Atomic Rubbish

Bernie is in crisis mode. Dave has "low energy." It's up to Gabe to save the day! Plus Pete Holmes' HBO show, "Crashing," gets reviewed. 

This week Dave gives two book reviews: The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up, by Marie Kondo; and Lamb, by Christopher Moore. The guys mop up their prep page with a special kind of crazy while discussing a fried chicken robbery, public masturbation, trying on condoms in a convenience store, and an angry mom squirting breast milk at a lady. Stay Classy, Earth. 

This week Gabe, Bernie and Dave are just three homies catching up as they talk about Theo Von, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dave's shitty liver, and Shoresy. 

Dave and Gabe go to an Austin Elite MLR rugby match. The guys discuss an update to a previous story about a comatose Native American being raped and giving birth - the culprit has been arrested. A bank robber in Austin tries to escape on a rented scooter. Bernie tells a story of laying down the law at work, and Dave saw Los Lonely Boys and Los Lobos. Also, Gabe and Dave have been watching too much Letterkenny - if there is such a thing.

This week: Dave spends an excessive amount of time bragging about Chango.  Hamberders! Why did a dude shoot semen into his arm? Dave watched Letterkenny.  The guys talk about the NFC and AFC Championship games.

This week the guys get together to discuss: The Wall, immigration and national security. Ted Cruz's weird beard NFL playoffs and the Cowboys choking again The Bird Box challenge Dave's liver

This week: How did Gabe lose his voice? UT wrecks Georgia in the Sugar Bowl Bernie has a new challenge Is it okay for only the GOP to talk trash? Dancegate featuring Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez More gov't shutdown The Wall... and more!

On this end of year extravaganza, Lara Smith of Radio Tatas joins the guys as they talk about suicide, murder, death pools and weather or not a kid ever had a Make-A-Wish involving someone committing suicide.  Dave goes on a tear about poorly made how-to videos on YouTube and breaks down the secrets of decoupage. The gang discusses the 1st Baptist Church of Houston preacher embezzling 800k, and two nuns jacking 500k.  While on the topic of churches, Gabe, Bernie, Lara, and Dave discuss atheism, religion and if Marshall (Dave's son) would invent a new religion based on Marvel Superheroes after the apocalypse.  The show wraps up with everyone's plans for the new year. 

The gang is all here this week and they stumble across a treasure trove of stories and life experience when Bernie's buddy, Joe visits the show with tales of addiction, hacking and adventure. Also, Christmas stuff and Dave is worried about Artie Lang. 

Original co-host of Atomic Rubbish, Petey G. returns to talk with Dave about politics and religion. Dave brings up Seth Andrews, and Bart D. Ehrman, two guys who's back story is similar to his own and their journey towards a non-Christian existence is similar as well. Pete brings up Australian rules football and the complications of trying to watch it. 

While flying solo this week Dave talks about getting cock-blocked by a 3 year old, why the holiday season is exciting, why Jesus isn't the reason for the season, banning Christmas specials due to "offensive" content and talk about passion and whether or not it's necessary. 

This week: A GIANT COW! A lady names her daughter ABCDE and get's offended when someone cracks a joke.  Dave starts DDP Yoga Dave sells Bernie on the Amazon Prime Show "Patriot." The guys discuss GM plant closures and wonder what GM can do to keep up with the ever changing market. 

Happy Thanksgiving. This week: Dave takes issue with Hallmark Christmas movies.  The guys discuss, Longhorn, OU, LSU, and Aggie football.  Bernie get's his mom to shotgun a beer.  A missionary dies on North Sentinel Island Akon saves Africa Dave and Bernie welcome Gabe into the world of Red Dead Redemption. 

Loyal listener, Justin Vali, drops by to hang with the guys and to help Dave bombard Bernie with WWE and pro-wrestling talk. Dave buys Red Dead Redemption 2. Bernie defends watching 90 Day Fiancee despite Dave and Gabe's protests. Dave is stoked about the new season of Curse of Oak Island, despite Bernie and Gabe's protests. Gabe is excited about Jim Acosta's return to the White House Press Pool despite President Trump's protests. 

It's pretty simple this week: Gabe has a story... and we talk about the midterm elections. That is all. Beto, Ted Cruz, blue wave and all that goodness. 

We got a Halloween recap. Dave goes off on a local Facebook page they all belong to. Bernie discusses a local beer brewed by Christians and discusses whiskeys with Gabe who claims to have aced the WSet tasting and is a natural wine taster.  The fellas fawn over a Utah senator with the most practical approach to legalizing marijuana. Meanwhile, Dave gets fired up over a claim by Oscar Mayer that hot dogs are sandwiches.   

Topics this week: Magabomber Early mid-term voting Bernie has a voting strategy The guy's best, worst and dream halloween costumes KKK shooting in Kentucky Dave saw Venom The guys critique Justin Beiber's burrito eating skills AI learning fellatio

Dave flies solo encouraging everyone listening to vote during the mid-term elections. While he's at it, he speculates what he'd do if he won the lottery, waxes nostalgic over his son's birthday, and tells the story of how he met the Famous Ruca. Also, soccer updates for USWNT, USMNT and Manchester United.

This week: Dave nails the intro! Is paintball better than real guns? Gabe and Bernie debate. Who pooped on the playscape? Who popped in Poppa John's? Bernie breaks the case. Rand Paul supporters rough up a protester.  Rand Paul is scared some one will get killed. Dave takes him to task.  Did Neal Patrick Harris have a Me Too moment with Whoopie Goldberg? Of course there's more! So give it a listen.

The guys are back, baby! Topics: The guys recap last week's topic about the feminist and her bleach shenanigans.  The guys agree on British humor Dave watches Norsemen on Netflix A Viking sword is pulled from a lake buy and 8 year old girl named Saga.  Viking swords way ahead of their time. What does NC-17 mean? A toddler shreds 1k in cash.