The Luke And Pete Show

It's Thursday, so that must mean it's time for another edition of The Luke and Pete Show! We start today's episode by trying to work out where Pete can go on his next holiday, before ending the discussion by asking why people are always the worst versions of themselves at airports.Elsewhere, there are protests, more sheep food chat and a group of listeners heading across Europe on their bikes with disastrous consequences. Looking for somewhere to send a story? Here's the place: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to another week in the company of Luke and Pete! We hope you had a lovely weekend. This time around, the LAPS chaps discuss moviemaking, inspired by Luke taking a couple of trips to the cinema. After that, we hear another story involving a listener's parent's specialist DVD collection.In other news, Pete has a problem with his eye which he thinks may have come from him refusing professional make up for a live theatre performance of Wrestle Me, to instead draw all over his face with a Sharpie. Will he ever learn? The answer, of course, is no. To get in touch, we're always here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to a special episode of The Luke and Pete Show, brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One!Today, we're talking about times where you expected one thing, only to discover that the opposite was true. The boys share their own mishaps as well as a few tales of misfortune that we received from you lovely lot. Expect grim meals in Japan, an ill-fated trip to Lisbon and a very strange sleepwalking mate. Get involved!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the great debate of our time: what process do you go through when you check out of a hotel? Luke and Pete clash on the correct way to leave your room for the cleaners, before turning their attention to a typically diverse array of different topics including asthma and ill-advised ways to commemorate the life of the great Martin Luther King.Elsewhere, there's some fresh batteries to look at, as yet more listeners step up and try to find a new player to enter the game, and we get through a couple of your emails too. Put your feet up in front of your podcast player and have a good time.hello@lukeandpeteshow.com to check in with us and let us know how you're doing.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to another week in paradise! Your hosts, as ever, are Luke and Pete. Your subjects this time around are, in no particular order, animals that have lived the longest, trees with coins bashed into them, deer velvet, ice skating, car parking and Pete's historic constipation.We also take the time to recount a story courtesy of one of our listeners about a European cycle trip gone awry, and it's a belter. Have a great week!To tell us a story of your own, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy Thursday everyone! The weekend is nearly upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with half an hour of chat from your two favourite reprobates? On today's show, as well as all the usual chutney about batteries, we've got an interesting legal loophole in the United States, the philosophy that underpins Wikipedia (quite literally), and news from Pete of a CIA spy device that really has to be heard to be believed.Don't go anywhere, keep it Luke and Pete. And to get further involved, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to another week of Luke and Pete nonsense! You're very welcome. Today, the boys start with chat about Pete's dad's specialist VHS tapes before rapidly moving on to AI robots, Pete's worries for the near future and his ability to dream up imaginative but wholly innocent scenarios involving 80s glamour models.Elsewhere there's a horrific skunk story from one of the LAPS family (we apologise in advance) as well as several other missives, including one email in particular that's just very nice. So, thanks for that.To get in touch with us, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and we're over @lukeandpeteshow for all your social media needs.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alright, listen up. Today's Luke and Pete Show contains prosperity gospel preachers, the moustached pillow guy that loves Donald Trump, heavy metal, one of our listeners filming himself in an amazon store, and another one of our listeners getting bitten on the foreskin and scrotum by one of God's creatures (probably unrelated to the preacher we mentioned earlier).I honestly don't know how you can listen to this show, a show that is completely free, and not be astonished by the amount of content we pack in. In fact, it's not just content, it's amazing value. Thanks for listening!To get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to another week of LAPS episodes, guys! Luke is back after some time away and he's telling stories about little critters making big smells.Elsewhere, they're asking that age-old question: What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cos he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete is joined by backroom Stak legend Charlie 'he'll bite anyone's finger if the price is right' Morgan for a chat about life, love and battery brands.Luke's back next week, so get your questions in now - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete's joined by Abroad In Japan's Chris Broad for one episode only (well, two if you count the last time he was on) and they talk all things plague chipmunks and forbidden Japanese inky balls.Get in touch over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and you could have your beautifully crafted email read out in 2023!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We bloody would!In this show, Pete and Marc and Chris forget to talk about batteries, and instead shamelessly hawk tickets to the very best Stak.london shows at this years' London Podcast Festival. Come down, you pigs! https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26928/26929 - Wrestle Mehttps://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26942/26943 - Clash of the titles...Hello@LukeandPeteshow.com for all your messages and queries.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guest star Vithushan Ehantharajah from the Football Ramble kindly joins an ailing Pete for a bit of Luke and Pete show fun.... LIVE FROM JAPAN!We talk all things Olympics, all things convenience stores and whether you can truly trust a store that has a tiny cardboard policeman guarding its wares.Oh, and Pete's got an update on his driving test. Could only happen to him, the daft prick. (Yes this is Pete writing about himself in the third person.)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show, it's time for some overdue Olympics chat. What event would Pete partake in if he had to give himself the best chance of qualifying for the games? Tune in to find out.The boys also talk at length about their appearance, how Amazon shops actually work and of course take in a whole new raft of your battery suggestions, emails and other correspondence. Have a great weekend and we'll see you on Monday!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello and a very warm welcome to another episode of the Luke and Pete Show! Today, Pete is back from a trip to the races and a visit to the beautiful city of York, although he doesn't appear to have learnt a huge amount about it. The boys also find time to talk about ultramarathons, which is interesting as neither of them will ever find the time to actually do one, obviously. Elsewhere, there's temperature chat, dishwashers, microwaves, and plenty more besides, including your emails. To join in with this nonsense, hit us up: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy Thursday, PALS! Today's episode is all about chatting to people in shops, working out the best way to escape mosquito bites, listening to a man from Wrexham, and the legendary Games Workshop. There's also a chilling story of a listener being let down by the great Tom Cruise, so stick around for that. If you've ever been let down by a celebrity, we want to know about it. Email us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hierarchy of his new neighbourhood, Luke regales us about how he bumped into an old friend, and we learn all about house burglaries. Elsewhere, there's the incredibly exciting news that Pete went for a swim in the sea and actually survived to tell the tale!To get in touch with your tales of derring-do, or just to ask us a question, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the artwork on rides at travelling funfairs, reminiscing about their time spent at amusement arcades, and talking about their favourite brands of bread.There's also time for more of that classic question you ask your mates in the pub - what job would you have if you lived in a medieval village?Send your battery brands/nonsense/offers of the freedom of various cities here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something that naturally already has him comparing himself to the world's most famous carpenter. Will his house fall down at some point? Almost certainly.Elsewhere, the chaps marvel at Tom Cruise's minerals, there's some chat about the Bezos v Branson war that nobody asked for, and we hear from a listener that gave competitive eating a go just for a laugh. How did he get on? Tune in to find out...To get in touch, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and we'd love to hear from you!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating snack.We also have time for our favourite NEW PLAYER yet, how to survive eating lethal plants, and a very misleading email...GET STUCK IN!Have you ever eaten a poisonous plant? Or actually seen a celebrity shopping in a garden centre? You know who to tell. GET IN TOUCH by dropping us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or on our Instagram/Twitter pages @lukeandpeteshow.Produced by Natalie Wilson.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.