Everything I Learned From Movies

Steve & Izzy discuss this 2004 summer blockbuster loosely based on a DC Comics villain but... let's face it, the whole movie is based on Halle Berry strutting around in bondage gear. They also try some wonderful selections from 21st Amendment, Freewheel & Deschutes Brewing... to help wash away the memories of this movie... but before we forget, check out this podcast with us... learn from our mistakes!!! Enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Steve & Izzy discuss this 2001 hacker-action film that has some oddly significant conspiracies mixed into it... but all that anybody remembers is John Travolta's inexplicable facial hair & Halle Berry's tremendous tits. I mean seriously... you don't even remember that Hugh Jackman is in this movie, do you? They also try some wonderful beverages courtesy of Oskar Blues, North Coast & Elevation 66 Brewing companies. Please download, grab a few beers, and enjoy them with us!!! Prost!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss this 2005 movie based on an early 90's MTV TV series (back when they had music) and set in a futuristic world where "blades of grass" and "hands for feet" are taken quite literally... and Academy Award winning actresses have the most incredible mourning wardrobe. We also try some wonderful selections from Uinta Brewing, 21st Amendment & Talisman Brewing. So download, kick back, grab a few futuristic beers, and enjoy with us! Prost! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss the sequel of the XTREME Secret Agent movie series that... was forced to wait a decade-plus after this entry for an end to the trilogy. Ice Cube & Xzibit collaborate on the soundtrack and actual movie paired with Samuel L. Jackson & the great Willem Dafoe... in which there is a great internal political power struggle... and explosions and bullet trains and chicks in chop shops and... yeah, just enjoy it!!! They also try some delicious Mountain West beers from Wasatch, Moab & Oskar Blues Breweries... so grab a few brews, kick back & enjoy!!! Prost!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy have a full SUPERSIZED show today to ring in 2017!!! They start off with the 1995 anthology movie "Four Rooms" where of course... four rooms means... FOUR BEERS!!! This week's selection includes samples from Utah's Epic & Uinta Brewing, a Vintage Ale from Trader Joe's... and possibly the GREATEST BEER IN THE WORLD!!! Not enough exclamation points?!? Well... we also recap our previous episodes from the year, let you know the Best & Worst movies of 2016, and then look ever excitedly toward the cinematic year of 2017 with a list of movies that are DESTINED to be featured on this podcast!!! So join us, have fun, be safe & help us ring in 2017 with a BANG!!! Prost!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss this streaming movie about a horrible father who smuggles animals(Dolph Lundgren) is imprisoned... and then rejoins the movie about 40 minutes later while a Lake Placid meets Jaws on a Blair Witch budget is going on. Regardless, there is plenty of good cheese to be had. We also pair that cheese with delicious selections from Uncommon Brewers, Headlands Brewing & Freewheel Brewing all based here in the San Francisco Bay Area... like this shark-riddled lake. So grab a few local brews wherever you are, turn on Netflix, and chill with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss "Which is Worse?" with the horrible sequels to a cinematic legend, comparing the 3-D extravaganza to a Bahamas-based cash grab! They also try some India Pale Ales from Stone Brewing & Cigar City Brewing, as well as a Baltic Porter from Uncommon Brewers in Santa Cruz. So kick back, grab a few beers, and enjoy this wonderful nature documentary about VENGEANCE with us. Prost!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve, Izzy & special guest host / best man at our wedding Scott discuss the timeless classic about one woman's determination to find a cure for Alzheimer's Disease... and the supersmart killing machines she creates because of it. This movie includes one of the great movie deaths of all time... one of the best movie speeches... tons of explosion... and possible puppetry! So join us, won't you? We also try some Ballast Point's Sculpin IPA, 21st Amendment Back in Black IPA, and Wasatch's Raspberry Wheat to make all of the science in this movie work. So grab a few beers yourself & join us on this magical deep sea adventure! Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss this sequel to the motion picture loosely based on the 80's cartoon loosely based on a 60's TV series. Yes, we do it for you! We also try some wonderful selections from Anchor Brewing, Tampa's Cigar City Brewing & Corralitos Brewing... and spoiler alert, they're all pretty damn fantastic! So grab a few beers, check out "Inspector Gadget 2" currently streaming on Netflix, and enjoy it all with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy wish you a fantastic Thanksgiving by discussing this film about giant mutant turtles lead by a giant rat who battle an interdimensional brain bent on universal domination with the help of ninja, a rhino, a warthog & Dr. Madea. Ah, but the turtles have the help of a horrible pretty reporter, a whiny b**ch of a cop & a cameraman. We also discuss delicious beverages from Bell's Brewing in Michigan, Lagunitas & Anchor Brewing. So grab some beers, some turkey, some dressing, kick back & enjoy! Prost! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Izzy discusses the history of My Little Ponies while Steve feigns interest... and then they both review this entry in their cinematic universe... which is surprisingly Christmas-y. They also try another selection from 21st Amendment Brewing as well as Anderson Valley & Dogfish Head. So download, grab your favorite pony, chase it with a beer & then enjoy along with us!!! Prost, darlings!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss the movie that nobody asked for & even less watched in theatres... 2015's "Jem & the Holograms"!!! They answer the mysteries about Jem's parents... and make many better movie ideas than the one they review. They also try some libations from 21st Amendment, Rogue & Denver's Great Divide Brewing... so download, kick back, grab a beer & enjoy along with us!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the start of Not-stalgia November!!! The month when Steve & Izzy reminisce about the shows of their youth... and how their (already pretty weak) stories were ruined by Hollywood. To start things off, we look at "GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra" which loosely based on the 80's cartoon & comics... from the creators of "The Mummy" trilogy... and basically just a movie made for teenage boys through & through... or is it the greatest movie ever made & prophetic with its view of the not-too-distant future? They'll also talk of craft brew from El Chivo Grunon, 21st Amendment & Sierra Nevada brewing! So give us a listen, kick back with a brew or two, and enjoy! P.S. We got a new microphone, so let us know how it sounds! Prost! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy watch this "sequel" to the legendary John Carpenter slasher series... except there's no slasher... or mention of Michael Myers... or Mike Myers... or really John Carpenter except as a producer... but still, it's pretty damn amazing to watch for all the wrong reasons. Apparently the 80's were different than I remember. We'll also tell you about some wonderful beer selections from Warsteiner & New Belgium Breweries. So grab a couple beers, kick back & enjoy this movie with us. Prost! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss this recently rebooted sequel to the movie that started the whole found-footage genre... but really doesn't use it in the sequel... and despite being called "Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows"... there's no book of shadows... or even really witches, just bitchy wiccans. It's... really interesting at best. Also, we try an Oktoberfest Lager from Hangar 24 Brewing and a wild yeast ale commemorating the legendary Hule Hauser, host of "California's Gold." So check out this eye-roller and let us know what you think! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy discuss this little known gem of a horror story about dealing with loss... and the VENGEANCE that comes with loss!!! See legendary special effects master Stan Winston's feature directorial debut... and enjoy... and then listen to us talk about it, as well as try some AMAZING beers from Coronado Brewing & Sierra Nevada. VENGEANCE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve & Izzy catch up with the happenings of the life of Regan, demonic possession survivor, in this loveable 1977 romp through time. space & the human mind... via flashing lights and sh*t like that. We else try some delectable selections from California's own Heretic Brewing... and even talk a little bit about Rick James. So download us, kick back with a few brews, and enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Steve & Izzy tackle the dynamic duo... and Batgirl... and Bane's grunts... and Arnie getting paid by the pun... and whatever the hell Uma Thurman is doing in this campy portrayal of the Dark Knight that makes the 1966 version look like f**king Shakespeare. We also pair it with a couple of Utah beers, Talisman's The Kreation & Uinta's Baba Black Lager... so kick back, relax, pop a few tops, and enjoy our opinions on the movie that YOU'VE ALL SEEN & DON'T REALLY NEED TO WATCH EVER AGAIN!!! Prost!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Steve & Izzy continue Suckass Sequel Month discussing the glorified music video compilation of "Blues Brothers 2000" while enjoying some choice local seasonal craft brew courtesy of one of our favorites, Elevation 66 Brewing, and a seasonal huckleberry selection from Laughing Dog Brewing that we bought in Utah. So sit back, good luck following the plot, but enjoy our random references while enjoying a few brews with us. Prost!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Steve & Izzy continue Suckass Sequel Month with a review of one of the suckiest sequels of all time... Speed 2: Cruise Control a.k.a. Die Hard 3ish a.k.a. Speed Boat. They also drink a few beers fresh from the Cayman Islands (Ironshore Bock) and Trader Joe's (Boatswain Chocolate Stout). So kick back, listen to us talk about a bad movie & the lost brilliance of Willem Dafoe, and enjoy!!! Prost!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices