Bro's Before Rose!

Oh man, this episode was horny. If only we had a tagline for that. We don't though. It's finally a normal episode of The Bachelorette, chock full of one-on-one dates, a group date, and hoo boy there's that garbage boy Luke. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".  Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

It didn't get better, and we honestly spent half this episode just playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. We'll talk about the roughly half-an-episode's worth of content we got, which was garbage, and the half-an-episode's worth of pre-filmed talk show, which was worse. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Sons of Skyrim" from the Bethesda masterpiece The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".     

Guys, this one was hard to get through. There's some Luke on Luke drama, and by some, I mean way too much. We discuss Like Mike and Holes a bit too. I dunno. Enjoy. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music   is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game   music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".    

Our podcast is finally ready for presidency, and we're celebrating with our first guest host! Francesca Toy, former host of the podcast Toyin' Around, joins us to recap Week 3 of Hannah's journey for love. We'll talk about The Secret Life of Pets 2, Ant-Man, and Shrek, and somehow all of this is actually related to this week's episode.  Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music  is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game  music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".   

It's finally time to Roll Tide! After taking a week off of recording, which works in our favor since week 1 is usually pretty light, content-wise, your favorite hosts are back to get into the details of Hannah's season of The Bachelorette. We'll talk about the boys we can remember, and the crimes they may or may not have committed, nugget-related or otherwise. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".  

It's a brand new look, a brand new name, and the same dumb podcast! Alex and Alan are back, a week earlier than expected, re-capping the Bachelorette Reunion episode, and giving some hot takes on the boys for Hannah's upcoming season! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang. Play of the Game will be back next week.

Akon isn't in this episode, sorry to get your hopes up. But it's time to finish this season off...with a bang? Oof, that felt gross just to type out. But it's time for Alan and Alex to address the events of Colton's four hour finale.  Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music   comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".     

Return to the F&%K Palace, and holy shit is it wild. Honestly, this was actually the most dramatic episode yet, and we're comin' with the hottest, freshest takes, straight from the bar. Also we eat some pizza. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is  "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music  comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".     

It's back! The stupidest joke on this podcast returns for another installment of Hometowns! The part of the season where Colton goes to the Hometowns! We'll recap one of the consistently terrible episodes of this franchise, including hometowns, awkward conversations with Dad, and our first special guest, my mom, who called me while recording to ask what I wanted for dinner! Thanks, Mom! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".    

 As the final episode of our Catch-Up trilogy arrives, we thought the Goof Tap had run dry. We were wrong. We've got goofs for days here on BBR as we cover the DRAMATIC week before Hometowns. Who's going home? Who gets called two-faced? Who's here for the right reasons? You're gonna hear a lot of this. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is   "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game  music    comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".     

The second release in our trilogy, it's time to go to Vietnam, shout "Good Morning", and get HORNY. Lookin' at you, Hannah G.  Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is    "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music    comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".    

The first in our trilogy of episodes releasing this week. We'll talk about Week 5 of The Bachelor, all the drama, all the roses, and all the dates. Roses are involved. Someone dies. Not really...or do they?  Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is   "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music   comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".   

Recording two episodes in a day was rough on us, but this episode definitely ranks a 10 on the Harrison scale. What's the Harrison Scale? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out!  Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is  "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music  comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".  

Comin' at ya hot, fast, and late, is your favorite Bachelor podcast hosts, talking about...The Bachelor. Mary Berry may join us to discuss our baking techniques, which clearly aren't up to snuff. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". 

Hey listeners! We thought this might be the best way to disseminate information about why the channel has been dark for like two weeks. Sorry for the radio silence, hopefully we can clear some of this up. Y'all are the best.

The boys are back to dunk all over Colton’s season of The Bachelor! We cover two whole episodes in this one, since the premiere was a bit light on content.

We told you we'd be back! And we are! Last week, Dad Harrison announced the cast members for the upcoming season, and this week, your favorite hosts are discussing our first impressions. Also, ABC made a typo, and we light those suckers up for it. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang.

We've been gone for a long time, we know, and we're sorry. But Bach Nation never sleeps, so in preparation for Colton's season, your hosts have swooped in to cover the last four months of Bachelor Happenings. We'll see you again soon! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang.

Only three weeks late comes your favorite hosts, with the freshest, hottest takes on the season premiere of Bachelor in Paradise. We're literally so excited about this, but also very sorry that our lives made recording this episode so friggin' late. We'll be back on track real soon, promise. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game is a surprise I haven't told Alan about yet, but please don't sue us over it.

It wouldn't be a real BBR episode unless it was a week late! Let's talk about this finale. Was it interesting? Was it good television? Was it predictable? The answers to all these questions, and more, coming up on the season finale of Bro's Before Rose. Also it's our 20th episode, so that's neat! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".