Will You Accept This Rose?

Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to do the Pre-Season draft picks of the MOST DRAMATIC BACHELORETTE SEASON ever! Salamanders- Nature's Gentlest Miniature! Lip Tattoos! Rib Tattoos! Back Tattoos! OH MY! So many personal trainers SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!! - Arden has a fever dream about walking to Mexico! - Erin thinks the "Tickle Monster" may be an Amber Alert! - Paget informs us that serial killers make a lot of puns! - Ralph wants the ladies to open a chain Breastaurant in their matching Cold Shoulder tops! Katie, Anna and Scout all weigh in!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON RACHEL LINDSAY'S SEASON!! Let's do this!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor superstars Wells Adams, Carly Wadell, Evan Bass, Danielle Maltby, and #WYATR superstars Paget Brewster and Steve Hytner, join Arden and Erin on the road for the FIRST EVER #WYATR live podcast at ZANIES NASHVILLE!!! Boozy Arden! Lesbian Karaoke! Paget finds a wife! Meeting the fans!! Fan questions! Road tripping with Banya!! and.......Wells! Wells! Wells! -Arden gets hammered on 2 sips of wine and executes the worst throw in the world! -Erin checks out James Taylor's "meaty thighs!" -Hytner keeps insisting that he is a heterosexual man"unless he hops the fence and "lands on Wells."! -Paget wants to know about Evan's "Hospital Visit" in Mexico! -Wells does a spot on impression of Jordan Rogers - Danielle throws down to get her paws on Arden's "Cat Kraken" t-shirt -James Taylor sings our sexy theme song! - and Carly and Evan are the CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!! ALL THAT AND......KATIE AND ANNA MADE IT TO NASHVILLE! and a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Thanks to everyone who came and made it the BEST WEEKEND EVER! We LOVED

Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the finale and CLOSE OUT SEASON THREE OF WYATR w/ Shetland Ponies! Romper Store Bath Salts! James Taylor! and the fact that ARDEN MAY HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!!! Arden thinks she may be in tooooooo deep in Bachelor Nation! Erin wants to go to Paradise to try to woo Raven! Rob thinks Nick's dad may have been super dupes High! Katie is JONESING for Nashville!! THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON THREE! WE LOVE YOU GUYS! xo Arden Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor SUPERSTARS Wells, James, Danielle M. freakin' BREAK DOWN THE FINALE with Arden in NASHVILLE! Safe words! Iowaska! Crocheted Tankinis!! Molesto Santas! Sexy facetimes!!! Arden high kicks for an hour and a half straight out of PURE JOY in her sexiest overalls!!! James Taylor invites Arden to be his Absinsith Fairy Spiritual Advisor if he goes to Paradise! Danielle makes the BEST PLATINUM VANJEEEEN joke of all time!! Wells tells Carl TO GET DOWN!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor Contestant Hailey Merkt joins Arden and Rob to discuss the Mansion! Bunk Beds! Naps! and Bachelor in Paradise!!! Arden wants to know how the F you pack for the show in TWO SUITCASES!!!!! Rob thinks Canada grows em better! Hailey stays true to herself after she survives the mansion! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paget and Rob join Arden and Erin to break down LAPLAND FANTASY SUITES!! Core Values! Orgasm montages! Girl Fights! and SLOB KABOBS!!!!! Arden wants to get her hands on ONE OF THOSE POM POM HATS! Erin thinks you are going to get shanked by a SHETLAND PONY! Rob wants to move to Montreal and be BOSSED AROUND! Paget's conspiracy theories are ON POINT!!! Katie is on WEENJAMMER PATROL!!! And ANNA ANNOUNCES THE WINNER OF OUR FANTASY LEAGUE!! ALL THAT AND.........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict & Andrée Vermeulen join Arden to discuss BONE ZONES! TURTLENECKS! BAND AID BATHING SUIT DRESSES! AND SEX IN A YURT!!!! Arden thinks that Andy Dorfman was trying out for the part of Newman on Seinfeld! Rob does his impression of Nick in a turtleneck sweater! Andree thinks Corinne should star in Les Miz with her Bounce House! Anna is home safe and sound! Additions to the Nashville May 7th Nashville Zanie's live podcast are announced! And EVERYONE wants Raven to SEE FIREWORKS in Iceland!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Theo Von & Steve Hytner join Arden to discuss hometown visits! Mudding! Sugar raging!! Doughy Gingers! OH MY!!! Arden actually had real human emotions watching this epsiode! Theo thinks Vanessa's sister is Celine Dion’t! Steve calls Arden's mom to #SorryNotSorry her! Steve calls Wells to #SorrynotSorry his sisters! ALL THIS AND...........#TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! AND......ARDEN AND STEVE CALL WELLS WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! (hint: We're going to Nashville Y'all!!!!!!) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kirsten Vangsness & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to discuss The Gateway to the Bahamas! The Dulcet Tones of Aaron Friedman! and Nick's Crocodile Tears!!!! Arden just realized that people don't really know each other very well when they get engaged on the Bachelor! Erin wows us with her Russian Accent again! Ralph is excited for Danielle to be on Season 2 of Westworld! Kirsten wants to be the chain on Vanessa's bikini! ALL THIS AND........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah Colonna & Jon Ryan join Arden and Erin to discuss literally being BORED TO TEARS! Chokey- Chokey! Suitcase PA's! And the MOST TENSE VOLLEYBALL GAME EVER PLAYED!!!!! Arden wants to see if she can make it to Sandals Jamaica! Erin debuts her new Russian accent that she has been working on! Sarah is convinced Nick's tears are made of Vaseline! Jon hopes Nick ends up with Neil Lane! Arden's mom Janet checks in about her NEW CAT MITTENS!!!!!! Katie is FILLED WITH REGRET over her former lust for the Bach! And Anna made is SAFELY TO IRAN! ......ALL that TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canadian Bachelorette Heartthrob Daniel Maguire joins Arden and Rob for a SPECIAL SURPRISE EPISODE of Will You Accept This Rose! A sneak peek behind behind the scenes of Paradise and the Mansion! Eagles and Papa Bears and Pigeons! Sex Advice (just DO it y'all!) Crying Virgins! Arden gets some makeup tricks via the Twins! Rob learns how to work out with bands! Daniel tells us about his time killing it South of The Border! ALL THIS AND..............Arden's MOM calls in for a SURPRISE GUEST APPEARANCE! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyle Dunnigan & Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to discuss #SORRYNOTSORRY!!! #BYEEEEEE #WHOSTHEIDIOTNOW!!!???? VooDoo Priestesses! ABC Ouija and Emotional Intelligence! Arden picks out her sexiest BeeKeeper outfit for Nick! Rob and Kyle bro out over fiveheads! Kyle does an amazing impression of Rachel's Federal Judge father! Erin defends Bolo's musical street cred! All this AND..........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kirsten Vangsness and Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to break down this weeks episode of Adult Convos! Abraham Lincoln Naps! And..........CORN!!!!!!!!!! Arden channels her inner Nancy Wilson of Heart and grinds out 28 versions of Baracuda! Erin is confused by Raven's Scarlett O'Hara lingerie dress! Rob is convinced Nick's dad and Ex-Girlfriend Amber are played by the same extra! And Kirsten explains what a vagina actually is!!! ALL THIS AND...........#TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ralph Garman and Rob Benedict join Arden to discuss sexy Canadians! Backstreet Boyzzzzz! Bounce House Narcoleptics! Whipped Cream! and Corrine's NANNY!!!! Arden thinks Corrine is the world's worst winker! Rob wants to fly to Canada and give Hailey a rose! Ralph thinks that Corrine has a Houdini Trunk of Sex Toys! All this AND THE TWEET OF THE WEEK!! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fortune Feimster and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to celebrate WYATR's ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Corrinne talks about Corinne in the third person! JADEANDTANNERSWEDDING Bone Zone! Dolphin Boob Birthdays! Arden thinks Liz is sucking on her secret like a Wurther's Candy!, Fortune can't believe we burst into the "Happy Birthday" song with no visual warning of a cake in our midst!, Erin learns about confrontation from Corrinne!, Paget wishes one of the girls told Corinne to go away! And Katie calls out the world's greatest escape hatch exit!.......All that plus the TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds) and Rob Benedict (Supernatural) join Arden and Erin to discuss the premiere of Nick Viall's season on The Bachelor! Tears! Platinum Vageeeeeens! Drunk Dolphin/Sharks in high heels! USA! USA!!! Everyone wants their own nanny like Corinne! Arden recounts her holidays filled with Ambien, potatoes, and reality shows in a cabin! Rob is impressed by the size of Nick's black box! Paget is convinced that Liz the Doula secretly has a kid! Erin was so proud of Josephine for living up to her crazy potential! All that and Katie has a new screensaver (and it's a screenshot of next softcore porn at the beginning of the episode!) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden, Erin, Paget, Rob, Katie and Anna go through the lovely contestants of this years magical SHITSHOW that is sure to be BACHELOR 2017 starring Katie's future Ex-Husband NICK VIALL! Kaitlyn Doppelgangers! Aspiring Dolphin Trainers! Small Business Owners! Who is going to get HORNY FEVER on the most highly anticipated season of the Bachelor of All time! FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict (Supernatural) and Lauren Lapkus (Orange is the New Black) join Arden in this SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of #WYATR where they discuss the first three episodes of what may be the least sexy show on television Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After? TOILETS! TWINS! TEARS! PRANKS! Arden wants to kick herself in the face watching back to back eps but her hamstrings are too tight! Rob confesses that Bachelor In Paradise has turned him into a full blown junkie jonesing for MORE Bachelor show! Lauren thinks Ben has a big ween but that he does NOT know how to use it! PLUS Katie is mad at the Denver Broncos and Anna is convinced Lauren may actually be a robot! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict (Supernatural) joins Arden and ERIN! (back from her bunker in Texas) to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN TELEVISION HISTORY a.k.a the FINALE OF SNATCH IN PARADISE!!! PROPOSALS! TEARS! TATTOOS! SURFING DOGS! CLUMPY EYE LASH EXTENSIONS! all that...and NEIL F-ING LANE!! Arden gives a slow clap to Evan's pointy ween, Rob wants to give Emmy awards to the chickens/dogs/editors of #BIP, Erin is vying for an invite to the boozy nuptials of GRACE, Katie wants to F#*$ NICK MORE THAN EVER and Anna is ready to go in and rescue Amanda from the evil grip of Josh and his moans! All that and Katie, Anna and Erin pick a tweet of the week! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wells Adams BIP Superstud & Steve Hytner (SEINFELD's Banya) join Arden to talk Boner Bars! Russian hookers! The Gulag! Giant Eyelashes! and of course TACOS! Arden wants to be Wells fourth paramour in pardise! Wells is afraid of people who show their lower teeth! Steve is impressed by the size of the black bar covering Evan's WEEN! ALL THAT AND.......Steve and Wells pick a TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.