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Did you think you'd heard the last of The Freaks' talking through your favorite movies? Well - LET'S PRETEND YOU DID! THEY'RE BACK! Due to a scheduling error delaying Earning My Ears, Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner return to the commentary arena with everyone's favorite (to rag on) Star Trek - The Next Generation Movie - INSURRECTION. The Freaks argue that this movie has been dissed for TOO LONG and plan to set the record straight! "Yeah, yeah", you say, "they're back with ONE MEASELEY commentary!" (Note: Scott and Chris are vaccinated for Measels) Well stick around to the end to find out EXACTLY HOW WRONG YOU ARE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: commentary@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Dr. Bill Robinson, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell return to cover issue 59 of Robert Kirkman's THE WALKING DEAD! In this issue we learn that Morgan is a little unstable and creepy and we first come face to rotting face witha ZOMBIE HERD!Plus - Dr. Bill transitions to TEA, Chris gets a zombie book, 50 Shades Of Grey is dissed and Dr. Bill goes HOG-WILD and SMOKES A CIGARETTE AT A GRATEFUL DEAD SHOW! BORN TO BE WILD! Plus Plus - There's GOLD in them there TURDS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

OH YEAHHHHHHH! Join Scott Gardner, Michael Bailey and Chris Honeywell for another mentally challenging COMICS MONTHLY MONDAY! This time, Michael FINALLY cashes in on the SWAG-WAGON and Chris loses 150 pounds worth of roommate, but gains a Kool Aid Man comic! Speaking of Kool-Aid..... ever notice how theoretical movies and comics The Freaks talk about on their show seem to eerily materialize in pop culture soon after? Are they being monitered? Dare they put that to the test with KOOL AID MAN THE MOVIE? I think you know the answer. Also, what's on The Freaks' "Gotta Get To" list? Could a creator-based collection be more satisfying than a title/character driven collection? And - Jack Kirby was barking mad! Better eat your Wheaties AND your spinach for this one!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the

I'm going to keep it brief. Scott Gardner. Chris Honeywell. UNCLE RANDY GARDNER. The Vulcan FREAKIN' DEATH GRIP!!! The Enterprise Incident.Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Scott Ryfun, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK! This month the TATOOINE TRIO get to do something they thought they may never have gotten a chance to do - READ A NEW MARVEL STAR WARS COMIC! That's right - after much hoopla and 40,000 variant covers- Marvel Star Wars #1, the 2015 version - has been released! WARNING - This is NOT a PUFF PIECE - this comic gets the FULL TWO TRUE FREAKS TREATMENT! That means a page by page, panel by panel spoiler filled warts and all appraisal! NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED! If you are ALLERGIC to FUN and OPINIONS, this episode will make you blow up like a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!Also - Easy Ridin' Luke and Vader, awkward family Skinemax stories that end in Star Wars abuse, a miraculous synchronicity involving Marvel Star Wars #5 (old school), a new Rebels book and CD set and much more! Eat your Space-Wheaties, take your TICKER MEDICINE and settle in for a lively episode!

After all the hustle and bustle of the Holiday Season, the fellas are just looking to relax a little and so this episode they discuss the Top Places at Walt Disney World, both in and out of the parks, to find some Peace and Quiet. As always, this program is SAFE FOR LITTLE EARS!

Welcome back to Walking Dead Wednesday! Join your hosts Shawn Engel, Dr. Bill Robinson and Chris Honeywell as they bring you season 2, episode 5 of AMC's The Walking Dead - CHUPACABRA! The heat gets TURNED UP down on Herschel's farm as Lori and Andrea act up and Daryl goes on an arrow-induced VISION QUEST! And of course, what episode of Walking Dead Wednesday would be complete without MICHAEL JACKSON and ERIC CLAPTON? PUT IT IN YOUR EAR-HOLES!Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's an ANT-MAN-CENTRIC episode of Comics Monthly Monday! Join Mike (It's NOT A MULLET!) Bailey, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they predictably and shamelessly take advantage of the NEW ANT-MAN TRAILER! Also - a special DOWN THE ANTHILL edition of Get Chris To Read A Goddam Superhero Comic!Outside the BUG TALK, Chris gets some swag, including a nifty UFO comic, Mike gets some MEGO SWAG, there is some talk in anticipation of the new MARVEL STAR WARS as this was recorded on the eve of it's release and Scott and Chris prod Mike toward a stroke discussing a certain SUPER NON-MULLET!IT'S A CORKER!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner FINALLY get back to the DC TNG Star Trek comics in which Geordie fails to score ONCE AGAIN! But enough of that - this episode focuses on one of the best Next Gen episodes, and maybe one of the best episodes EVER - YESTERDAY'S ENTERPRISE! This is some PURE TREK, which once again sends the dynamic space-duo into a "why can't they make us some REAL TREK" rant. AGAIN. Join the Freaks for a celebration of some SPECTACULAR Star Trek!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK with another KIRK FILLED episode of STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This month it's the TEEN DRAMA - CHARLIE X! But before the main event, the Freaks go over Chris' MASSIVE TREK HAUL as he loads up on Trek BOOKS! There's a short discussion of the new Trek/Planet Of The Apes mashup comic and then it's on tho the episode! This time you got - Spock pickin' and grinnin', PUBESCENT AWKWARDNESS, shoulder roll lessons, card tricks, three-dimensional SPACE CHESS and SO MUCH MORE! This show makes me feel HUNGRY ALL OVER!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Welcome to a BRAND SPANKIN' NEW episode of Growing Up Star Wars! Well, it only took FOUR EPISODES for Scott Gardner, Scott Ryfun and Chris Honeywell to MESS UP THEIR FORMULA! Usually after whipping out their STAR WARS SWAG in "Star Wars Show And Tell", the crew usually gives up a top 3 list and moves on to their main topic. This time THE JOURNAL OF THE WHILLS takes on a life of it's own and takes over the show. The list? TOP 3 FAVORITE MOMENTS IN THE STAR WARS SPECIAL EDITIONS! And YES - they DO find three things each!

The Freaks decide to twist the tired, old stand-by of a year-end review show to their own desires and present to you a long lookback at the films of 1984!! What was good? What was great? What did they love? What did they skip? What just plain sucked? What was totally friggin' awesome? Well, I'm not gonna spoil it here! Listen and find out already! Yeesh. Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

LIVE FROM WALT DISNEY WORLD! well, sorta... you know what we mean! Join your hosts Scott Ryfun and Scott H. Gardner for a whirlwind tour of Christmas celebrations around the world. The World Showcase, that is! That's right, this month's episode comes to you from INSIDE the parks where the Scotts and their spouses met up to experience the Magic of Christmas at Walt Disney World! Along the way, you'll hear exciting stories of how the holidays are celebrated in several different countries and cultures across the globe! In our "Walt Disney World for Geeks" segment, the subject is... CHRISTMAS! The fellas discuss both celebrating the Christmas season at Walt Disney World, but also where on the property you can find Christmas 365 days a year! And, in the Tri-Circle segment, the subject is the Top 3 Resorts for the Holidays! Where can you find the BEST Christmas decorations, trees, and spirit? The guys give their opinions! So, come along and Celebrate the Season with "Earning My Ears"! As always, this podcast

Sit back with your feet up by the fire, pour a pint of rotgut in the eggnog and shove the mistletoe down your pants - it's time for the THIRD SEMI-ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CRAPTACULAR! It's a STAR-STUDDED TRIBUTE TO THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS - FREAK STYLE! This special has been LOVINGLY LASHED TOGETHER by the Two True Freaks crew as a BIG, FAT, SMELLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT to YOU - THE LISTENER!HO HO HO MOFO'S!WARNING- NOT FOR THE KIDDIES!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

What is Scott Gardner so excited about? Find out in this very important (and surprisingly short) special episode!! As always, this program is SAFE FOR LITTLE EARS!

It's THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! Time for ANOTHER Christmas wish from none other than THE HAIR METAL HERO- CHRIS TYLER!This year he presents a CHRISTMAS CLASSIC that id uncharacteristically FAMILY FRIENDLY! GET YOUR CHESTNUTS ROASTING!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month Shawn Engel, Dr. Bill Robinson and Chris Honeywell tackle issue number 58 (in a Christmas-like fashion) of Robert Kirkman's THE WALKING DEAD! This issue has Rick, Abraham and Coral (that's right, that's what we're calling him from now on) have a Jaws-like scar comparing scene, except this time the scars are INSIDE. Also - Dr. Bill has a FISHY TALE - Shawn's kids RANSACK THE HOUSE - The UK zombie show IN THE FLESH is discussed. Oh, and HONEY BOO BOO.Feedback for this show can be sent to: walkingdead@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join your STALWART COMICS BUDDIES SCOTT GARDNER, MICHAEL BAILEY and CHRIS HONEYWELL for another THRILLING COMICS MONTHLY MONDAY!!This month - Chris gets a SWAG PACKAGE from Prof. Alan Middleton, Baily waxes nostalgic on promotional items and Scott tracks down a Disney related comic book SUB-COLLECTION. Then the FREAKY FIVE takes on a distinctly holiday feel and then......of course.....EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE - GET CHRIS TO READ A GODDAM SUPERHERO COMIC, featuring a GODLESS HIPPIE BAND and a BULLET TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!Sock it to ME?Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for another episode of STAR TREK - THE NEXT GENERATION! This time it's the (not so) thrilling Kurosawa-inspired episode - A Matter Of Perspective! Does Riker commit murder over a LONELY SPACE WIFE? Will Picard ever paint again after his first scathing critique? Will he cry? (spoiler - he will) Chris also gets a TNG novelization and reflects on expanding his Trek book and comic collection. Then.....Sir Mix A Lot. It's THAT KIND of episode!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

After an unsuccessful attempt to call Uncle Randy, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell reluctantly TREK ON! This time we see the FULL CONTINGENT OF 7 DWARVES take a back seat to GARY SEVEN and *sigh* TERRI GARR! It's ASSIGNMENT: EARTH! Hear the Freaks wax poetic on the spin-off potential of this episode - JAMES BOND meets DOCTOR WHO!Also, there is a NICE, FAT STACK of e-mail this month and they're GOOD ONES! Also: Is Kirk a womanizer? Mirror Universe "The Savage Curtain"? AWESOME!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!