Nights Of Our Lives

"Pardon the buzz! David Martin's story begins with some microphone noise. It only lasts a minute or so, and then the laughter begins! What haunts your dreams? That work deadline? Zombies? A possible “Friends” reboot? How about having to watch “Cujo” with your trusted older brother? Or being possessed by a little girl?? Or reading paragraphs solely built on questions?? All of that and more in this month’s Nights of Our Lives!?!? Julia Whitehouse (juliawiedeman.com) Matt Dennie (ucbtheatre.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:27 - David Martin 13:03 - Julia Whitehouse 27:18 - David Martin 27:57 - Matt Dennie 37:17 - David Martin 38:27 - Adam Wade 52:49 - David Martin 57:00 - Outro 57:34 - Finish "

"Few things traumatize a child like gym class. And thank goodness for that because otherwise we wouldn’t have had this month’s show. Please laugh at our physically inept storytellers as they recount tales of untold psychic pain—all for your entertainment! You’ll have to run a mile after. Jim O’Grady (twitter.com/jimog) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:26 - David Martin 06:24 - Jim O'Grady 18:50 - Adam Wade (as Host) 20:31 - David Martin (as Storyteller) 37:56 - Adam Wade 52:03 - David Martin 55:41 - Outro 56:15 - Finish "

"There will be no homework. No wedgies. No swirlies. (Do kids even do any of these anymore anyway??) There will be takes of vigilante justice, obsessive love, and unrequited crushes. So not much different from your non-school days. We hope you learn something... Maggie Maxwell (boogiemanja.com/maggie-maxwell.html) Will Clegg (twitter.com/willclegg) Ophira Eisenberg (ophiraeisenberg.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:27 - David Martin 10:53 - Maggie Maxwell 24:50 - David Martin 26:15 - Will Clegg 36:40 - David Martin 37:33 - Ophira Eisenberg 51:55 - David Martin 55:28 - Outro 56:02 - Finish "

"Unless you’re Ryan Gosling or Penelope Cruz you probably have body issues—be honest with yourself. And for our show this month our brave storytellers spilled their most personal bodily peccadillos for your entertainment! We’re laughing with not at... Gianmarco Soresi (gianmarcosoresi.com) Carly Ciarrocchi (twitter.com/carlyciarrocchi) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:27 - David Martin 11:22 - Gianmarco Soresi 23:51 - David Martin 24:46 - Carly Ciarrocchi 32:34 - David Martin 33:56 - Adam Wade 48:50 - David Martin 53:59 - Outro 54:33 - Finish "

"For better or for worse, we’ve all had a dad. Our storytellers for this month take the decidedly “for better” approach, as they share with us tales of dads getting bullied at Disney World, cheering on daughters at talent shows, and showing their love in their own ways. Now go and mow the lawn. Julia Whitehouse (juliawiedeman.com) Jeff Hiller (ucbtheatre.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:28 - David Martin 10:24 - Julia Whitehouse 23:12 - David Martin 24:50 - Jeff Hiller 36:13 - David Martin 36:49 - Adam Wade 52:25 - David Martin 56:19 - Outro 56:55 - Finish "

"Still want to ride that high from Mother’s Day? Then do we have the show for you. All moms, all true, and best of all—all guilt free. Just be sure to call home after listening. Chris Duffy (chrisduffycomedy.com) Maggie Maxwell (boogiemanja.com/maggie-maxwell.html) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com)   00:00 - Intro 00:27 - David Martin 10:25 - Maggie Maxwell 25:45 - David Martin 26:29 - Chris Duffy 38:26 - David Martin 39:45 - Adam Wade 56:27 - David Martin 61:47 - Outro 62:21 - Finish "

"After 12 years and 11 months at the UCB Theater we move to our new home at the Magnet. Here’s to another almost baker’s dozen years worth of stories. We start with tales of childhood journals, sexual encounters gone horribly messy, and eulogies for cats! Auspicious beginning?? We think so. Matt Dennie (ucbtheatre.com) Mike Kelton (ucbcomedy.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:27 - David Martin 07:51 - Matt Dennie 19:38 - David Martin 21:24 - Mike Kelton 35:36 - David Martin 36:34 - Adam Wade 48:36 - David Martin 53:31 - Finish "

"David Martin and guest Matt Dennie (@mdennie) return to the BTRtoday studio for a one on one episode, sharing stories about sports. Listen in for tales of swimming and horses, and opinions on football aplenty. 00:00 - Intro / music = "Sunlight Mermaid" by Human Shaped Earth 01:27 - Discussing the Superbowl 14:25 - David Martin: Swimming For a Swatch Watch 24:50 - Discussion 30:21 - Matt Dennie: Show Jumping Horses 40:11 - Discussion: Horses / Baseball Pee Pants 49:23 - Outro / music = "Honey Dip Strip" by Thomas Mudrick 50:29 - Finish. "

"After twelve years eleven months and this our 150th show it’s time to say goodbye to the UCB Theatre. We promise the show isn’t too sappy. Ok it’s a little sappy. Nights of Our Lives Host David Martin Gianmarco Soresi (gianmarcosoresi.com) Jim O’Grady (twitter.com/jimog) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:27 - David Martin 05:56 - Gianmarco Soresi 15:39 - David Martin 16:16 - Jim O'Grady 31:48 - David Martin 32:46 - Adam Wade 48:21 - David Martin 57:21 - Finish "

"With the holidays now firmly behind them, David Martin and Adam Wade return to the BTRtoday studio for a one on one episode, sharing stories about favorite and memorable gifts they've received for Christmas over the years. 00:00 - Intro / music = "Sunlight Mermaid" by Human Shaped Earth 02:05 - David Martin monologue: The 'Lost my hair, kept my big d*ck' t - shirt 05:35 - Welcoming Adam Wade / the guy from 'The Nanny' owes Adam's mom an apology 17:28 - Adam Wade: The Gift of Gloves 31:45 - "That's a sad story, by the way..." / When did you stop believing in Santa Claus / Favorite gifts 38:14 - Fun memories from Adam 45:51 - Wrapping up 47:41 - Outro / music = "Honey Dip Strip" by Thomas Mudrick 48:35 - Finish. "

"Trying to survive the holidays? We got ya. Commiserate with our familial challenged storytellers as they recount a Halloween that almost became the “Halloween” movie and the fear of celebrating Thanksgivings alone and childless. Fun stuff!! Just like the holidays themselves. See you in 2019! Maggie Maxwell (boogiemanja.com/maggie-maxwell.html) Halle Kiefer (hallekiefer.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:36 - David Martin 07:53 - Maggie Maxwell 23:40 - David Martin 24:52 - Halle Kiefer 38:45 - David Martin 39:14 - Adam Wade 52:00 - David Martin 54:05 - Outro 54:36 - Finish "

"We all have nightmares. So of us haven’t woken up from ours yet—we’re living them!! Bwahahaha. Sigh. From crapping your pants on a plane to leaping a hundred feet into the reservoir below, we got all your scariest covered. Enjoy! Nights Of Our Lives is now available in Spotify! Jim O’Grady (twitter.com/jimog) Chris Duffy (chrisduffycomedy.com) Ophira Eisenberg (ophiraeisenberg.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:24 - David Martin 11:39 - Jim O’Grady 27:09 - David Martin 27:32 - Chris Duffy 38:36 - David Martin 39:32 - Ophira Eisenberg 53:56 - David Martin 54:50 - Adam Wade 66:55 - David Martin 71:13 - Outro 71:46 - Finish "

"Our daredevil performers push the boundaries of safe living this month as they share their Most Adventurous Stories! From losing your virginity and possibly contracting syphilis to ignoring the ghost of your great grandmother, we redefine what it means to live life on the edge. Buckle up! Josh Sharp (ucbtheatre.com) Kevin Doyle (@KevinJamesDoyle) Ashley Brooke Roberts (ucbtheatre.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:25 - David Martin 09:41 - Josh Sharp 21:00 - David Martin 21:28 - Kevin Doyle 33:35 - David Martin 35:29 - Ashley Brooke Roberts 49:31 - David Martin 50:10 - Adam Wade 58:55 - David Martin 61:24 - Outro 61:58 - Finish "

"From pissing in your mom's face, to hook ups gone awry, to lost days scaling fences and being where you shouldn't be, we have you entirely prepared with all you need for Back to School.   Mike Kelton (ucbcomedy.com) Halle Kiefer (hallekiefer.com) Ashley Brooke Roberts (ucbtheatre.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:26 - David Martin 11:12 - Mike Kelton 22:29 - David Martin 23:20 - Halle Kiefer 36:08 - David Martin 36:22 - Ashley Brooke Roberts 51:08 - David Martin 51:41 - Adam Wade 63:41 - David Martin 67:15 - Outro 67:47 - Finish "

"Dads. We need them. Or at least their half of our DNA. We promise that this month’s show won’t make you mow the lawn or cut your hair or tell you to do something with your life. We’re all too old for that now. Enjoy! Matt Dennie (ucbtheatre.com) Halle Kiefer (hallekiefer.com) Ashley Brooke Roberts (ucbtheatre.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:24 - David Martin 09:38 - Matt Dennie 21:05 - David Martin 21:36 - Halle Kiefer 32:15 - David Martin 33:08 - Ashley Brooke Roberts 43:05 - David Martin 45:12 - Adam Wade 57:39 - David Martin 60:16 - Outro 60:48 - Finish "

"It's July, which means it's time to hear some summer stories. This month, David is joined in the BTRtoday studio by storytellers Matt Dennie (@mdennie), Jim O'Grady (@jimog), and Adam Wade (@adamwade). 00:00 - Intro / music = "Sunlight Mermaid" by Human Shaped Earth 01:21 - Group discussion about this month's theme: Summer 11:54 - Storyteller: Matt Dennie / music intro = " Island Mo" by Mo Douglas 22:58 - Group follow-up 27:36 - Storyteller: Jim O'Grady / music intro = "Gulls & Buoys" by Prince Joely 37:39 - Group follow-up 41:39 - Storyteller: Adam Wade / music intro = "Sharp Dressed Penguin" by Chance Wiesner 48:33 - Group follow-up 52:39 - Outro / music = "Honey Dip Strip" by Thomas Mudrick 54:17 - Finish. "

"This month we explore that most essential, and demanding, of all themes: Moms. From moms who shame you and your Playboy collection, to moms who curse and scream and embarrass you in public we’ve got your covered. Enjoy! And call your mom and tell her you love her. Mike Kelton (ucbcomedy.com) Neil Goldberg (neilgoldberg.com) Ophira Eisenberg (ophiraeisenberg.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:35 - David Martin 11:24 - Mike Kelton 21:42 - David Martin 22:16 - Neil Goldberg 33:55 - David Martin 34:50 - Ophira Eisenberg 46:22 - David Martin 47:46 - Adam Wade 60:52 - David Martin 64:10 - Outro 64:38 - Finish "

"What passes for passion in your life? Getting tossed into the friend zone right before the prom? Throwing up during your first kiss? Personally, we hope you’ve had better luck than our performers, who share these tales of passion (and more) on this month’s Nights of Our Lives. Jim O'Grady (wnyc.org/people/jim-ogrady/) Jeff Hiller (ucbtheatre.com) Maggie Maxwell (http://www.boogiemanja.com/maggie-maxwell.html) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:35 - David Martin 10:47 - Jim O’Grady 24:11 - David Martin 25:03 - Maggie Maxwell 42:58 - David Martin 43:31 - Jeff Hiller 56:55 - David Martin 57:22 - Adam Wade 70:57 - David Martin 71:48 - Outro 72:17 - Finish "

"What delusions do you have? That you’re special? That the universe concerns itself with your existence? Sweet, innocent you. Tune in to this month’s Nights show to hear about delusions ranging from crapping the bed after a sexual encounter to humiliating yourself auditioning for “I, Tonya.” Thanks for listening!   Chris Duffy (chrisduffycomedy.com) Mike Kelton (ucbcomedy.com) Jeff Hiller (ucbcomedy.com) Adam Wade (ucbcomedy.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:35 - David Martin 09:56 - Mike Kelton 20:00 - David Martin 20:40 - Chris Duffy 34:00 - David Martin 35:05 - Jeff Hiller 46:52 - David Martin 48:29 - Adam Wade 61:06 - David Martin 64:18 - Outro 64:49 - Finish "

"Do you feel lucky, well do ya? You should because you’re listening to this month’s Nights of Our Lives show! Dear heavens—if this is the best thing that happens to you today then we’re sorry. Anyway, this month we have stories running the gamut from appearing on the cover of the board game Scene IT 2 to crapping your pants on the NJ Transit! All true! Enjoy! Nights of Our Lives Host David Martin Carrie Seim (carrieseim.com) Matt Dennie (ucbtheatre.com) Ophira Eisenberg (ophiraeisenberg.com) Adam Wade (ucbtheatre.com) 00:00 - Intro 00:35 - David Martin 09:31 - Carrie Seim 16:33 - David Martin 17:28 - Matt Dennie 29:13 - David Martin 31:24 - Ophira Eisenberg 43:50 - David Martin 44:26 - Adam Wade 57:06 - David Martin 61:11 - Finish "