The Luke And Pete Show

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been a tough one. We’ve also got plenty of time for monster truck drag racing, sandy sandwiches and some fan mail from an incredibly enthusiastic parrot. Your standard dose of nonsense… and then some.This week we want to know...what's the biggest item your dad owns? Get in touch via email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or on social media at @lukeandpeteshow!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, Luke shares fascinating news surrounding NASA’s new helicopter flying on Mars, while Pete is more interested in Tesla rear ends and vehicles that can open their own arse. We’ve also got time for bond villain emails, fabricated personal assistants, boss keys AND battery brands for you. What more could you ask for?If you're enjoying our shows, go and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, n00b-pwner Pete Donaldson shares all about his recent trip to the pub after spending the entirety of lockdown flirting with Tyskie cans and the boys discuss everything from scary dream scenarios to fizzy milk fiascos. Elsewhere, Luke’s got some arousing t-rex trivia for us, we explore some NSFW artwork from the Mario galaxy and Pete unveils exclusive PUBG secrets. Don’t miss out!Got any exclusive news about video game maps or some sexy dinosaur quiz questions for us? You know what to do. Drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or send a cheeky message to our Instagram and Twitter pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke shares an update on his lockdown personal training plans, meanwhile Pete takes us on a turbulent trip through his recent flight simulator journeys. Elsewhere, the game is on FIRE as we see two new players enter, before Aussie Pete gets in touch and the real Donaldson tells us all about the contents of his garage. What more could you want?We want to hear from YOU! Get in touch over on our Instagram and Twitter @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email to be in with a chance of hearing it read on the show - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.Oh - and while you're at it, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do nicely. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, punk Pete Donaldson gets ready for his very first driving lesson in a Formula 1 car, before the boys discuss the joys of pubs reopening without scotch egg and pitta bread restrictions. We’ve also got a Prince Philip tribute from Pete, Darth Vader toilet troubles from Luke and some handy freezer life hacks from a listener who really knows their onions. Don’t miss out!Get involved by sending us an exciting email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Or drop us a follow on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's episode, Pete dives into discussion about the most satisfying feelings in life, before Luke tells us what shoes to avoid wearing if you don't want to look old.Also on today's show, the boys share hacks on how to make it look like you're working when you're not, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Just two boys and a load of batteries - don't miss out!Get involved by dropping us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, or following us over on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Pete tells us all about the homemade steaks and professional haircuts he’s been giving his dogs over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke shares some very questionable news about a Florida man and his pickle. Strap yourselves in. Elsewhere, we chat all things Easter-related with burnt hot cross buns and bird poo-filled Creme Eggs, before tucking into some amusing emails about medieval memes. Just the usual stuff, really - don’t miss out!Get involved over on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!Oh, and leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big screen. We've also got battery brands, pastry sponsorships and a heated rant about not-so-self-made celebrities. GET STUCK IN!We love hearing from you so make sure you get in touch on our Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street. It’s not all doom and gloom though, as the Suez Canal, garden centres and big bums are also on the agenda.Get in touch on Twitter, or send us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjoyable feeling in the world is.We’ve also got new battery brands, steampunk stories and emergency ‘flashlights’, plus Luke gives us some tactical insight into how to master playing PUBG.Come and get involved! Send us an email with your latest nonsense stories over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, or get in touch on our buzzing Twitter/Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Thanks!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the rather unappetising elements of the 1904 Olympics. That's not all - there are giant men on Luke's roof, Pete's been stripping in public over the weekend and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly chocolate-y email. Get stuck in!We want to hear from you! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with some of your own weekly nonsense, or get involved on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious prawn ball ingredients...Elsewhere, we discuss jellyfish peeing etiquette and how to inject Minstrels before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.GET INVOLVED! Have you installed something bizarre into your car? Or discovered something unusual in a prawn ball? Let us know on social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!If you're enjoying the show, leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a model. Elsewhere, we review your generic Mum behaviours before the boys discuss their own, and a listener gets in touch with some exciting TV stories including their inspiring You’ve Been Framed debut. Don’t miss out!We want to hear your NEWS! Get involved and drop us a message over on Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow, or throw us an email - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!If you're enjoying the show, head over to Apple Podcasts and give us a review! 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole adventures. Elsewhere, Luke shares some more valuable life hacks and a listener gets in touch with news on how to polish your chocolates. Also on today’s show, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME... but there’s some controversy over this one. Get involved!Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or come and get involved on our social media - @lukeandpeteshow - where there's LOADS of extra content and laughs.This episode features a segment sponsored by American Express.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day...spoiler alert: imagine a *lot* of gelatine in the Thames. Elsewhere, we discuss life hacks, luxury dining for ducks and some incredible Skittles statistics. Don’t miss out!Do you have any interesting confectionary statistics for us? Or just general nonsense news? Get in touch on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!Oh - and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Hop on over to Apple Podcasts. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss the highs and lows of the crisp industry before Pete takes us to his palace, more commonly known as the ‘garage’, for a lesson on BBQs. Elsewhere, we talk about the correct etiquette for a staycation, a listener gets in touch about plane engine failures and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.Got any interesting crisp-based stories for us? Or maybe you've been a participant on Come Dine With Me and want to tell us your story - either way - GET INVOLVED! Drop us a message on Instagram or Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow or email us hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss plastic gloves, flaming fireballs and a stupendous amount of skittles before we take a trip down memory lane and into some dodgy workplace stories.Elsewhere, the boys chat all things DIY after Pete inherits a squeaky old park bench, and we make a final decision on who the real sidekick is. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with your latest funny news for the boys.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical chat involving a ‘real dog shit sandwich’.Also on today’s episode, we hear news about a man posting cash through random letterboxes, a testicle epidemic, and a slightly heated discussion about who the real sidekick is on the show. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with your latest funny news for the boys.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover making milky tea on Mars. Elsewhere, Luke tells us all about his school art class battles and we get to hear some exciting VPN updates from a listener in Shanghai. Don’t miss out!Get in touch with us via email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or drop us a message on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow's the handle! We love hearing from you (most of the time).If you've read down this far, make sure to drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Nothing less. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior design ideas.Elsewhere, Luke shares news on a shocking discovery about a 4-year chimpanzee war and we hear a heartwarming listener's story about taking plastic dinosaurs to the pub. Listen now!Got any exciting news for us? Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on social media @lukeandpeteshow!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.