Wiki Review

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Self-driving car. The search for a bus. Uber ratings and a Bic ad that shouldn’t be. Don’t tell the Amish about Foodora. Elon Musk is the Tesla guy, rise of the Cygoogleborgs and yes Matrix again. Push bikes with motors are as dumb as someone who still uses a refidex. Death by GPS but why use one when in Brisbane you are 5 turns from everywhere on its hollow roads. Ambulances, fire trucks and bath toast. Beyond 2000 then tomorrow but don’t have a Johnny Cab nightmare. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-driving_car Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @thehumourdoor humourdoor.com.au wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Alien abduction entities. Will Ben confess to being an alien? Why is Garths sound effect getting longer? Don’t be like Barney and Betty Hill and get the alien STD that makes your penis explode. All the aliens types Greys (tall, normal and short) , Draco’s, Nordisc, Annunaki, Mummy like, Reptoid, Non-human, Monstrous, Bunny, Animal/Robot, Predator, Energy balls, Tiny Sigmas (the borrowers) and others. Hypnagogia, knee nose sex, bleeple blop and anisis. If you can't make cupcakes your species sucks. New episodes of Out of Sync. Off the Wall in Wellington Point has the hottest burger ever. Blueish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_entities Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @thehumourdoor humourdoor.com.au wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum -

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Stereotypes of animals. Imagine being a penguin at the zoo. Andrew Garfield is a funny cat, Blofeld's cat is Mr. Bigglesworth and Hush can be kind of a douche bag. Llamas are camels and otters are lazy beavers but a bear and crazy beats a hand gun every time. You will get 1 in Farside comics but only 1 in are funny. Cow’s with Guns 1996. Fact about Australia, Kevin Hart is basically scrappy doo and the Flintstones alien is actually called The Great Gazoo. Garth is in the boot with a dead fox and Ben needs to stop talking about Bed Knobs and Broom sticks so much. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypes_of_animals Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @thehumourdoor humourdoor.com.au wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-li

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Batman. On location in Gotham City yo find out what the first 26 Detective Comics were about. What is more powerful then God, more evil then the Devil, the rich need it, the poor have it and if you eat it you will die? Ian Thorpe is a super hero and Shaq is in the DCU. Why isn’t Jim Carey good anymore and would he work with a Lewis Wilson Batman? Batman should be dare devil, Alcatraz is just Arkham, Robocop Batman, and Leo and Lego are good. Dedicated to those who lost their lives at the great Penguin massacre. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @thehumourdoor humourdoor.com.au wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-dru

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Piracy. The ship kind not the disk kind so come aboard the Aquatic Thief we will steal the row boat out back. Slaves, virgins and their roles in the afterlife. We sell shirts now, only to pay for ransom. Don’t take my sky. Why can stereotypes ever be real? Wanted sucks but are you for or against Hook? Flags and the Rolling Stones are a good way to get a medicine chest. Dyeing in battle or the wild you could never see Cinderella with Fran Drescher and Carly Rae Jepsen. OPM - El Capitan. And check out Ben and Garth new podcast ‘Hail to the Leader’. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @thehumourdoor humourdoor.com.au wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Gun control. Gun rules in Australia, Canada, America and the other counties. Being held hostage and holding hostages it’s just criminality. Which would you use to shoot Andy Dick metal storm or crouch cannon? Stockholm syndrome for Ned Kelly. The 90’s kids show ‘Nerds with Nunchakus get hit in the Nards’ or Triple N as you probably remember it. Getting Yahoo Serious about history, time travel and dying your hair when the world ends. Unauthorised sponsor dwarfmyparty.com (Warwick Capper hired them.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_control Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @thehumourdoor humourdoor.com.au wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Astrological sign. Since the boys get side tracked with Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter here are your astrological readings; PIECES: You’re incompatible with your wife and all your friends, CAPRICORN: You are a goat and proud of it go climb some ocean mountains, ARIES: Sheeple are very independent, TAURUS: Don’t be jealous that you have to share the Earth with everyone else, GEMINI: You’re probably just some crazy chick, LEO: Watch Leon the Professional, VIRGO: Prude, LIBRA: You are basically Van Damme, SCORPIO: Become a Bond villain, SAGITTARIUS: You are pretty much a cat, AQUIRUS: Don’t do drugs you junkie. Plus songs 'Joy to the World', 'The Banana Boat Song', 'Chameleon' and some Madonna song. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_sign Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Will Smith. “Oh hell no”. Sorry Phill you are no Will and neither is Ice Cube. Martin Laurence was funny till he wasn’t and Missy Elliot is a rap person. Rob Snider vs Kevin James, Wilson vs mannequins and Rosanne is a racist. Graw plays GRAW and Remington fires a Remington. A turd in every toilet and Disney live remakes (same thing). Will Smith is not a Scientologist. Remember Y-Will-2K back when we all took Aqua seriously and other stuff that where things. Snoop Dogg makes up wizereds and where to buy a Biz Markie air freshener. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Smith Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Humour Door Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humourdoor/ Humour Door Twitter: @thehumourdoor humourdoor.com.au wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Creationism. This is not a religious topic it’s about science both pseudo and the type the turtles do. Is the earth 4.543 billion or 10 000 or trillions of years old? Meet Felicity Garth’s Jehovah’s Witness wife. What is Nelson rating? John Edwards does the medium to quote Bill Hicks. FBI raid $8.3 billion in album covers. Noah’s Ark 9411.9m2. This is the thing in the show notes about the thing they are doing right now if you are at 51:56. Ray Comfortable, not coke can banana, Rays of Comfort, Matrix, Terminator, Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks, red bird suck and other stuff there is no room to type. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creationism Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww humourdoor.com.au Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia Page for Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. DON’T PANIC Ben and Garth actually read the book for this book report. Bable fish, Arthur Dent, Vogons, Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Fenchurch, Golden Heart, 42, Agrajab, The whales, the mice, the dolphins, the star ship Bistromaics and it’s Someone else’s problem field, Milliways; the restaurant at the end of the universe and a shout out to Slartibartfast. Chin tesicles, many penis, chicken wings, monkey tail, raptor toe, hand feet and a funny scrotum. Evolution, religion, x-men, accidently supersize me’d, garblonks and gonculators. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia Page for Donald Trump. Trump is one of the least versatile actors of our time but Seth MacFarlane can give him a good roast. Don’t vote for Oprah or Asian accent Ben both are really bad ideas. The Stormy Daniels ahead. The red button, prey for gay, suddenly not Susan, reality strategy, president Arnie, you know the Wag the Dog, Canadian Bacon thing. Solve a problem in six shots or less. Malcolm Turnbull does nothing. Who has a shortage of rapists? Screw you be Uber, oh you have a car battery, the security code is 4732. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Remake. RIP Lemmy, screw you T.J. Miller, Tony Montana is not real also Pip is a big star now, same voice though. Recasting Back to the Future and others. Uncanny valley and the cast of 3rd Rock From the Sun. Once were Stormtroopers. When Eddie Murphy was good who was the Bond of the time? The prophecy of the white samurai is too long if Peter Jackson does it. Marky Mark, Will Ferrell, Mary Poppins, Spider Man with Iron man, Alice Cooper vs Marilyn Manson, Time Burtons best three movies and Niles and Chandler in the Odd Couple. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remake Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Dystopia. In Dystopic world Big Brother is more than a TV show. 1984, Solent Green, Matrix, Robo Cop, Hunger Games , The Day After Tomorrow, gangster movie sequels, Jake Gyllenhaal was in Prince of Persia and he should never forget it. Mundine and Shaq rap, offers in the twilight zone and the chicken apocalypse. Goodness Gracious Me stocking up on toilet paper is safe as a pack of dingos and Avatar was in papyrus font. Cornflakes at the Mason HQ and mermaid lovin’. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dystopia Humour Door Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HumourDoor Humour Door YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr5ucoBBUNfpjLfc0EWM0ww Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Public Domain. Check out the Humour Door YouTube channel, (Click Here) coming 29/03/2018 Public Domain Confessions character include but not limited to Aladdin, Beauty, the Beast, Ebenezer Scrooge, everything Charles Dickens, Shakespeare, Beethoven, Silence Films, Robin Hood, Dracula, Martians, Canadians, Jane Austin, Lewis Carroll, Edger Allan Poe, the raven, H.G. Wells, any character from War of the Worlds if there’s any, the nut cracker, Guido of Arezzo, the first horse gif, William Wallace, Ned Kelly, Zorro, Dracula, the Mummy, Sherlock Holmes, John Carter, Frankenstein’s monster, Eugen Polly, Tarzan, Zombies, the Scarecrow, Dorothy Gale, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, Quasimodo, King Kong, Ivanhoe, Alice, the White Rabbit, the March Hare, the Mad Hatter, the Door Mouse, Twiddle Dum, Twiddle Dee, the Queen of Heart, the Caterpillar, Jack Pumpkin Head, Gravestone, The Protectors, Doodle, Yank, Man of War, Mars God of war, Damocles, Dr. Jekyll/ Mr Hyde, Kathool

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Time travel. If you could go back in time would you kill Hitler? Garth wouldn’t but he might rip of Twisted Sister while Ben is being Eminem. That really good black guy from hot tub time machine is Craig Robinson and we know WW2 didn't happen in the 50's. Time machines from movies and other fiction. Grandfather and ontological paradoxes, self-consistency principle, time dilation and checking out both Chaplin and Tyson. Teenage Garth's deviant use of pausing time Ben just wants to nap. Jesus know you're a time traveler, Adam’s back, Apple logo and Barré Dawg the Humour Door logo (wikireviewpodcast@gmail.com to get the prototype). Are Robert Van Winkle and Rip Van Winkle the same person? No one ever picks ostrich. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_travel Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum 7th April – 8PM – The Coronation Hotel Jacob Linguard, Dalton Whiskey, Sandeep Totlani & Adam O’Sullivan Hosted by

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Controversial Reddit communities. The most offensive ways to discuss the legalist form of pedophillia, racism , sexism, communism, creep shots, Trump, terrorists and wifebeating (one word). When a creep cuts you out of the photo or uses it for deep fake celebrity porn with your sister that is banned on Pornhub. Who's better looking Ben, Garth or Channing Tatum? Fruit is the best safe word and how to be the third host on Wiki Review. Count how many time Garth say “blah blah blah”. Crossing line at the Boston Marathon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversial_Reddit_communities Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3rd February – 8PM – The Coronation Hotel Anne Ferguson Howe, David Woodhead, Dan Dennis & Mickey Flykick Hosted by Fiona McGary Address: 254 Brisbane St, West Ipswich QLD 4305 Facebook: Comedy at the Coronation Hotel Pho

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page Emotion. Just so you know Betty White and Angela Lansbury are still alive. Garth is amazed and only the French have a word for what Ben feels. How many friends do you have including animals and trees? Feelings vs emotions, Spider-Man Vs Star Wars and Ben explains a Simpsons joke to Garth. Do trees feel? Spoilers no. Would you rather enjoyment via terror or disgust? Check the drug chart. The Walking Dead, Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks, Cloud Atlas, GTA the one with Samuel L Jackson and the others, trolley bars, the medulla oblongata and every Sherman Brothers song ever might make you feel outrage porn so just stay stupid and naked. I'm not saying she stole from me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3rd February – 8PM – The Coronation Hotel Anne Ferguson Howe, David Woodhead, Dan Dennis & Mickey Flykick

Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for Amusement park. Let’s go to Disney World it’s better than Disney Land we can go on the Eddie Murphy movie ride. Internet in the 90’s with Quick net and AOL give you inertia. At Dream World turn left or go see Gary the flying emu and Jessy the diving cow, she can do a stale fish and indy nosebone. The ribbon stick you dance round is called a maypole. Kid’s safety, mascot life, Garth at Sea World and talking vs nontalking dogs. Axe or razorblade, eyes or testicles, we are going to Holly Land so just remember 3 words ‘Fabio roller-coaster goose’. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amusement_park Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3rd February – 8PM – The Coronation Hotel Shayne Hunter, Sean Fernance, Matt Gaffney & Marcus Davis Hosted by Alex Collins Address: 254 Brisbane St, West Ipswich QLD 430528 Facebook: Comedy at the Coronation Hotel

Ben and Garth review the page for List of unusual deaths. Ain’t it rich we have to thank Mickey Flykick for this one. Okay comedy lesson #1 Figs. Using your head to open turtles at least it’s not a snake pit. The death of the most famous Adolph. Elephants and people will die. Origins of IT, gifted to death, Snoop bounce, kill to be king. Tycho Brahe the coolest guy you have never heard of. Advice for toasters but the best gift is a rug stained with the blood of their enemies. Confused suicide on lookers and Mr Hands and the horses. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3rd February – 8PM – The Coronation Hotel Shayne Hunter, Sean Fernance, Nick Carr & Marcus Davis Hosted by Alex Collins Address: 254 Brisbane St, West Ipswich QLD 4305 Facebook: Comedy at the Coronation Hotel Phone: (07) 3281 4470

Last time Ben was jealous of Garth being on ‘Ain’t it Rich’ and this time he’s jealous of himself (I guess). Mickey Flykick is the kind of guy explained, reviews given and read and equality for women. Wiki Review VS Ain’t it Rich the thrilling conclusion. Theme: I Live For The Bass Drum - DJ S3rl https://djs3rl.com/song/i-live-for-the-bass-drum ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3rd February – 8PM – The Coronation Hotel Shayne Hunter, Sean Fernance, Nick Carr & Marcus Davis Hosted by Alex Collins Address: 254 Brisbane St, West Ipswich QLD 4305 Facebook: Comedy at the Coronation Hotel Phone: (07) 3281 4470