Peculiar Podcast

Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa for this year’s Oscar predictions and controversaries.  Find out what Pat brings to the movies. And, “Shooter alert systems” are now a thing. Also, Pat has an idea on how to pack heat with no one ever knowing.             …

Pat and Lisa learn they were once in one of the most psychopathic-filled professions. Leaves are no substitute for good ol’ toilet paper. Ted Crackerwagon joins the podcast for a breaking news story. And Oprah loves bread.        “This should last me a couple of hours…”   Songs in …

Pat finds out his dog is afflicted with something most of us humans suffer from.  And Lisa has a bad puppy experience. 2016 is barely off the ground, and the celebrity death count is already exceptionally high.  Lisa has to chose between between 2 opposite ends of her body for medical …

Pat and Lisa can’t call each other on from someone else’s phone.  Why do products cost more for women than men? When you hear a man scream in the movies, it’s most likely the Wilhelm scream. And, Lisa wants to marry you.                 …

Pat helps Lisa find the ONE Elvis song she likes. Lisa confesses the lame reason why she opted out of seeing the original Star Wars movie. Pat shares his favorite porn movie parody titles. Also, Pat tells a terrifying story involving a hitchhiker in the snow. “Ya’ know, we’d make more if …

Pat and Lisa are back from a merry Seattle Radio Theater performance. Also, they refuse to bow to “the man” by using store branding terms. Lisa has trust issues brought on by the Miss Universe debacle. Pat stifles his sneezes and Lisa lets her “blast on out”.       “I’d like an …

Are monkeys in showbiz funny or creepy? Pat explains the Mr. Stubbs drinking game. Lisa explains the pain of a mammogram. And, bad news, bacon can hurt your butt. Also, Pat and Lisa talk about the daylight savings time controversy as well as the recyling lie.           …

Pat and Lisa are guessing that, once again, this podcast is not “The Best”.  And people are playing with the toys in Costo in a way that they should not be played with.  Pat and Lisa talk about the first time they ever saw a Playboy Magazine. Also Lisa buys a …

Lisa is concerned about a new bad habit she’s developed. Pat gives Lisa driving tips, and how much are you willing to cheat to use the HOV lane?  Pat has some nostalgic thoughts about how the workplace USED to be. When is it ever ok to pick your nose in …

Pat thinks Lisa needs a butler. Or a houseboy. Lisa explains why her boobs will never be touched again. Pat has a tragedy with his laptop at the airport you won’t believe.  And is being a well-endowed male a bonus or a curse?   Songs in this episode:  “La La La La La La” Jackie …

Pat is selling his house, and he hates it.  But he’s happy about his new TV show – “Uplate NW”.  Pat and Lisa share sweet memories of a dear friend and a radio collegue, Jane Shannon, who left this earth too soon.  And, Lisa talks about the anxiety of living alone. “You’ll be …

Pat just had another birthday, and Lisa’s delighted to learn that eating vegetables is not necessary for a long life. And if you’re single and a Disney fan, you’ll love the new dating site “MouseMingle.com“.  Also, Pat makes a shocking discovery during a visit to his old high school. “I still …

Pat has a “cleansing party” with his wife. Lisa cuts her eyelashes and Pat clips his eyebrows. Lisa lies to her dental hygenist. If its “free”, will you jump on it like a tramp on a muffin no matter what it is? “I lost my keys – do you see them …

Long gone are the Labor Day telethons, but we’re still fans of Jerry Lewis. Even if he is kind of a dick.  Find out which commercial makes Pat nuts, and Pat shares the medical miracle of hand transplants. Also, Pat talks about his button mushroom. “Let’s drink and raise money, …

Pat worries about censoring his tried-and-true-jokes at an upcoming speech that he’s not getting paid for. Also, an emotional discussion about Cecil the Lion. And do you know what creature kills more humans than any other?     Songs in this episode: “Owner of a Lonely Heart” from ‘Symphonic Rock Classics’ …

Pat decides he WILL in fact take Lisa’s dog when Lisa croaks. Pat discovers he can get more than pizza delivered to his house. And does a particular observation mean you’re a racist? Are men drivers worse than women drivers? Also, Lisa realizes she needs to shut up. “I see YOU”     Songs in …

It’s summer, and Pat’s sad. Also, Pat has conquered his golf rage. Lisa and Pat discuss the stupid woodpeckers in their neighborhood. Pat poo-poos Lisa’s turkey pinwheels and now Lisa is embarrassed that she ever brought these to a party. “I had no idea how lame we are.”    Songs in this episode: …

Pat and Lisa talk about their diet downfalls. Pat has a skeptic’s view of what Lisa does on her business trips. Is it TREH-zure or TRAY-zure? And, Lisa’s neighbor drives a tractor right through the podcast taping. Pat has the power to pronounce you spouses for life.  Who knew? “Let …

A sad farewell tribute to our old radio friend “Tenor Boy”… Also, Pat and Lisa talk about summer road trips, camping, and why Lisa will not stay in a motel.  Pat discloses the hassles (and strategies) of cleaning up after dogs.                   …

Pat and Lisa talk about fart movies… yes, fart movies. Somehow, the conversation always steers into that subject. Then, Lisa’s ongoing complaint about telemarketers continues, and she actually gets a call from one during the taping.   Songs in this episode: “The Shortest Song in the World” Kenny Price “American Pie” …