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Rookie of the Year Debbie Ryan and bikini wearer of the year Sarah Colonna join Arden to discuss the magical season of BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Lipstick in a beard! Cut off Penises! Horny Leo! Arden's cats gone wild! - Arden tries to perfect her Grocery Store Joe Chicago accent! - Debby talks about meeting Becca on her love journey and her first foray into the MAGIC that is the BONE ZONE down under! - Sarah opts out of Debby's menswear on the beach and leans towards Bibi bikini! - Anna rocks her flawless sash like the QUEEN THAT SHE IS! - Katie attempts to record over the HOWLING OF ALL OF ARDEN'S CATS!  All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Janet Myrin from Little Compton Real Estate joins Arden in the Myrin family den to discuss the magic that is the Bone Zone down under in a mini podcast to tide my bunnies over until we get to BREAK IT DOWN IN THE STUDIO!!!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erin is back from her world tour and Lauren is back from the HEAVENS and they join Arden in her NEW HOUSE to discuss Grocery Store Joe and the Taxidermist! Venmo Joe Packing the Heat! Weepy Colton! Beachy Meatballs! - Arden declares her obsession with Peanie-Boo! - Erin wants Colton to pull his arm out reaching for that WEEEEEN! - Lauren can't believe what SHE HAS BEEN MISSING ALL OF THESE YEARS! - Katie and Arden want Joe and Kendall and Jubilee and John to GET MARRIED! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan joins Arden and Tanna to discuss the FIRST EPISODE OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE the most important show on television!!!!!!!! Hot grocers! Dirty sand! Weepy Tias! - Arden perfects her Chicaaaaaakgo accent! - Bryan is going sweet on Jordan! - Tanna is looking for love in all the wrong nursing homes!  All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob and Little Compton Real Estate Mogul/ Arden's mom Janet join Arden and superfans on stage to predict the finale and to draft pick Paradise! Pizza Rompers! Pussy Driver! Dick Denial! - Arden is ready to give it all up and marry Dean! - Rob is flabbergasted by Janet's bridge list! - Janet celebrated whenever Arden broke up with someone! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyle joins Arden and Tanna to discuss the victory of DING DONG! Dolphins! Idiot Savant Poets! Tommy Bahamans Cross Chokers Uncles! - Arden is oddly TERRIBLE AT BEING A DJ! - Kyle prevails in his DJ contest with Arden and Anna! - Tanna tears up at Kyle's whisper acting! All of that plus......TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fortune Feimster joins Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the MEN TELL ALL!!!! Everyone thinks I'm a witch! Tinder Math! Work Vests! - Arden aggressively celebrates her one year anniversary with Dean! - Fortune had mad chemistry with James Gandolfini! - Anna loved Jordan's FU FU FU freak out! - Katie was a big fan of crazy Chris's chorus! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyle and Bill join Arden and Anna to discuss FANTASY SUITES! Market dates! Leg wraps! Edible Crickets! - Arden takes an ambien and sends videos to all of her co-workers! - Kyle takes a minute and sees a man throw a garbage can out of a 5 story window! - Bill bares his soul during WHAT'S YOUR BEEF! - Anna does a staged reading of all of Lauren's dialogue!  All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A little teaser with Arden and The Grouch about the fantasy suites! Full episode coming later this week! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob and Ralph join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss HOMETOWN VISITS! Gene Simmons hair! Colton's Hymen! House of Horrors! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! - Arden saw Fred Durst getting a manicure! - Ralph is getting divorced to Becca! - Rob thinks Jason has widow's peak that can't be stopped!  All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erin, Ralph, and Hytner join Arden to discuss making out in the Bahamans! Baha Men! Action! Tiny Mustaches! - Arden is going to miss her hairy Leo! - Erin is BACK and channels Tim Tebow!- Ralph can count on less than one hand!- Steve is on hold for "My Favorite Racist" All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyle and Michael join Arden to discuss our first Bachelorette with our the magic of JORDAN! Superfarn Abraham Lincoln! Milk toast George Washington! Our favorite racist!- Arden confesses to driving to DC for a guy, panicking and leaving in college!-Kyle confesses to writing his feelings in a song in high school!- Michael confesses to leaving a poem on a girl's door in high school! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PISTOLS Debby Ryan and Bryan join Arden to discuss WALKING! TALKING! CHICKENS WITH NO CHARISMA! VIRGINS! HOLDING HANDS ON CAMELS IN UTAH! - Arden gets her weekly thrill of telling someone new about the SHIT NEST!! - Rookie of the Year Debby BRINGS it with her Aussie accent! - Bryan finally gets his SUCH A GOLDIE BOY TOTE!!! BECOME A PATRON TO HEAR THE BONUS EPS www.rosepodcast.vodka www.rosepodcast.vodka Like us on Facebook follow us on iTunes! EMAIL US!!! Rosepodcast@gmail.com Follow us on: Twitter/ instagram #WYATR @ardenmyrin Theme song by Mark Rivers Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WYATR Bach of the Year Rob and Heartthrob Kyle join Arden to discuss the dangers of bobsledding! Granger Smith! Cologne Kissing Bandits! Golden Undies! -Arden thinks Garrett seems like a smart guy who got hit by a train! - Rob learns of the SHITNEST and is FLABBERGASTED! - Kyle keeps auditioning to be RIchard Marx! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paget and Ralph join Arden to discuss the GREATEST CHARACTER to EVER BE ON THE BACHELORETTE! Chickens who can't fly! Polished Gents! Pensive Gentlemen! Karma is Karma! - Arden is rooting for a certain Dillard's employee to GO ALL THE WAY! - Paget schooled Anna about who Roy Orbison was! - Ralph serenades Arden with Phantom of the Opera! - Katie did some Google Earthing of the Rub n Tug! - Anna did not know who Richard Marx was!All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! FOR BONUS EPS Become a PATREON Subscriber! www.patreon.com/wyatr Like us on Facebook follow us on iTunes! EMAIL US!!! Rosepodcast@gmail.com Follow us on: Twitter/ instagram #WYATR @ardenmyrin Theme song by Mark Rivers Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren joins Arden, Anna and Katie to break down the magic of the SHITNEST/ MALE MODEL BONANZA that is the Bachelorette! Pantyhose! Weepy British accents! Lil' Jon! - Arden wants Jordan to strut on pose on every episode of this franshise EVER! - Lauren attempts to pinpoint Lincoln's accent! - Katie wants to break things with a sledgehammer (No, for real though, WE NEED TO DO THIS_! - Anna wows the gals with her readings of Baseball/ Poetry! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! FOR BONUS EPS Become a PATREON Subscriber! www.patreon.com/wyatr Like us on Facebook follow us on iTunes! EMAIL US!!! Rosepodcast@gmail.com Follow us on: Twitter/ instagram #WYATR @ardenmyrin @erinfoleycomic Theme song by Mark Rivers Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brendan joins Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the SEASON PREMIERE of The Bachelorette! Sexy Chickens! Cop Haircuts! Jocks, Jocks, Jocks!!!! - Arden thinks the male model is a wonderful combo of Villian and CRAY TO THE CRAY CRAY! - Brendan is ready to do a WYATR field trip to see man-bun Leo at Universal City Walk! - Katie is ready to PUT A RING ON IT RIGHT NOW WITH COLTON! - Anna's fellow barista WIlls might be IN IT TO WIN IT!!!!  All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a full lady coven! Paget, Debby, Anna and Katie join Arden and Erin to break down the FESTIVAL of MEN that are in the running to win Becca's heart!!! Bruised Fruit! Colognoissiuers! Romanc Cover Models! - Arden tells her secret- that she panicked and killed a hobo! - Debby encourages Erin to double down and get $57,000 in debt on her Land Kayak business! - Paget tries and fails to teach Rookie of the Year Debby how to use a mic! - Erin gets enraged about an guacamole lover/ avacado hater! - Anna channels Rob from Paris! - Katie gets all hot and bothered over the dog lovers/ shirtless athletes Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan (Throwing Shade) and her Ladyship Anna join Arden for episode 1 in a multi episode bonus series where they will break down the entire season of the MOST IMPORTANT TV SHOW OF ALL TIME......Bachelor In Paradise: Australia! Adderall benders! Aussie Falcons! A 28 year old male Bette Midler! - Bryan is obsessed with Australian phrases- "He just came and cut my grass!" - Arden is convinced that Flo is a sexy Australian Melora Hardin! - Anna is trying to crack the Australian accent by adding "R" to all of her words! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paget, Lauren, Nikki and Alexis join Arden and Erin live from Austin at the Moontower Comedy festival! Queso! Laser Cats! Seth Vatt! - Arden wants you to hide your cookies cuz she's ready to lick 'em! - Erin rightfully kept wowing the Texas crowds by bringing it back to the Lord's Work aka "Shit Nest"! - Paget flexes her acting chops in her most challenging role yet as "Daniel the Canadian Horndog"! - Lauren "Miss Windy City" Lapkus For the Win with "Lincoln Logs"! - Nikki is still reading willing and able to take on Ben H's scripture tattoos! - Alexis took the hit and made out with Nick Vialle- NBD! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.