The Luke And Pete Show

The boys are forward-rolling into today’s episode of The Luke and Pete Show as Pete illustrates his podcasting parkour skills. Meanwhile, Luke takes us on a rather chaotic trip down memory lane to discuss cars on fire, flying go-karts, and Street Fighter Remastered as two Dads participate in an epic childhood brawl. Elsewhere, the boys discuss their favourite arcade games and introduce all-new players to the battery championships before getting to some exciting emails...involving one listener’s incredibly overpriced scotch egg. Don’t miss out! Don’t miss out! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! On today's show, the boys discuss another bizarre discovery that washed up on an Australian beach. Also, Pete delineates the struggles of a doggy day trip to the petrol station. Elsewhere, Luke yet again takes to the director’s seat to chat all things film, before the boys consider their most common emotions - and why working from home makes them just a little less awkward. Also on today’s show, we cover lots of emails, including one involving a listener’s poo bandit investigation. And finally, there’s talk of The Luke and Pete Family Reunion Show making a debut after Pete’s long-lost relative turns up to do some plumbing.Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Luke’s back with turmeric stained fingers and he’s got something to say about Marc Haynes' impression of him on last week’s show. Meanwhile, Pete’s been playing with petrol and getting bullied by a particularly crafty salesman... Also on this episode: fried turkeys, mysterious metal structures and the theft of a Banksy. What a weekend it’s been!Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s Thursday, which means another dose of nonsense from The Luke and Pete Show! On today’s episode, Pete's joined by independent filmmaker, Youtuber and voice of the Abroad In Japan podcast, Chris Broad! From Yamagata to Hartlepool, the boys discuss rumours surrounding Pete’s secret Japanese family and what it takes to become a successful Youtuber. Meanwhile, Chris gives us a taste of his adventurous diet involving coffee, fried chicken, and the odd noodle sandwich...Elsewhere, we have some very exciting emails covering everything from popcorn fraud to the bizarre link between Star Trek: Voyager and Barack Obama’s presidential election. Don’t miss out!Have you ever eaten a meaty ice pop before? Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Luke's away for the day, so Pete's joined by comedy writer and Wrestle Me star, Marc Haynes! On this episode, we’re sitting down with a slice of Kendal Mint Cake and some Rum Babas to discuss phone calls with ghosts, how to harvest your screams, and why Heaven needs a Zoom doorbell. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about religious superdogs while Marc shares his big bucket list dreams alongside what *not* to do with a new PS5. Do you have any stories to scream about? Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete talk all things holy after the Pope blessed a certain unexpected Instagram photo earlier on this week. Elsewhere, Luke’s unleashed his inner movie buff as he discusses cliché film favourites, British bad guys and featuring on the big screen himself!Also on the show, we chat all about chemical elements, discover the three things people can watch endlessly without getting bored, and hear some very bizarre emails - think big meaty squirrels and a care home horror story with a twist. Enjoy!Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, the Chinese scooter is finally up and running as Pete’s figured out how to get it purring. Meanwhile, Luke’s discussing responsible lock picking and how after 3 long years of waiting - drum roll please! - a new battery brand has finally been discovered. Elsewhere, we get an interesting look into Luke’s own brand of childhood nostalgia with everything from neighbours arguments to cars on fire! Finally, the boys also discuss the potentially illegal relationships between all our favourite Mario characters. Join us!Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The boys are back with more nonsense chat in one firequacker of a show! On today’s episode, Pete has difficulties with his new moped and future dreams of the Isle of Man TT, while Luke talks celebrity steeplejacks and what it takes to do such an important job. Elsewhere, Luke teaches us how to fix a sick cat while Pete confesses to sharing his dog’s medication. And if you think that’s mad, wait until you hear what Pope Alexander VI got up to with his horses!This week we want to hear all of your weirdest animal stories! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, DJ Pete and Pato Banton-turned-Luke Moore are here to start your week off right! Pete tells us all about nipple collectors before the boys discuss the aftermath of a spicy US election and wave goodbye to ‘confirmed boozophile’ Donald Trump. Elsewhere, Luke shares the boys’ bedtime cuddling habits before reading some exciting emails: second-hand kitchens, exploding fingers, and one particularly destructive student’s school report! What were you like in school? We want to know - email us your school reports at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s Thursday again, which means the boys are back for another chat full of nonsense! Pete’s revving up to tell all about his recent CBT license and his dreams of a new motorbike, while Luke shares his experience on impressing girls with mad moped skills. We then get some vocal coaching lessons as Pete attempts to locate his inner Céline Dion. Elsewhere, after discovering the age in which people lose their passion for life, the boys search for what most matters to them. Plus, one listener shares all about a fishy supermarket fiasco involving *very* unexpected contents of a Quality Street tin. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete are parenting - or at least attempting to - as we chat all things birth-related, with rugby players delivering babies as well as the ins and outs of umbilical cords. Also, Pete’s belly button makes a surprise guest appearance! The boys then have a mammoth of a discussion surrounding melting glaciers, spear-throwing devices, and ditching supermarket frozen foods for preserved glacial animals. Also on the show, a storm of emails featuring head injuries, rat pits, and an Aladdin's lamp replica. All in all, prepare for an eclectic mix of utter rubbish.Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, Luke put on his NASA hat as he discusses the current asteroid over-probing pandemic. The boys then talk capital punishment and whether or not heinous crimes such as pooing into McDonald’s bags should carry such a penalty. Finally, we explore airport conspiracy theories and sour cream sauce entrepreneurs. All this topped off by Luke MILKING a story of his days working in ASDA’s dairy aisle.Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, we hear about Luke’s pumpkin exploits and we get stuck into some special boat service chat. We also hear what’s been described as ‘the most depressing email ever’ from a listener who’s been operated on by a vet and Pete’s got some horrific admissions about what he’s been doing with superglue. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, Luke rinses Pete for his truly shocking dietary habits. The boys discuss the focus on black pain in various provider’s Black History Month collections. They also examine the slippery slope that is QAnon and debate what exactly drives people to believe such outlandish conspiracy theories.Plus, Luke and Pete debate the ethics of getting pissed at work and finish strong with strange (and accurate!) taxidermy animals. And Pete wants everyone to look up gibbons. Obviously.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Pete endures public shaming for his more questionable online purchases, including a realistic latex mask of an old man that did not arrive as pictured! The boys also talk the finer points of Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen, critique some of its shocking cockney accents and dissect Luke’s movie night ritual.Also on the show, emails galore! One listener sparks a discussion about the exorbitant prices of dog knee surgery and there is a disconcerting amount of chat surrounding figures of authority sniffing teenagers' hands…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Doctor Donaldson and Professor Moore are here to enlighten you with more profound interrogations of the world around us. As Stan the t-rex skeleton is sold to a private collector, what are the chances he will end up at a London car boot? What is the true etymology of ‘awooga’? And why did Kim Jong-un burst into tears this week?If the late Cretaceous period is a little before your time, the chaps revisit 90s TV classics Gladiators and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. There is also an email from a man who is allergic to his own surname. Settle in for a cracking show!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! Pete explains how he ended up concealing sixty wrestling figures in a farmer's field after a bizarre car boot shopping spree at the weekend. There are also more tales of work truancy and the pair dream up a Youtube channel for Luke’s dad that would quite simply be the most wholesome thing on the internet.Plus, they discuss how Buster Bloodvessel came to live on a narrowboat.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Luke and Pete are back with a particularly poo-heavy half hour. Luke marvels at cats’ theatrics when doing their business, while Pete outlines his dog’s peculiar case of constipation. Luke tries to rescue proceedings by probing Pete’s die-hard love for steampunk. The pair also reminisce about celebrity visitors at school, with Pete momentarily convinced that the Pope once came to Hartlepool. But one emailer recounts a far, far better cameo than that.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With grand piano and candelabra on hand, Luke and Pete talk pop culture divas. There’s also more chat about unnervingly effective sniffer dogs - and what exactly would Pete sniff out if he had a more powerful nose. Pete also tells of his extremely unlucky quest for a drink and the boys discuss some more cracking dildo-themed emails.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s episode, Pete talks about a group of railway workers who got caught red handed making a man cave at work. Meanwhile, Luke explains why he’s reluctant to use a Kindle and we celebrate the news about dogs with the ability to detect covid. Also on the show, we explain the concept of meat raffles and reminisce about the classic noughties documentary ‘Britain’s Toughest Pub’.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.