Stuff & Things

The time we discussed Chris Christ, Santa's signature, and White Elephants.

The time we discussed Taco Bell and rage, Johnny Jack n Seed, and White Elephant.

The time we discussed a TV bigger than your room, Christmas Porn, and the unwitting naughty boy.

The time we discussed Nipples and Buttcheeks, Turkey People, and Pirates?

The time we discussed Andy, a beautiful, and Live by the slice, die by the slice.

The time we discussed a Hot Cheeto Eagle, Squirrel bites, and Mothman: The Original Prankster  

The time we discussed a 100 calorie pack of heroin, a butt thing, and Nanner Lover.

The time we discussed Nightmare on Elm Street Part ?: Dream Fuckers, Chucking wine at UFOs, and a Bed of Sorrow.

The time we discussed a generic mess, Channel Infinity, and how to be smooth and abandon your evil ways

The time we discussed the criminal element, a baptism of punches, and being paralyzed by fear.

The time we discussed the way the shame works, a small radio, and playing with your fantasy guys.

The time we discussed roasting the things that we love, soul stasis, and Kurt Russell.

The time we discussed Penüs, an ancient Dragon God, and Charles Ernesto Cheese.

The time we discussed Diablo del Baño, a lonely bridge of a man, and the number on soup of the NFL.

The time we discussed Chewie's law, a clown (or a person dressed as a clown), and Fred Schneider delivering the Gettysburg Address.

The time we discussed the rush, the feel, of stealing, Earth religion 27, and the in-between people.

The time we discussed The Friend-Ship, Record Shoes, and a Double National Joke.

The time we discussed being thanks for visiting the Doctor's office, Moist Mouth Sounds, and a BFG (Big Fuckin' Gator).

The time we discussed a sweet jester poster, Taco Snack, and the most metal song ever!

The time we discussed Batman: Reconsideration, Brain Prostitute, and the closest thing I have ever felt to love.