The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

Listener Aelijah hooked us up with some tasty Chicago treats! Rubio and Grant are still flying without our favorite 4th chair, but we still cover the important things- Rubio's birthday, giraffes, home intruders, and perpetually panicked neighbors! Urban Brew Labs Dad Bod Middle Brow Open Your Eyes Off Color Yuzu Fierce Off Color Beer For Burgers Theme Music by Adrian Quesada End Credits Music: Just a Little Sunshine by Staffan Carlen Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Everything's gone to hell, we're down one Beerist, recording remotely, and hoarding toilet paper again. We all had one job. ONE JOB! This was recorded days late, and is completely unedited. This is fine. There's a video version of this episode! We won't be doing this all the time, but when we do, they'll be going to supporters on Patreon! Noble Beast Czech Amber Lager Urban Brew Labs Summer Vibes Urban Brew Labs Resting Peach Face New Glarus Lots o' Peach Theme Music by Adrian Quesada End Credits Music: Walking Dead by Wellmess feat. Blacktop Banks Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us bee

Our friend Jimmy Urness sent us a bunch of crazy imperial stouts to drink in the 100 degree heat like a damned psychopath, so don't blame us if things gallons more drunk and gross than usual. Don't say we didn't warn you. Other Half/J Wakefield Choose One Transient Junie Central Waters Brandy Twenty Three Urbanrest Odle 3 Sons Punch & Pie Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: ALGO MÁS by Superintendent McCupcakes End Credits Music: Day N Night by Aiyo Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

The fine folks at Alesmith sent us a box of beer to review! Also, Rubio might have a horrible accident soon. And is it weird that he thinks of Mike late at night in bed? And just how exactly do dreadlock hippies work? All this and more this week! Sublime Kickbackrelax Limeberry Twist Tropical Marmalade Mostra Coffee & Coconut Speedway Stout Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Hiccups by Ooyy End Credits Music: Lord of Likes by Duke Herrington Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Listener Deb Cooke might as well be Connecticut's head of beer tourism with all of the amazing suds she sends us! We try 5 more of those, Grant talks his recent Dallas trip, Mike wants bad song recommendations, and we scheme on trophies. Counter Weight Framework Counter Weight Work Horse Counter Weight Van Art Short Throw Fake Debt Short Throw Alley-Oop Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Koko Arrest Me by Blacktop Banks End Credits Music: Vibrations of the Universe by Psüche Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email

Listener Mica Sellers hit us with a box of beer from Ellicott City, Maryland's Manor Hill Brewing! We also have a ghost update, Mike has a weird question about photos, and we might have single handedly brought back the cassette tape format. Pilsner Mild Manor'd Amber Ale Grisette Through The Barn Door Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Marbaan Idhi by Ali Dhaanto End Credits Music: New Dawn Is Rising (Instrumental Version) by Stonekeepers Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Based on our last several episodes trying beers from Connecticut, our expectations are sky high for this one! We got another box of beers from listener Deb Cooke, Grant is bad at improv, and there are lots of jerks at bars. New Park Spectrum New Park Cloud 9 Fat Orange Cat Welcome To Harga Skygazer Watercolors Creamee Abomination Midnight Snack Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Lonely Party by Arc De Soleil End Credits Music: Let You Go by Conditional Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Worcester, MA's Greater Good Imperial Brewing Co was awesome enough to send us beers for this episode! Rubio shares insomnia notes, Grant wants to talk about ghosts, and things get drunk, quick. Pulp Daddy Nelson Pulp Daddy Galaxy Pulp Daddy Deep Haze Funk Berries Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Dontcha Wanna by Gabriel Kelley End Credits Music: Forever in Love With a Ghost by pär Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Ohio's Findlay Brewing Co sent us a box of beer, and Grant is back to review it with us from his bougie island getaway- and something on his trip changed him. Maybe it was the cat road, maybe the private jet. Either way, he's British now for some reason. Exit 157 Houlihan's Irish Red Sweet Amber Lunar Lander Hancocked Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Your Touch by Particle House End Credits Music: I Can't Let You Go by John Runefelt feat. LaKesha Nugent Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeeris

OKC’s Twisted Spike Brewing Co sent us a box of their beers, and our buddy and Certified Cicerone Brandy Compton joins us to try them. We touch on marginalization in the beer industry, Mike messes up his one job, and we pontificate on Oklahoman monks. Dirty Blonde IPA Blood Orange IPA Two Bean Or Not Two Bean Holy Beer Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Fish on Land by Blood Red Sun End Credits Music: A Forest Fire by Paper Twins Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Arizona's Goldwater Brewing Co is next on the chopping block, thanks to listener Brad from Arizona. We also discuss Rubio's accidental investment in popsicles, the evolution of the beer dudebro, and we clown on racists. Rabbit's Foot Momosa French Frequencies Hop Chowda Dynamite IPA Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: When Will Tomorrow Come? by Ian Luxton End Credits Music: Make You Cry by Conditional feat. Bri Oglu Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

We’re poppin’ bottles, calling out horrible bar bathrooms, feeding cats, acting fools, poopin’ cycles- you know, just Beerists doing Beerist things. Jester King Currant Grisette (512) Gin Barrel Wit Maine Beer Co Mean Old Tom Hedgehog Supersonic Cherry Limeade Lagunitas Willetized Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: He Said It All by OTE feat. LaKesha Nugent End Credits Music: Dungeness Crab by Margareta Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Hey Montana! We've got some beers from your state, courtesy of listener John Rumney! We also discuss the recent explosive allegations of horrendous behavior across the beer industry- and how WE ALL NEED BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT. Harvest Moon Pigs Ass Porter Kettlehouse Cold Smoke Bayern Maibock Meadowlark Fungus Shui Meadowlark Mob Barley Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break To Stop Heart and Stone by Particle House feat. Le June End Credits Music: Rammadam by Daniel Fridell, Sven Lindvall Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot u

In 1516, Duke Wilhelm IV of Bavaria introduced the Reinheitsgebot- a German purity law that allows for only hops, barley, water, and, eventually, yeast in beer. 500 years later, some dopey fucks in America decided to throw a bunch of fruit puree, apple pies, fried chicken, whole twinkies, and seemingly whatever else they had around them to usher in a new era of beer making. An era Rubio likes to call, "The Reinheitsgebutt." Humble Forager Coastal Sunset 903 Fruit Cocktail Slushy 903 Coconut Berry Fluff The Brewing Projekt Desert'd The Brewing Projekt Dubl Stuft Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break To Stop Thinking of You by Sleepaway Camp End Credits Music: Wolves With Fangs of Steel by Dissidence Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support u

What happens when one of our favorite breweries takes a crack at one of our least favorite drink categories? Well, we're are joined by our good buddy Rob Lutter to find out! Key Lime Cherry Grapefruit Pineapple Blueberry Raspberry Mango Guava Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Why Me Oh Why by Roy Williams End Credits Music: Game Over by Daniel Fridell, Andreas Dahlbäck Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Our friend and fellow beer nut Brandy Compton joins us in studio to try a fresh box of suds from Hop Butcher For The World! This episode has everything- Maskholes, drunk people, triple IPHaze, and even a dang ghost. Mega Clang A Deeper Dish Alsace Coarse Grind Hustle Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Glitter Gutter by Conditional feat. Bri Sarikcioglu End Credits Music: I Didn't Forget You by G Curtis Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Brandy Compton, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Austin's Hold Out Brewing made 4 exciting Pink Boots beers this year, and we're thrilled to try them! Rubio and Mike FINALLY are back in the studio, along with our buddy Mark Raup! Carlita Space Jam She's Speaking Red Bread Redemption Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Sleeping With the TV On by Staffan Carlen End Credits Music: Game Over by Daniel Fridell & Andreas Dahlbäck Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Mark Raup, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

We got a surprise box of Civil Life brews from superstar listener Andy Richter! Also, Rubio gets his ass handed to him at lunch by some kind of wizard or something, and Grant REALLY doesn't like the ending on this one. Wooooooow. The Great Hencini Brown Ale Oatmeal Brown British Style Best Ale Premium Bitter Style Ale Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Time and Bottles by Arc De Soleil End Credits Music: Sharir by Heyson Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

Colorado's Cellar West was super kind to send us a box of their beer for this episode! Also, Grant got those tattoos, a vaccine, and some prejudice; Rubio’s had some fun Easters; and Mike gets his healthcare on the streets. New Zealand Kneebone Pils Langdon IPA Terra Australis Westfield Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Lantern Room by Torii Wolf End Credits Music: Sun Levitation by Killrude Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert. Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards! Follow us on twitter, facebook, and instagram. Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com

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