Severn Fm® - Severn Bore Breakfast Show

No Barry today! We talk to Germaine Greer at 9:20 and what a lovely and knowledgable lady. Simon Pegg Star Treks Into the Darkness film, 'Sofa snooping' councillors, Tapeworms burrowed into my BRAIN, Smart meter project is delayed, 'Steaming' Helen Mirren defends scolding drummers, Mad scientists, Ferguson career eulogised by press and Plant coms - Spore G or Flora G

'Half Time Baz' has to leave at 9am AGAIN (tut!). Newly appointed Councillor, Barry Kirby joins us today. (He joins us every week, but he now is a councilor!). Should children have best friends? MasterChef, Natalie Coleman wins with scotch egg dish, PFA asks Reginald D Hunter for fee back after race remarks controversy, Google - Tax dodging gits, Carpet cleaner's privates were burned by 99p shower gel and Barry talks about his new duties as a local Councillor. Oh yes, and Andy bores us about flying - again!

'Half Time Baz' has to leave at 9am AGAIN! We discuss what a Colour Consultant does and we got a little hysterical! Flying, Save BBC TV Centre, London Marathon and interview with Graeme Flory-Kish who ran last weekend, Sir Winston Churchill to feature on new banknote, Gloucester rapper Nasif Malik is dreaming of the big time, Pothole rage in Gloucestershire with graffiti attack on road, Don't lose a plot, get one, An allotmant, 'Part of 911 plane landing gear' found in New York, Millionaire McCormick guilty of fake bomb detector scam and Why Britain is now a safer place

'Half Time Baz' has to leave at 9am but make the most of his company. London Marathon and Graeme. Barry messes with Paul's headphone volumer! Ooh err! 'What us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the Mic - Psych!?' Mandy is going on a Ghost Hunt - scary stuff - Rolf H - No surely not!? Barry is applying for the job of Stonehenge Manager - nah? Monkeyface is playing at Quedgeley FUn Day along with Severn FM

Caro's return to Severn FM!! Barry had to leave at 9am and normally hasn't got anything to say about politics we we FORCED him to make a few comments about Baroness Thatcher's death this week. BBC defends Baroness Thatcher Ding Dong song decision, Baroness Thatcher's death reopens wounds in Yorkshire! Caro and Barry had a a small bit to see about Baroness Thatcher and Andy played some Spitting Image sound bites. We DIDN'T play the witches dead though! Veronika contacted us from Sweden and we played jag kommer by Veronica Maggio - our first Swedish Artist (apart from Abba, oh and Stakka Bo and well....actually there are quite a few famous Swedish Bands!)

Things don't change, just as Barry arrived, the audio processor started doing strange things - emergency action was required. Bigger sales of diesel is due to companies now buying the fuel direct from forecourts instead of storing it in depots. Incinerator appeal expected mid-May. New Stonehouse railway station plans discussed. Laiki Bank: The Cyprus bank staff hit worst of all, US plays down North Korea threat. Shaun Moore fell down the stairs at BBC Broadcasting House!! Bulb blows in New BBC New Studio, The Grand National, Clocks went back, Flying (boring everyone again). Barry accidently mentions Horse Meat, but he Meant a horse meet. yeah sure!!

Andy was privileged enough to be shown around BBC TV CENTRE 2 days before it was sold. I stood in the same studios where Top of the Pops, News, Blue Peter, Alan Patridge and so many other shows were broadcast from. Gloucester 17 Harlequins 15, BBC TV Centre Closes, North Korea enters 'state of war' with South (Andy panics), Potter and Withnail actor Richard Griffiths dies, Amazon to buy social network site for readers Goodreads and Flying.

The 4 boys are back together for the first time in a while! Group hugs all round and general siliness. No flying for Andy since the 2nd March. Andy loses his phone (leaves it on a train) so the whole word stops! Incinerator up in smoke after 8 year battle,New Quayside cinema opening just months away, UK gas prices surge on supply fears, 'Sexist joke' web developer whistle-blower fired, Cyprus crisis.

Well... it didn't start off well! Andy hadn't made the desk live and we were talking to no one for the first 6 minutes - classic Andy! Barry had work today (he was in bed, we find out later!) so couldn't be on the show, but he did the traffic report from his bed! Flying, Traffic, Dreams - Sir Alan Sugar, Comic Relief - 25 years since Lenny Henry started Red Nose day. General rubbish for two hours with Paul and Andy.

A very emotional last show to be broadcast from the Studio's at the Old School in Hardwicke. The Studios were packed and we had lots to talk about. Amanda Greenway from Quedgeley People had the following words to say: Before going off air, Andy had a few final words of thanks for all of those who have helped and supported the station over the past 21 months. "We would like to formally thank Stroud District and Hardwicke Parish councils, who believed in us at the start - and that was mainly down to Ian [Butler] and all of the other guys at Hardwicke, who funded the original set-up costs, built this studio and allowed us to do our first FM broadcast," he said."And Quedgeley Community Trust and Quedgeley Parish Council - that's Andy [Jarrett] and Anna [Mozoll], - because you've both given us money that paid for us to carry on. "And to Severn Vale Housing Association," he continued, "who, thanks to one guest who came on to the Severn Bore Breakfast Show - Project SOLACE - led to them tweeting out to all the peop

Chas Hodges talks about how Chas n Dave started, what Rockney is all about, his UK tour and only Fools and Horses.

Flying - Scanner, Arial, Flight Sim, Dreams (Missed train, late for the SBBS), Zoe Lyons in Tewksbury ( Quedgeley People and Glos Citizen), Newspaper Review, Chaz N' Dave, Alan Partridge: Steve Coogan film shoots on Cromer Pier. News Items: Oscar Pistorius granted bail in Reeva Steenkamp case, Richard Briers, The Good Life star, dies aged 79 and Bob Godfrey, Roobarb animator, dies aged 91.

Flying - Scanner, Arial, Flight Sim, Running (done 10K this week), Andy and Barry's Blog, Bread is bad! Weather - foggy, Traffic - there is some! Andy gets pepper in the eye on Valentines day. We talk about today's newspapers and Chaz N' Dave. News - Asteroid, Russian meteor, Oscar Pistorius denies Reeva Steenkamp South Africa murder, Hunt criticises health trust over whistleblower, UK retail sales fall unexpectedly in January, Horsemeat in food - UK shops hit back over 'silence' and Police officers injured following Gloucester car chase of a BMW stolen from Cheltenham.

Barry complains there was beef in his Horse Burger! Flying - 'There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots! ', Weather, Traffic,Snow!?Dave the dead RAT!!!, the Newspapers along 'nay, nay nay, 'Horsemeat scandal: The business impact, RAF Fairford protesters win legal battle against police, Horsemeat scandal: Don't dump meat, says food minister, Beyonce and other stars struggle to control their image, Vicky Pryce trial: 'I felt ashamed and upset' and EU leaders agree 3% budget cut deal in Brussels.

Andy and the crew spoke Commeidan Zoe Lyons who was really funny and good fun. Zoe explains when she first realised she was funny and that Andy probably shouldn't have that flying lesson today - especially if the were going to be spiders and snakes in it! Zoe tlaks about Kraftwerk and how she secretly wants to be the fith member!

Today's show was brought to you Adam Ant - All the songs were by Adam Ant and included a live phone in from famous and funny Commedian, Zoe Lyon! Quedgeley People, Rasberry Pi, Low wattage bulbs, Dreams! Brave Abby's quest to beat rare bone cancer! Flying - later today!! Arghh....In The News: Bali drugs: Lindsay Sandiford loses legal funding case, Ofcom to open up airwaves for 4G mobile services, How owls swivel their heads - What???

Today's show was brought to you by the letter K - All artists beginning with K! No Caro today but Paully Boy was there! Barack Obama provides landing pad for fly, Samsung leads mobile phone shipments, Dummy taped to baby's face at Stafford Hospital, Razor and Rylan go skinny dipping as Speidi break down in tears, Microsoft's Skype pressured to offer privacy reports, Swansea ball boy Charlie Morgan tweets 'crazy 24 hours', Sir William Romney students Lip Dubbing to Queen's Don't Stop Me Now - VIDEO, Firefighters tackle roof blaze at historic Westgate Street pub, Andy's gonna learn to fly (crazy fool). The crew decide to have a go at Lip Dubbing IN ONESIES - oh yes!

Today's show was brought to you by the letter H - All artists beginning with H! No Paul today but Caro turned up again, yes three times in a row! Barry bangs on about something and also Andy confirms the radiator valve experience! Flying and first Jessops, then HMV and now Blockbuster! UK snow - More on the way, London helicopter crash, WWII lard wash up, Jail for Snowdon 4x4 driver and drivers warned to prepare for heavy snow in Gloucestershire. Pete's on a diet and has lost 7lb! Caro tells us she did a bit of dancing and once auditioned for Les Miserables.

Today's show was brought to you by the letter A - All artists beginning with A! (apart from Monkeyface who begin with M!) No Barry today but Paul Alcock came along instead (oh Caro turned up again, yes twice in a row!) James Arthur - Tut! Amazon (delivery problems again), Forest Of Dean Wilderness Centre, Flying (arghh!), Tickets for the Shard, Burgers to President, The London Mayor - big B, Trains and the Tube, Prisons are a closing and the weather (snow, snow and more snow!).

Today's show was brought to you by the letter M - All artists being with M! Barry and Caro turned up today! Hurrah!! Today's featured Motorway is the M5 - grunt! Amazon, gluten free bread, swap a gun for fish and chips, Swiss bank Wegelin, Does confidence really breed success? The Gymn and weightloss