard Casing’s Sausage Casings for your Sausage and Dick Sleeves. Links: Wifi … Continue reading Episode 103: Rich Person Reality Show →

Say fuck black friday, with it’s grotesque consumerism, and stay home to enjoy a free podcast in the comfort of your home.  This week James and I talk about too much to mention, such as the danger of eBay, Bill Gate’s condom initiative, the threatening nature of ski masks, retro video game reviews, and much … Continue reading Episode 102: He Died Under Those Nintendo Games →