Number Two Podcast

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello starts the show off by burping into the microphone again, and Number Two Cuz is disgusted again. Tello asks the audience if they get disgusted by this behavior, and he invites people to contact him to let him know. numtwopod@gmail.com or @numtwopod on twitter and instagram. * Number Two Cuz is thinking of getting rid of her social media accounts, but Tello reminds her that @numtwopod needs social media attention. * Lourdes was in charge of writing last episode’s show notes, and she delivered them late. * Tello visited his mom a couple of weeks ago, and he was able to fix her ipad that she was having trouble with on episode 50. * Tello was surprised that his mom didn’t do any cartwheels when he fixed her ipad. * Tello ate too much food when he visited his mom, and watching the Netflix series “Ugly Delicious” with his mom made him eat more. * Lourdes shares a detox recipe with Tello to help clear out some of the garbage he ate on his visit…

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello and Lourdes get super pumped about N2P 50th episode. Celebration and what nots, not happening * Tello thinks snowcones of horchata could be life changing * Tech talk with Mom Tello and the partial success of her iPad repair * Family history talk time with Tello’s mom. Tello asks his mom about the mood of conception of him and his brother.   * Mom Tello turns the show dark by trying to talk about the good deed La Marta did with an ex’s broken lawnmower. * Tello performs a brief snippet if Space Cowboy * Lourdes talks goals vs. fantasies and how quickly someone’s dreams or goals turn into fantasies by comparison. * Lourdes talks butt surgery…AGAIN. Basically her butt goal has turned into a fantasies that will never happen. * Tello uses reverse psychology on Lourdes and her mother-in-law stories. Lourdes thinks that her mother-in law is afraid of her.  * Tello inquires on the lotto winnings and basically wants to know if Lourdes and h

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello announces that this is episode 49, so the next one is the big five-oh! * Lourdes would like to do a fireworks show for episode 50. * Tello reminds Lourdes that they should have hit episode 50 in their first year, but they actually took 16 weeks off from the show. * Lourdes thinks the time off from the show should be covered by FMLA. * Tello hates when Number Two Cuz messes with her microphone during the show. * Lourdes is podcasting from her daughters bedroom, and Tello notices some funny things in the background. * Tello is annoyed that Number Two Cuz is steering the show off their agreed topics. * Lourdes and Luis went to see Sicario 2, and Lourdes liked that the movie theater sells alcohol now. * Lourdes complains about the amount of trailers before a movie, but Tello thinks that is part of the theatrical experience. * Number Two Cuz liked the movie, but she’s afraid to recommend anyone to see it. * Lourdes thinks her daughter Isabel could

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Number Two Cuz is concerned about hair growing in all the wrong places. * Lourdes has problems pronouncing “ethnicity.” * Tello has his own problems, and he’s afraid he’ll become Mr. Mumbles at some point in the show. * Tello hung some burlap in his window, but it’s still too bright on him. Lourdes thinks he looks like an angel with all the light on him. * Number Two Cuz was late to recording the show because she got the call of doody.  * Lourdes’ bathroom is about 98% complete, and it has a door now. * Lourdes still has to worry about her Mother-in-Law not closing the bathroom door when she poops. * Number Two Cuz wanted her Mother-in-Law to feel comfortable enough to shower in Lourdes’ personal shower while she was home because she’s afraid her Mother-in-Law wasn’t showering at all. * Lourdes’ Mother-in-Law used Number Two Cuz’s towel to dry off when she was done. * Number Two Cuz found out that Mother-in-Law was using her scrunchie to scrub with

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Lourdes ruins the show at the start by texting right during the campfyrepod.com/merch promo. Then she talks over the intro, and Tello talks over and comments on the intro as well. * Tello isn’t sure if he got a compliment or not when a friend told him he had a “chest register” voice. * Number Two Cuz tries to read the definition of “chest register,” but has some difficulty pronouncing some of the words.  * Tello tries out his “Talk Show Host” voice. * Tello noticed throughout the day that his voice does seem to come from his chest. When he was singing in the car, he noticed that he did fill strain in his chest when he was done. * Tello tries singing from his stomach, but his stomach register was full. * Tello joined a weight loss competition, and he’s been cheating on his diet ever since. * Number Two Cuz gets scolded for not paying attention during the show. * Tello’s phone is too old to run a pedometer app. * There was suspicious activity on

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello apologizes for not having a show last week, but with his and Lourdes’ schedules, Number Two Podcast will probably be released inconsistently. * Tello gets upset when Lourdes drinks her coffee during the show. * Lourdes talks about a class where she learned to “Listen with Empathy.” * Tello hates that he doesn’t read more, but he doesn’t try because he has the Internet. * Tello used to read more when he didn’t have cable or streaming video.  * Lourdes was a big fan of the 50 Shades of Gray series. * Number Two Cuz wasn’t really a bad kid because she didn’t have many strict rules. * Tello stole his mom’s car a couple of times to drive two blocks down the street to his friend’s house. * Lourdes was less fearful as a younger person, or maybe she was just a dumb kid. * Number Two Cuz has a bathroom that is about 90% done, but has no door. Guess which family member is using it? * Lourdes’ mother-in-law mocks her when Lourdes chops food really loudly

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Number Two cuz makes Tello self-conscious about his thinning hair. * Lourdes and her family took a trip to Mexico, but had some difficulty on the way there. * Luis bought a newer family vehicle, and Lourdes had trouble starting it. * Tello reminisces about his previous vehicles. * Tello received an invitation to Pila’s graduation, and he remembers when she was just a baby with a lot of curly hair. * Lourdes was too lazy to deliver an invitation to “La Marta”, so instead she sent it to Tello’s niece (La Marta’s daughter) who lives in a different city. * Lourdes plays the alphabet game with her family on their road trip, and she finds her letter on something that’s not so family friendly. * Tello saw Solo: A Star Wars Story. Tello loved Chewbacca and Lando the best. * Tello also got to see a theatrical exhibition of the Martin Scorsese classic Taxi Driver. * Tello gives a recap of the film and talks about how he felt after seeing it for the first time

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello spots a Little Foot that Number Two Cuz renames to PiaPoot (for potential legal reasons. * Number Two Cuz tells Tello about some work friends who hunt for Bigfoot. * Tello explains what Squatching is. * Number Two Cuz and Tello take a moment to recognize another school shooting that hit them a little closer to home. * Tello resumes the squatching conversation. * Tello talks about some advice he found from Saint Padre Pio. * Lourdes gets a prank played on her by her mom. * Director Tello comes out a couple of times to improve a couple of jokes on the show.   Contact us: NumTwoPod@gmail.com twitter.com/NumTwoPod fb.me/NumTwoPod instagram.com/NumTwoPod youtube.com/campfyre Support us: campfyrepod.com/merch --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/numtwopod/support

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * The Campfyrepod affiliate promo was interrupted by a Littlefoot sighting. * Number Two Cuz starts the show off with technical difficulties. * Tello has a disclaimer that there might be noise from his side of the podcast today. * Number Two Cuz still can’t say no to babysitting. * Tello is concerned about his thinning hair. * Lourdes laments having random hair growing on her face. * Tello busts out in an impromptu rendition of the Cheers theme song.  * Number Two Cuz has more technical difficulties, and Tello plays a little prank. * Lourdes talks about the podcast that Tello recorded with his Mom on Mother’s Day. * Tello interrupts Lourdes several times while she tries to explain what Tello recorded. * Tello didn’t appreciate Marva forcing her way onto the podcast – especially with such short notice. * Lourdes overslept on Mother’s Day and missed church. * Number Two Cuz’s plans didn’t quite work out on Mother’s Day. * Lourdes’ children gav

* Number Two Cuz starts the show off by reminding people not to fact check her because she accidentally gave out some wrong information on episode 40. * A noise distracts Lourdes during her announcement. * Tello ponders if the noise would have made a sound if no one was around. * Lourdes realizes her marriage is almost old enough to drink alcohol. * Number Two Cuz doesn’t think she knows her husband. * Lourdes’ husband Luis doesn’t like all the time she spends with her laptop. * Lourdes feels like her husband sometimes acts like her fourth child. * Number Two Cuz feels like she has become a “Mother with Benefits” to her husband. * Tello diagnosis Luis with an Oedipus Complex, but admits that he’s not qualified make that diagnosis.  * Lourdes is afraid that her husband might lie to her about things. * Number Two Cuz tells a terrible story about a coworker who has a small container of cement to heal her toothache. Tello hated the story. * Number Two Cuz causes some technical difficulties. * Lourdes is supposed

* Tello is back, and he’s been without Internet for more than a month. * Tello complains that he is being overlit by the window light at his new place. * Number Two Cuz teases Tello for not paying his Internet bill, but Tello explains the real situation. * Tello doesn’t like having roommates at the age of 40. * Lourdes tries to compare her family to having roommates. * Number Two Cuz thinks Tello should have done the podcast from the public library. * Tello thinks he is part horder because of his “upside down WOW.” * Lourdes thinks her “WOW” hordes stuff too. It started with big garbage bags, and now it’s crates full of stuff. * Tello doesn’t think you should argue with someone’s feelings. * Lourdes thinks it’s ok for a man to cry, but Tello explains the reasons why most men are afraid to be that vulnerable. * Tello has more trouble crying at real life sadness than he does at sad movies. * Lourdes cried when her younger daughter went to prom because that is her last daughter, and she had trouble managing her

Tello is absent because he has no internet, but Number Two Cuz has replaced him with not one, but two of her sisters – Lupe and Andrea. Join Lourdes and sisters as they recount their mother’s birthday party. The sisters also talk about dealing with their sons’ first crushes, and dysfunctional family issues.  Contact us: NumTwoPod@gmail.com twitter.com/NumTwoPod fb.me/NumTwoPod instagram.com/NumTwoPod youtube.com/campfyre Support us: campfyrepod.com/merch --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/numtwopod/support

Help support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Lourdes and Tello are together in Number Two Cuz’s studio recording the day after Easter. * Before Easter, the family had a birthday party for Lourdes’ niece. Things got a little awkward when Lourdes’ father showed up to the party. * Tello pauses the story to keep from rushing into the main stories of the show. * Lourdes and Tello realize the episode number is the same as their age. * Tello recalls a story that Number Two Cuz told about having stretch marks that she’s not happy with, but that she would still rather have plastic surgery on her butt. * Tello saw underwear similar to Lourdes’ shapeshifting underwear, and he was really uncomfortable about the whole situation. * Number Two Cuz feels better about herself with the shapeshifting underwear. * Lourdes talks about how awkward things got at the birthday party when her father showed up. Tello almost didn’t recognize him because Lourdes’ father is so old and short now. * Tello wanted to inte

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello pulls the curtain back a bit and reveals that this show was the second show recorded that day so that they can be prepared for Easter weekend. * Tello talks about the dysfunctional messages that he and Number Two Cuz send to each other, including notifying each other of pooping. * Lourdes is frustrated with having only one working restroom in their house with 5 people in it. * Tello accidentally discovered a product on Amazon called “Shittens” which are disposable mitten shaped moist wipes. * Tello reads some funny questions and answers for that people asked about the disposable wipes. * Lourdes wonders why some people don’t have trash cans in their restrooms. Tello thinks they have trash cans in their restrooms because they grew up poor with bad plumbing. * Tello reveals where the name of the podcast came from. * Lourdes feels bad sometimes for not being the Fave Cuz. * Tello reveals that Lourdes’ sister Lupe feels like she’s lost Lourdes to

Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello and Lourdes had to postpone their original recording plans because there was a house full of relatives. * Lourdes had five nieces and nephews staying over the night that Tello and she wanted to record. One of the kids was a crying six month old. * Number Two Cuz tried to use the crying baby as an example to her daughters as to what to expect from motherhood. * Tello cancels the parent trivia contest because he felt that the audio was too boring. * Tello did get some audio of their respective mothers giving them warm wishes for the one year Podcast-iversary. * Tello teases that Lourdes’ mom hasn’t been listening to the show while his mother has listened to every episode. * Lourdes still gets nervous around their parents, but Tello thinks they are old enough to not be so threatening. * Tello wonders if Number Two Cuz feels like an adult, or if she is just an older version of the child she used to be. * Tello usually only feels like an adult when

* If you’d like to support our show, please visit http://campfyrepod.com/merch * The show is immediately disrupted when Lourdes’ daughter tries to sneak across the room to get to the bathroom. * Almost immediately after the first interruption, the show is interrupted by a train whistle on Lourdes’ side of the conversation. * Tello plays a funny phone call that he recorded with his Aunt Mary (Lourdes’ mom).  * Lourdes and Tello talk about Lourdes’ pronunciation of a certain word, and try and figure out where that accent comes from. * Number Two Cuz talks about her trip to Mexico, and why Num Two Pod couldn’t record last week. * Lourdes still hasn’t seen Coco. * Number Two Cuz is surprised and freaked out to see what great health and spirits her mother-in-law was in when she visited her in Mexico. * Tello accuses Lourdes of being disappointed that her mother-in-law didn’t look more sickly when she saw her. * Lourdes was suffering from PMS on the trip, and Tello explained that Lourdes suffers from PMS two weeks

* Tello wants to confirm with Lourdes what she counts as the beginning of Number Two Podcast: the first episode they uploaded to YouTube, or the first time they had an official podcast feed. Lourdes counts the first time they uploaded to YouTube which means that March 9th will be the one year anniversary of Number Two Podcast. * Lourdes and Tello are joined by special guest Danielle (Tello’s niece). * As usual, Number Two Cuz starts talking about number two stories. Little Luis asked his mom to smell the bathroom after he pooped because he didn’t think it stunk. * Lourdes begins describing a new healthy recipe she tried which included asparagus, and Tello gets sidetracked on how asparagus makes his pee smell. Lourdes is unaware of this phenomenon. * Danielle admits that her pee sometimes smells like coffee; Lourdes admits that her urine sometimes smells like coffee too. Tello is in shock because he’s not a coffee drinker and is unfamiliar with that phenomenon.  * Lourdes claims that the women’s restroom at w

* Number Two Cuz starts the show, and immediately has to leave the show to grab something. * Tello talks smack behind Lourdes’ back while she’s gone. * Lourdes got a fortune that read, “You always have the right answers, they just sometimes ask the wrong questions. Tello thinks that is the best description he’s ever heard of Number Two Cuz. * Tello searched for an old fortune in his wallet, but instead found an old food stamp from his childhood. * Lourdes and Tello fondly (and not so fondly) recount childhood memories of being on welfare and using food stamps. Tello holds on to one as a reminder of a time when his family hit rough times; a time to which Tello hopes to never return. * Number Two Cuz briefly mentions her conspiracy theory regarding welfare reform, but don’t fact check her. * Tello reminds Lourdes that they are quickly sneaking up on episode 50, and he would like a golden anniversary gift. * Lourdes admits to selfishly being happy that her daughter Pila didn’t place at the state tournament she

* Number Two Cuz starts off by complaining about working so much.  * Tello is reminded of a scene from Dumb and Dumber and Lourdes has another favorite scene. * Lourdes has some technical difficulties that Tello requests she fix. * Number Two Cuz still loves her butterfly clips. * Tello is amazed that Lourdes has stuck around for 33 episodes. *  Lourdes is supporting the show by buying some of our new Number Two Podcast T-shirts. * Tello thinks his design is ugly, but he still hopes people will support the show by buying these shirts. * Number Two Cuz critiques the design and points out that Tello doesn’t have a nose in the image. * We got an Instagram shout out from From The Bronx With Love podcast. * Number Two Cuz got a review from Fave Cuz Phoebe, but she can’t remember what the review was. * Lourdes had trouble finding her husband a birthday gift. * Number Two Cuz considered buying some kiosk earrings from the mall, but the first pair were too cheap for her husband’s taste. * The second pair of earrings

* Number Two Cuz starts the show off with another warning that construction is still going on in the house, and that there will be lots of noise in the background. * Big Luis made lots of noise in the background at the top of the show, and Tello and Number Two Cuz think it might be passive aggressive behavior. * Tello has been obsessed with chiropractor videos. * Tello tries to reset his deviated septum that got worse from all the times he got punched in the face. * Lourdes and Tello discuss the real episode where Wile E. Coyote caught the Roadrunner. * Fave Cuz Phoebe has an obsession with earwax cleanings. Lourdes is disgusted by them, but tell can see the satisfaction of watching them. * Lourdes also talked about her sister’s obsession with scabs and smelling gross things. * Tello stops the show because “The Yard Man” is making lots of noise outside. * Lourdes is called to her daughter’s school because she is being threatened with suspension for having a pizza delivered to her classroom. * Pila joins the