Robin Banks & The Worst Of The Hi Fm Morning Show

It's the very last "WORST of Robin and Jonny". This is the last time we will waste your life. This week: Robin spots a weird thing about putting on lip balm… should your commute be part of your working day?… Jonny finds audio from Robin on the radio in 1996!!… The Robin Banks Etiquette Test… Jonny's first appearance on the radio at 8 years old… a guy calls who remembers listening to Robin in 1996 on Kiss 100… Robin complains about the trouble with selling stuff online… behind the scenes producing Calm Larry… the guy’s chat about afternoon naps… why can't you rate these on Trustpilot?... a stalker story that makes Robin think of Jonny… Robin and Jonny are definitely not invited to this Omani wedding… why Robin has a collection of pineapples… Robin talks about “rucking”… Calm Larry's wife sets the record straight… do you let your child use their device at dinner?... they really are listening!… how Jonny met a woman on a flight… we spend 47 days in our lives doing this… what Spotify

Robin explains to Jonny what ‘Next Please’ means when selling online … the new Jurassic Park movie…. the Mars Perseverance Rover has an update… Jonny tries “Mingle Bingo” with Robin… the guys decide how Jonny will handle losing his voice on the show… what Jonny is blaming Rachel Chew for now… Robin solves a parenting problem… Robin and Jonny check out WILL.I.AM's new A.I radio station… the guys remember the Ice Bucket Challenge… what Robin & Jonny want to be buried with… what personality types are Robin & Jonny?... Calm Larry's side hustle… Ryan Seacrest was talking about Rachel Chew on his show… Robin remembers what a stalker wanted to do to him… Robin calls a listener to find out if he still tunes into the show… Robin is in a quandary because of a Hala FM presenter… was Jonny in the wrong when he disputed his restaurant bill?… the biggest diamond ever found… why Robin doesn't write much in greetings cards… Robin is changing his number and it's proving a nightmare… Lego will now be eco-fr

there's now a ‘tech retreat’ you can go to… Robin and Jonny swap phones… Jonny's best man speech… the funniest jokes from the recent Edinburgh Fringe Comedy Festival… why did this woman not predict her house fire?... ChatGPT roasts Robin's Insta feed… the most pointless thing on an airplane… why Jonny's friends lie to him… ChatGPT roasts Jonny's Insta feed… Robin met a famous world chess champion… Sabrina Carpenter is single again… the new world’s oldest person… the hobbies the ladies hate in men… which one of the guys doesn't always wash his feet in the shower?… Jamie Cawdell comes in to tell a joke about a talking duck… Robin proves he was right about something… why Robin's wife is one lucky girl… is it really Shakespeare though?… Robin and Jonny feel very sorry for teachers… she’s got the worlds widest tongue… you know you're going to have a bad day by this exact time of day… men - do this simple thing and live longer… do you thank artificial intelligence like Robin does… the joke Jo

The newly sports added to the Olympics… Robin hurt his neck… Robin tells a secret that all men do… Robin gets the radio station name wrong… Robin reveals a secret function of a toaster… Robin and Jonny do Face Yoga… Jonny's glad he doesn't live in medieval times… the guys chat about private detectives… the worst first messages you can send on dating apps… Snoop Dogg at the Olympics… do all messages really need one of these?… Jonny discovers he's quite good at jumping… have Robin and Jonny got Rizz?… Robin wrote a theme for the Olympics… why Jonny has changed his location on his dating app, to Paris?… zapping the brain with electricity helps with this… men, do you find your friend’s partner attractive?… which bit of last week’s podcast did this person message about?… who's holding up the NSYNC reunion? Jonny once knew a person who did this with her cat… half of people would quit their job to become this… what really made Robert Downey Jr come back to the Avengers franchise? how much did

how old is ‘middle aged’?… the little things in life that make us happy… Robin and Jonny didn't get any sleep… Jonny's true financial situation… what did Robin do to Jonny that would shock you?… Jonny's philosophy on packing his suitcase… Jonny is precious about his coffee… this is now an Olympic sport… Calm Larry is running for president… a guy broke into a car with a frozen steak… how long did Robin spend at the ROP (police) station?… why you should leave it a week before you unpack from a holiday… Jonny's big bathroom break… let's introduce cheesy insults… the guy’s chat about food waste… what do you say when someone knocks on the bathroom door?… Jonny's very VERY boring story that even Robin is bored about… Robin tries to catch Jonny with a trick… How likely is it that you've interacted with one of these… the guy’s chat about cats and cucumbers… why football fans threw fish on the pitch… a third of us think we have a way to do this… the Taylor Swift historians… would you rather adm

Jonny was recognised boarding a flight… the best bad jokes of all time (just the normal material then eh??)… the top 10 celebrity friends we all want… Microsoft are back as the most profitable company… people are travelling to Dubai for this epic food… Jonny's first date… Jonny falls asleep while on air… Robin tells us something that will change how you go shopping… what Billie Eilish lost when she became famous… Jonny's random chatter about white coats… Robin's secret to living longer… if you could change your eye colour, would you?… is it right for celebrities to work a normal job to surprise fans?… crazy reason a woman sued her boyfriend… Jonny made an “album” when he was 14 and he plays some of the songs… the age you start feeling older than you are… does Jonny have these great characteristics… Jonny's tip for a cooler sleep… ‘Pebbling’ is the new relationship term… you're a love cheat if you wear any of these colognes… the miracle question to change your life… what the French are thr

how often do you go to work exhausted?… why Robin is sick of Oman!!… the guys test an A.I. punchline generator… Hi FM’s Jamie Cawdell tried to pick up the manager at a restaurant… Jonny's advice for how to get your partner to calm down… update on the man who got the first Neuralink brain implant… why airlines should hire attractive people… Robin checks the Hi FM computer system for some audio… Jonny explains some financial terms… Jonny wants to compliment a stranger… do you believe in true love?… the world’s first poop museum… Calm Larry's childhood… Jonny makes fun of himself… what kids want to be when they're older compared to 20 years ago… you'll soon be able to get advice from your future self… how you can get Robin’s DNA results…. it turns out Mario is a real man, and he wasn't a plumber… what lie do you tell most often?… Jonny criticizes a feature on the new iOS18… Jonny's tips for flying with a baby… Robin knows why this thief returned the stolen item 44 years later… Rihanna is l

Would you buy Robin and Jonny merchandise?… researchers are reminding us of healthy things… Jonny is wrong about a word… the time Robin got caught peeing in public by the police… Robin is a pizza expert… when was the last time Robin played Hide and Seek?... do you take free samples?… Jonny's 39-minute song experiment… Calm Larry was called by the police… where is Jonny going on holiday?... what your favourite movie genre says about you?… Jonny is insistent that “deplane” isn't a word… criminals who disguised animals as what… what would Robin have done in this parenting situation?... Calm Larry feels claustrophobic… why is Lizzo mocked by South Park?.... the guy talk about the big boss Eihab… Jonny's bit about chickens falls apart… the phenomenon of stress bragging… Jonny introduces Robin to “Jonny Jonny, Yes Papa”… do you really need your beauty sleep?… what everyday things count as exercise?... Calm Larry went to a museum… the worst things you can do at work… a very chatty taxi driver

Jonny talks about Celine Dion’s documentary… what’s Robin’s bank card PIN?… are you prepared for an emergency?… an orangutan used plants to do this… Robin tells us the Sandwich Method of getting dressed… Robin's fascinating fact about your eyesight… that's sooooo Canadian… Jonny makes the worst audio production ever… thing we do in hotel rooms but never at home… Katy Perry is leaving American Idol… why Robin + Jonny are where they are in their careers… a lady wants to hire Robin and Jonny for her coffee shop… the worlds widest wig… 7 new emojis are coming

women are better at this than men… children are the biggest gossips… cooking with Jonny… thieves stole a woman’s Ghostbuster’s car… Jonny wants to be an “invigilator”… the guys test the phone system… Calm Larry tries to sell some things… do you have an ‘accidental’ boss?... the internet is good for your mental health… HARD TALK, is a taco a sandwich?… world’s number 1 golfer was arrested… a lady abusing her identical twin … the solution to small talk with your barber… men who wear these colours are angrier and more aggressive… a guy calls for advice on the hot Oman summer… Robin’s philosophical question of the week… do you choose toys for your children based on this?... Jonny is no longer cool… Jonny's crazy dream about Robin and a few random listeners… why the French are telling drivers to ‘drive like a woman’… Jonny has an idea how Zayn can contact his One Direction band mates… has Rachel Chew got a new dog?... Calm Larry hosts a party… Jonny called his old boss ‘babe’… the guys get

an update on Shakira's tax investigation… do we really learn from our mistakes?… the new AI dating feature… Robin steals Jonny's pens… why Robin can't move back to this place in the UK… the guys call a random woman that Jonny promised… great news for short men… Robin's now an AirPods guy... the guys will soon broadcast to the whales… the world’s biggest Tourist Traps… Robin's dream job Robin has become something he used to hate… things that have a 0% chance of happening in the next 50 years… Calm Larry watched a Bond movie… couples who communicate on social media… Robin and Jonny chat about their sleep techniques… Jonny's ground-breaking visual bit to guess the songs from the pictures… Nintendo’s next game console… do you press your snooze button and fight to get up in the morning?… what animal wraps its tongue around it's brain?… IRONY ALERT!! - Jonny screws up a bit about what you should do to get a job… the German soldier who couldn't surrender… Robin says something nice about the

Jonny makes fun of Robin's laugh… Robin had a reverse argument… watching this is good for your mental health… Robin's awkward barber moment … what is the maximum human life span… Jonny was out and mistaken for Robin… the guys make up some super cool terms to use… Robin and Jonny admit to “tolerating” each other… Jonny hypnotises Robin … the perfect amount of time you should be sitting, standing and sleeping… should be you be allowed to order from the kid’s menu…. Robin & Jonny chat about the problem with WhatsApp voice notes… what you should complement in someone else's house… Jonny talks about concrete… the sound of this will kill you… when is it okay to steal?… have you heard the one about the man in Ghana?... Robin and Jonny argue about the floordrobe… the perfect hotel must haves… Robin reenacts what women do when they date Jonny… Robin's awesome sounding car… the dental implants a dentist put in a man’s brain… the hardest balloon animal to make… audio effects are coming to phones s

are you a backseat driver?… Robin freaked himself out in bed… the guys argue about whether you should (or shouldn’t) wash new clothes before wearing them… a girl can't get a job because of her name… do you want an organised work environment but can't be bothered?… Robin has been thinking about a woman is Muscat that isn't his wife… Jonny tells Princess Charlotte’s favourite joke… Robin and Jonny both get a message from their biggest fan… Robin’s highbrow + expensive water is pooh free… Jonny's mind blowing and thought provoking questions… a flamethrowing robot dog… a watch was recovered from the Titanic… this is the perfect movie length… a listener wants marriage advice from the guys… Jonny completely messes up a joke… Robin remembers his childhood house phone number… everyday irritations… Calm Larry bought a yacht… why ‘twitching’ (bird watching) is good for you… the woman who got her hand trapped in a toilet… why we should all be more like toddlers… which Spice Girl did Jonny like?...

Jonny feels a bit ill… this listener has a cure for the common cold, but Robin thinks it’s stupid… Robin has an apology for his wife… Jonny asks Robin a question but doesn't like RB’s answer… what’s your biggest mistake in life?... Calm Larry asks the big boss for a raise… Robin is a top contributor to this Facebook group… would you give up your phone in a restaurant for a perk?… Jonny transports you and Robin to his new pizza restaurant in Italy… Men are talking about this too much on dating apps… Jonny's latest rubbish social media follow… Robin and Jonny are both a pain to work with… Robin and Jonny improve your sleep… Jonny nearly insults Robin’s wife...again… Robin’s genius new idea to get more people to call Hi FM… is the 5 second rule truth or a myth?… Jonny knows what Robin obituary will be… the guy with a tree growing inside him… why you need to stop paying for things with your card… the new TV show about Robin’s hair… is bribing kids good… Tim Hortons told thousands of people th

can you teach an old dog new tricks… Robin’s friend got Botox… the guy’s chat about condiments… we accidentally eat this many insects each year… the new A.I. beauty contest… Robin explains how an auction works… what happened at the Titanic museum… how many unread emails does Robin have?… what would you have on your robot hand if you had one?… J-Lo has renamed her tour… the new Margot Robbie movie based on this board game… Jonny complains about the wonderful meal he had… your car spends 95 percent of its time here… Tom Cruise bakes cakes… what's healthier, toasted or untoasted bread?… Jonny's cool on this day feature… Jonny was recognised in another country… what Jonny misses about the old days of social media.. Can Jonny keep silent during Robin’s chat about ‘speech fasting’?… Jonny teaches Robin a word he's never heard before… why a normal 9-5 job is good for you… the guy who hung his own painting at a museum… Robin is a super see'er… when does the lying stop in relationships… Will an

Jonny stole a present that was for Robin… how old is the internet?... Mercury is in retrograde… Jonny realizes it's April Fool’s Day… jobs that are most likely to make someone a relationship cheat… how the sperm whale saved it's young against a killer whale… why Jonny was annoyed that he was recognized… a listener comes in to ask for a job… the CEO of Boeing is stepping down… the emojis that confuse older people… the world’s richest cat… Robin has 2 sentences to use to get your child to always tell the truth… Robin questions where Jonny gets his show material from… Jonny’s sound financial advice… the most relaxing sounds… why this teacher was fired… why it's important stretch… Will Smith says this doesn't make him happier anymore… what age group is most optimistic… you'll feel older if you do this… cojoined twin that got married… the guys get all technical and start messing with the audio… teacher’s genius way of catching cheats… is this guy a psycho or the best dad ever?… Robin’s infu

the guys talk about the massive new TV… a dude calls who sounds like he's in a bird sanctuary… Jonny got angry at Jebal Shams?… Robin tries to guess the real perfume from the fake one… A crazy thing happened to Robin at a petrol station… Jonny's best bits never make the radio show…. what were Robin and Jonny's dream jobs growing up?… the guys chat about wigs… the Irish navy had one job… Jonny got Google's A.I to write a dating profile… you're using LinkedIn incorrectly… Robin calls a listener who was snooping on Jonny… Robin likens Jonny to Donald Trump… Jonny got annoyed with some tourists… Robin and Jonny talk about Robin’s mental moment… Robin admits to a prank he was going to play on Jonny… why we should move away from traditional baby names… are these museums real or not… women spend half of their day doing this… Ariana Grande's granny… the artists that help you focus whilst driving… a handwashing lie detector… Robin sold his Porsche… There’s a new sport in town… the one thing you

Jonny noticed this was missing from the Hi FM office… the guys chat about the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight… they broke into Jamie Cawdell’s house… are you cool?... Calm Larry has long arms… half of ladies say this is the only “me time” they get… Jonny tests Robin on his music knowledge… Rachel Chew's impressive car impression… the Hi FM Cafe is opening… what a passenger threw into the engine of a plane… why Adele fans were sad… the best way to deal with stress… Jonny's kettle conspiracy theory… why Oprah has quit Weight Watchers… it's Gym Cliff week… the leap day proposal that went wrong… why Apple have been fined a huge amount… what time should kids go to bed?… Jonny tried to impress someone, but (of course) it backfired… Calm Larry's advice for Ramadan… what Bradley Cooper said about his daughter… what one thing would you save from a burning house… Jonny tells Robin a story while he's in the bath… when you’re most likely to lie… what hiring managers say about young people today… c

don't drink coffee in the morning… Jonny's House Cleaning Services LLC… Fyre Festival 2 is actually happening!!… it's Calm Larry’s birthday… a caller tells Jonny to clean his house… the guys disagree about crumby butter… the 91-year-old President of Cameroon… Robin reckons he was easy to work with in his heyday… what does ChatGPT say about Robin and Jonny… are you DJ Khaled level of famous?... please never do this when you're shopping, or you'll get Robin and Jonny after you… the top unlucky things that will happen to you this year… Sean Combs is being sued… who lets themselves go more after marriage, men or women?… when do you wish someone a happy weekend?... Calm Larry is tired… surely you don't work out in bed???… how long can you handle a work meeting over video… has Jonny ripped his sexy jacket… Robin knows why Covid babies are healthier now… comfort food or gourmet food? What’s best… Jonny falls over… Robin hates eating noises and this thing… what are the top business's you shou

Jonny is convinced he had Covid again… everyday struggles that we should have solved by now… Nike is letting go of employees… how you can skip working out during the week… the new robot that can apply eyelashes… the new rule for Mount Everest… why a guy stepped over Jonny… Jonny's ex is moving to Oman… Calm Larry's wife apologised… the guys absolutely rip into Hi FM's Rachel Chew… Jonny explains how to make your voice more attractive… why Jonny's annoyed by car adverts… the time Jonny proposed to a girl… how to become a legit 'Baron'… Jonny tests Robin to see if he is a real man… how to help your marriage if you're having problems… what's on Messi's motivational playlist?… do Rachel and Robin know the same person who doesn’t listen to Hi FM… Jonny's bladder problems… smart camera company has a "disappointing" security incident… the guys chat about souvenirs… a woman trained her dog with Harry Potter spells… the guys argue about how to write the letter E… Calm Larry talks about what to d