Pragmatic Pessimists Podcast

G & T are in studio to break down all the hot-button topics as they celebrate their 50th episode! Why does superman look like a 70's porn star? Is Gary flipping houses with Vanilla Ice? Is Hawk just killing whoever he feels like now? Does Gary remember anything about cartoons? Will TJ sink a battleship soon? Find out the answers to these burning questions in a very special PPP!

TJ and Gary finally slowed through the epic bummer that was Born on the 4th of July. Make sure you the in to find out whether # 2 seed Ghostbusters II can reign supreme as the prohibitive favorite. Will #7 seed Born on the 4th of July take down Bill Murray?? Spoiler alert, nope.

G & T are hunkered down sans W with a very important review of.... Bedazzled. No, not the Brendan Fraser vehicle! This is the classic Dudley Moore romp from 1967! Tune in for a diverse round of PPPPP and stay for some of the most questionable sexual assault ever put to film!

TJ, Will, and Gary get together to break down the most random assortment of topics yet. What is up with Batman Bond? Why are these guys taking such expensive Uber rides? Did Hawk learn how to kill from OJ? Find out the answers to these burning questions and more on this very special PPP!

G & T are in studio to break down all the mini news of the week. Will OJ move next to Gary? Will Michael Keaton be the next Bond? Did Hawk learn his tricks from OJ? Find out the answers to all these questions and more on this very special PPP!

The gang is all here to break down the hot-button rumination that are Boat Trip! How perfect is this movie? Is Horatio Sanz still a sidekick on Howard Stern? How has this lady not taken over the universe? Find out the answers to none of these questions on this very special PPP!

TJ and Gary are here to break down another fantastic week! What is going on with this heat? Why is Gary so obsessed with the Disney channel? Why can't the Cubs not lose even when they aren't playing? Did Hawk cause the sports scandal of the 20th century? Who thinks tater tots are french fries? Find out the answers to all these burning questions and more on this very special hot-button PPP!!

TJ and Gary get together to break down all the mini issues of the day! What's the deal with Shia Labeef these days? Is Hobby Lobby the new holder of the holy grail? Did Hawk take a dump on a woman's soul? Find out the answers to these questions and more on this very special PPP! 

T, G, & W are all together to breakdown the hottest of cartoon beastiality flicks! Why is Bob Hoskins so hairy? Is Will's top 5 any good? Does Gary even like the Life Aquatic? Why is TJ so infatuated with Sylvester Stallone? Find out the answers to these questions and more on a very special PPP!

TJ & Will are in studio bright and early for this very special Sunday morning episode! Find out why on earth the guys would get up at such an hour on a weekend. Is Gary still sleeping? What is ol' Shia LaBeef up to these days? Is anyone from the 80s good at tennis? Is it true that Will watches the Little Mermaid alone in his basement? Find out the answers to all these questions and more on this very special PPP! www.pragmaticpessimists.com

TJ, Will, & Gary finally get together to break down all the hot-button news! Who is not an all-star? Is Serena the greatest of all time? Why isn't anyone excited for Nintendo? Do the guys need to be in the same studio???

TJ, Will, & Gary are taking a much needed break to celebrate the anniversary of our Independence. But, have no fear! We are bringing back the most patriotic interview in the history of podcasting! Tune in to find out how your favorite Goonie is doing in the hot-button music biz!

TJ & Will are in studio to bring the noise in a very special PPP July 3rd spectacular. Tune in to find out why Will's kids and TJ's dog are going nuts and stay for the greatest vandalism mystery of all time! Did George Washington have a Blue Apron sponsorship for his podcast? Happy Independence Day!

TJ and Gary are together to break down the hot-button mashup that is Back to the Future Part II v. Fletch Lives. Tune in to find out what Gary really thinks about Doc Brown and his crazy science and stay tuned to find out if TJ really thinks Chevy can carry another classic mystery thriller. Find out who moves on to the next round in this classic 1989 Movie Melee!!

TG&W are all together to break down one of the masterpieces of our time. Tune in to find out whether the guys can decipher the mystery that is "The Wraith." Is Charlie Sheen his own brother or is he just a ghost who likes picking up damaged teenage girls? Is the Dodge Chrysler unbreakable? Are braces all that are required for immortal life? Find out the answers to all these and more on a very special PPP!

TJ, Will, and Gary are all in studio to break down the hot-button issues of the day. What is up with these fidget spinners? Does everyone get a cereal? Why doesn't Gary report on any commercials? Are American cars even selling? What advice can Ginger Spice give us? Find out the answers to all these and more on this very special episode of PPP!

TJ and Gary are in studio to break down one of the greatest debates of all time; which movie was better, Lethal Weapon 2 or Weekend at Bernie's. Tune in for all the hot Danny Glover talk and stick around for some scintillating Bernie Lomax discussion! Find out which movie moves on to the next round of the PPP 1989 bracket!

T, W, & G are all here to finally break down the long-awaited future past movie that is one of America's finest: Escape From New York. Tune in to hear about all of the guys favorite movies that call New York home and then stick around to find out why on earth Ernest Borgnine would possibly want to leave! Does Will even remember how to podcast???

G & T are in studio sans Will to break down all the hot-button breaking events. Important topics are covered like Amazon's attempt at monopolizing the world and Hawk's attempt to silence those that dare to also be called Hawk! Tune in for the Tucker Carlson and stay for the 'how 'bout them Cowboys!' 

TJ and Gary are here to break down the 2 v. 7 matchup that is Field of Dreams v. Roadhouse. Find out who wins in an epic battle between two titans of cool. Will Patrick Swayze upset Kevin Costner with an epic throat rip? Find out in this very special PPP!