Ask Mom & Spawn

In this week's episode, we talk about this amazing new thing called the TELEPHONE! It's amazing when it comes to long distance friendships! Plus, foot fetishes. Never a dull day.  Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this special Mother's Day episode, CJM and Spawn debate what love is, and also answer your questions about dumping your sexless relationship, confronting your foot-fetish porn buying S/O, and more. Plus, Kate teases Mom about wedding dates, dresses, and grandspawn. Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this week's episode, Mom & Spawn tackle your questions about grieving the death of your fiancé and why it's okay to kill people who dump you over text. Plus, #CrazyJewishMom is now #HelicopterMomHomes, realtor-extraordinare! Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this week's episode, @ConstantlyGus teaches the ladies what chuckle fuckers are. Also, good dick isn't hard to find, inviting people to watch Game of Thrones a.k.a snow porn, and how to deal with toxic bosses. Plus, Passover plagues and Greek Easter - Oppa! Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn say the surefire way to convince someone to move to NYC is to bring them Zabars — or at least a decent bagel. Plus, advice on trusting your S/O and hormonal teens. Also, is inappropriate groping a dating deal breaker? Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom says "Have Sex on the Weekends!" when you're too tired to do it after work. Plus, she denies pegging people in a park. Also, college applications, work relationships, and a guest appearance from Alexander Pantherton. Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom gives out her Passover advice and discloses her favorite plague. Plus, the ladies rant about alcoholic bedwetter exes, and give advice on the amount of children you should have (whatever you want!) and life after hormones. Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this week's episode, @ConstantlyGus joins Mom & Spawn and teaches us about "finger blasting" and why you should go for the threesome. Also, Gus went to NYU so he can find you a nice Jewish girl! Plus, solving America's problems and why CJM needs a wedding NOW. Tune in every Sunday @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying!

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom tells Kate that she's joining her on her honeymoon (which obviously didn't go over too well with Kate). Plus, spice up the NYC marathon with some rollerblading, not all women won't date short men, plus a special announcement! Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, Mom & Spawn answer questions about whether or not you should wait for your BF to propose after YEARS, meeting friends, and getting back with your Ex. Plus, how to deal with Insta-famous sexual predators (call them out!) and Aunt Dolores chimes in. Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, Mom and Spawn talk about how they love Cardi B, plus give actual advice on dealing with heartbreak, engagement rings, and when your ex reaches out. Plus, take care of your mother when she's hurt. Don't sneak crushed Xanax into her yogurt. Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, Mom and Spawn give advice on how to not fear dating and why it's okay to take your dream job. Plus the ladies extol the virtues of background checks. Like, do you want to accidentally date the next Ted Bundy? Plus more wedding talk (sigh). Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about anal bleaching, how to get over someone's B.O. when you're dating them, and how Hostess clubs are not okay for committed men. Plus, Kate pleads for people to stop asking about her wedding and her friend joins the live! Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, we celebrate Kate's birthday — and the day @CrazyJewishMom was ripped open like a cantaloupe! Plus the ladies give advice dealing with anti-semitism & lying exes. Also, this week's background check involves actual catfishing. Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered! Our Sponsor, BeenVerified: http://bit.ly/CJMiphone

In this week's episode, the ladies give a ton of "Career First, Penis Second" advice, plus why you should run away from your unmotivated, novel-writing, and bird-loving boyfriend who isn't helping your aspirations. Also, @CrazyJewishMom will NEVER plan Kate's wedding! Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom talks thrupples, male strippers, and how Kate's wedding is THEIR wedding. Plus, advice on apathetic boyfriends, bullying, and education first, penis second for all going-to-be high schoolers! Also, Golden Globes wedding inspo! Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered! Our Sponsor, BeenVerified: http://bit.ly/CJMiphone

In this week's episode, the ladies give out loads of great advice—don't get your (man)meat where you get your bread & butter, don't give up on a relationship because of distance, and more. Plus Kate is vomiting tannins and proceeds to torture her mother over the wedding. Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, Kate is trying to get her house on Law & Order SVU — plus an idea for an episode! Plus, the ladies give advice on how to balance motherhood and a job, and CJM goes on a Facebook sex toy rant! Also Adeel Risvi is Mark Zuckerberg? Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!

In this week's episode, Kate talks about her recent trip to Israel, where she learned about the politics, the culture, and humping a giant SodaStream bottle at their factory. Plus, they give advice on what to do when falling for a friend and Kate has MANY giggling fits. Tune in live on Sundays @5PM ET on @AskMomAndSpawn for our advice sessions! Want us to run a BeenVerified sponsored background check on someone YOU'RE dating? DM @AskMomandSpawn to be considered!