Everything I Learned From Movies

Steve & Izzy finish off The Shortest Month with 1987's "Masters of the Universe" starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Courtney Cox, and Billy Barty as Gwildor!!! From Director Gary Goddard (check out our interview back in December) comes one of Steve's favorite movies as a child... and Izzy's watching it for the first time!!! Will the movie hold up? Is Frank Langella too good for this film? Did this movie end Cannon Films? Who IS the rightful ruler of Eternia?!? We answer these questions and more!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, I HAAAVE THE POWERRRRRR, and enjoy!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Valentine's week, Steve & Izzy take your questions & try to share some life-learned lessons on Love. Please enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy continue The Shortest Month with this 2009 straight-to-DVD special starring Gary Coleman, Scottie Pippen, Ron Jeremy and... that's really about it... or is it?!? We get some appreciated help from Brent of the Home Video Hustle Podcast as well!!! Will he enjoy it?!? Is the offensive name misleading?!? Why doesn't Hollywood use more Little Thespians?!? Did this movie kill Gary Coleman?!? Let's find out!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, don't f**k with Gary Coleman, and enjoy!!!   Home Video Hustle - www.ageofradio.org/homevideohustle  Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy sit down to interview actor Emmett Hunter III whose best known for his roles on "Stan Against Evil", "Atlanta", "Homeland" & "Burn Notice" but was also a star football player & a father of three incredible daughters!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, #EmmettForCandyman, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy continue The Shortest Month with this 1981 chestnut starring too many great English actors to list... and Steve is actually watching it for the first time!!! Will he enjoy it?!? Does it stand the test of time?!? Why doesn't Hollywood use more Little Thespians?!? What do the Beatles have to do with this movie?!? Let's find out!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, get to the portal, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Steve sits down with Dr. Uwe Boll who directed over 30 movies and joined us originally last year... but this time he's talking about his podcast Uwe Boll Raw, some of the hard pressing topics of the current day, and also his latest film project that may surprise & inspire you!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, check out Bauhaus Restaurant in Vancouver, and enjoy!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Following the latest episode of the game show "Cast Away" features Craig from Matinee Heroes and Stork & Peacock from Besotted Geek as they cast the "Police Academy" reboot, we talked about our picks, alternative picks, and whatever other random stuff came into our heads... in this SUPERSIZED Aftermath episode. Who do they think will make the best Mahoney, Lassard, Jonesy, Tackleberry, Hightower, Hooks and more?!? Listen & find out... then vote on Twitter & Patreon at @EILFMOVIES   So kick back, grab a few brews, (Blue Oyster Club music), and enjoy!!!   Matinee Heroes - www.matineeheroes.com  Besotted Geek - www.besottedgeek.com Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve is joined by Brendan & Nathan from What Were They Thinking Podcast to discuss the 2003 offering "Tiptoes" starring Matthew McConaughey, Gary Oldman, Kate Beckinsale & Peter Dinklage to celebrate The Shortest Month!!! Does this movie spread knowledge of the LPDL?!? Why do we talk about Muppets?!? Can this really be as bad as people say it is?!?   So kick back, grab a few brews, sit in a couch, and enjoy!!!   What Were They Thinking? - www.wwttpodcast.podbean.com    Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our latest episode of the game show "Cast Away" features Craig from Matinee Heroes and Stork & Peacock from Besotted Geek as they cast the "Police Academy" reboot!!! Who do they think will make the best Mahoney, Lassard, Jonesy, Tackleberry, Hightower, Hooks and more?!? Listen & find out... then vote on Twitter & Patreon at @EILFMOVIES   So kick back, grab a few brews, (Blue Oyster Club music), and enjoy!!!   Matinee Heroes - www.matineeheroes.com  Besotted Geek - www.besottedgeek.com Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes starring Marky Mark, Tim Roth, Michael Clarke Duncan & Paul Giamatti!!! Can the visionary that brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure & Batman Returns revitalize the "Planet of the Apes" for a new generation? How did the casting of this movie influence two other MAJOR franchises?!? Did the sexy ape foreplay work for you too?!?   So kick back, grab a few brews, Ape Lincoln, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please enjoy our 2018 Stevie Awards & Year End Spectacularrrrrrrrrr!!! We crown the greatest movies of 2018, the worst performances we've covered, and as our intro song would suggest... one-liners, plotholes & gratuitious boobiiiiiiiies... and much more!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, and the winner is... enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss the FINALE of the 5-part "Planet of the Apes" original series in which Caesar has successfully led the Apes in a revolt to overcome slavery... but can the Apes survive on the same planet with Humans? Or even with themselves? Let's find out!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, don't say that forbidden N-word, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eiflmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy answer your questions and give you some updates on upcoming episodes, ways to win prizes, and generally just have a great time in this Mini Episooooooooduh!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, tell us your favorite theme month so far, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss the 4th installment of the Planet of the Apes saga, CONQUEST of the Planet of the Apes... with special guest Craig from the Matinee Heroes Podcast!!! Little baby Milo has grown up to be raised by Ricardo Montelban & renamed Caesar... now what?   So kick back, grab a few brews, and you of all people should know to enjoy!!!   Matinee Heroes - www.matineeheroes.com  Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com.eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After our latest episode of the game show "Cast Away" we sat down with guests Peter from Podstalgic, Jarrett from Sci Fi Double Feature Drive-In Podcast & the lovely Izzy from our show after rebooting the classic "Big Trouble in Little China" & talked about... well... a lot of crazy things!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, know what Jack Burton says at a time like this, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy continue JANUARY OF THE APES with the 3rd in the series, 1971's "Escape from the Planet of the Apes" starring Roddy McDowall & Kim Hunter. How does the story continue after the ending of "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"? Would you watch a sitcom about two apes living in Los Angeles? What is it about Ricardo Montelban that's so f**king amazing? Let's find out!   So kick back, grab a few brews, sip some grape juice plus, and enjoy!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our latest episode of the game show sweeping the world "Cast Away" features Peter from Podstalgic, Jarrett from Sci Fi Double Feature Drive-In Podcast & the lovely Izzy from our show rebooting the classic "Big Trouble in Little China"   So kick back, grab a few brews, know what Jack Burton says at a time like this, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy start off 2019 with JANUARY OF THE APES, a celebration of the sequels to the 1968 classic "Planet of the Apes" (which Steve has never seen) and we find out if they're actually legit films!!! Can Man coexist with Ape? How can you win an incredible prize in January? What does an Ape Sauna smell like? Let's find out!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, INVADE!!!, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just in time for your Christmas morning, our first recording from THE OFFICIAL Fortress of Solitude features DMXmas as we talk about the 2000 movie "Romeo Must Die" starring Jet Li, Aaliyah, Delroy Lindo, and even DMX (briefly). Can love survive between people from two warring families? Can a coffee shop, clothing store, dance studio & orphange survive as one singular business ran by a woman with little to no experience in anything other than angstiness? Just who is Romeo in this movie? Find out all the answers as well as the latest new product from EILFM, The Mic-Coke-Cane TONIGHT!!! Merry DMXmas to all!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies  Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve gets to fulfill his lifelong dream of speaking with Gary Goddard, the creator & director of his favorite show from his childhood "Captain Power & the Soldiers of the Future"!!! He also directed the movie "Masters of the Universe" and now has moved on to something possibly even more magical... designing & directing theme park attractions all across the globe!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, POWER ON, and enjoy!!!   Legacy Entertainment - www.legacyentertainment.com  Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com.eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices