Phil And Lisa Ruin The Movies

Super Bowl movie trailers - While the rest of you were watching sportsball this weekend, Phil and Lisa paid extra-close attention to the many movie trailers that debuted during the big game. Their verdict? Stick to sports. Movies Ruined: The Road to Wellness, The Fate of the Furious, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Life, Ghost in the Shell, Transformers: The Last Knight, Baywatch. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Dunkirk, Trainspotting 2, Logan - Instead of just complaining about trailers for movies they’ll never see, Phil and Lisa go next level to complain about award nominations for films they’ve not watched. Also, a haunting rendition of college fight songs. Movies Ruined: Dunkirk, Trainspotting 2, Logan Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Moana, Cars 3, Beauty and the Beast, and more. - Phil and Lisa share their thoughts on the latest Disney animated movie, skewer two upcoming releases from Pixar and Disney and tempt violent retribution from fans of Lin-Manuel Miranda and Mandy Patinkin. Movies Mentioned: Moana, Cars 3, Beauty & The Beast (2017), The Journey, The Outlaw, True Grit (1969), Red River, Lego Batman. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Comic book movies - Excited about all the movies based on funny books that had people talking at Comic-Con this past weekend? Well, let Phil and Lisa sneer at your joy. But at least there’s a tender rendition of “It’s Raining Men” to put a song in your heart. Movies ruined: Justice League, Wonder Woman, Dr. Strange, Kong: Skull Island, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, Snowden. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

The Shallows, and more - Blake Lively battles a shark, and who wins? You do, America. Also, we return to some animated children’s movies and talk Pixar sequels, before Mickey Mouse stops by to wet his beak a little bit. And finally: Musicals! Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Pete's Dragon! - The upcoming “Pete’s Dragon” remake sends Phil and Lisa on a trip down memory lane about the terrible Disney live-action pictures of their youth. Also, Lisa freaks out Phil about “The Rescuers,” and we assess the career of cinematic giant Tom Cruise. Movies Ruined: “Pete’s Dragon” (both of them), “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back.” Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Pledge break time! - Lisa talks up the terrible trailers she saw before watching Popstar, while Phil wonders why so many movies about sports icons are so very terrible. Also, Miles Teller gets renamed Ol’ Slappy. Plus, a pledge break! Movies Ruined: Magnificent Seven (2016), Pele: Birth of a Legend, Race, Purge: Election Year, War Dogs, Sausage Party, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Bad Moms, Ben-Hur, Now You See Me 2, Money Monster - Bad Moms? More like Sad Moms once Lisa Schmeiser gets through ripping it. Also, Phil reminisces about fits of pique by Charlton Heston and Dennis Boutsikaris. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Burnt, Angry Birds, Keanu, Civil War - Thanks to the generosity of a listener, Phil and Lisa watch “Burnt” and then resolve never to ask anything of listeners again. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Ghostbusters, The Boss, The Nice Guys, Spotlight and Burnt - Maybe Melissa McCarthy should just skip this episode. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

The Jungle Book, Gods of Egypt - Phil and Lisa ruin The Jungle Book and Gods of Egypt and hope against hope that Zoolander 2 and Hail Caesar will warm their curdled hearts. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Superhero movies - Ruining “X-Men: Apocalypse”, “Suicide Squad”, and “Captain America: Civil War.” Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

"The Martian" and more - Phil and Lisa ruin “The Martian”, “Spectre”, “Jobs”, and “In the Heart of the Sea”. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

The Finest Hours, Everest, The Martian, Kevin Costner's career - Phil and Lisa ruin “The Finest Hours,” “Everest,” “The Martian,” and Kevin Costner’s career—or wait, maybe Kevin Costner did that last one himself. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Jem, Ant-Man, and the Holograms - Phil and Lisa ruin “Jem and the Holograms” and “Ant-Man.” Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Fireworks! - Paul Rudd goes method and builds an ant farm. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Magic Mike XXL - Phil and Lisa ruin “Magic Mike XXL.” Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Avengers 2 - Superhero movies and old actors and tangents. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Batman movies. - Phil and Lisa ruin Batman movies, Batman TV shows, plus other superhero things. Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

The 2015 Oscars - Phil hasn’t seen any of the Oscar nominees, because he hates watching movies with other people. Lisa has seen a few. But that isn’t going to stop them from ruining all the Oscar nominees. They’d ruin the Oscars themselves, but the Academy seems to have done a good job of that on its own… (Apologies for the echoey audio quality of this episode. We’re working on improving the Schmeiser-Michaels home studio for future podcasts.) Host Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.