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If a dude dressed like a cat, how much do you REALLY want to know? Would this film carry the same weight if it was titled 'Captain America: Family Feud'? Are we Team Cap or Team Iron Man? This week, we duke it out like only superheroes can in the Russo Brothers Marvel family drama from 2016, Captain America: Civil War! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Kwesi Phillips (@akayaday) Defense: Maddy Vonhoff (@maddyvonhoff) Roasters: Pepper Hambrick & Ian Coleman Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson A big thank you to our Patrons that keep our roasters toasting: Timothy Duryea & Kacie Rahm --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

*NOTE: This is meant to be played alongside National Treasure as a commentary track. If you listen to it by itself, you may be incredibly bored. You've been warned! Welcome to 24 FPS Drinkalongs, the watchalong that roasts the films we love most! This month, we clue-hunt through American history and drink along to National Treasure, and we're watching it on Netflix! To make sure you catch our monthly Drinkalongs, support 24 Flames on Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod The drinkers this month: Kwesi Phillips (@akayaday), Rob Paulson (@retirementwa), and Kevin Conner (@kevnconner). National Treasure Drinking Game: Sip your drink when: - Someone says "Declaration" - A new clue is discovered - Someone says "Freemasons" - Nic Cage enters a landmark/government building Chug your drink when: - Someone says "Declaration of Independence" Also: you may be wondering why this Drinkalong is public? This first Drinkalong will remain public forever, so you can share with friends and get an --- Support this pod

Just how long was Phil trapped in Groundhog Day? If Phil is Buddha, does that make the groundhog Jesus? How many types of insurance are there? This week, we live through the quintessential rodent-centric Bill Murray time travel classic, the 1993 Groundhog Day! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Reilley Scott Roasters: Ben Scott & Jacob Foltz Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/24flamespod Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson Check out Jacob's podcast, B2B Films, here: https://apple.co/2FydP1E --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Can you guess why he's named Dr. King Schultz? What would YOUR teeth look like if you lived in a place called "Candyland"? Did Leo deserve the Oscar that year? This week, we brush up on our German fairytales and saddle up for the 2012 Quentin Tarantino Western superhero shoot 'em up, Django Unchained! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Russell Hay & Scott Calvert Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Is Jafar the original Men's Rights Activist? Is "A Whole New World" just "Can You Feel The Love Tonight", but worse? How much Robin Williams is TOO MUCH Robin Williams? We hop aboard our magic carpets and venture into Arabia on the hunt for the Cave of Wonders in 1992's Middle Eastern Disney classic, Aladdin! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Maddy Vonhoff Roaster: Rob Paulson Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Is Tommy Wiseau man, alien, or vampire? Where's all his money come from? Anyway, how's your sex life? We keep the hits rolling and we pull our comments out of our pockets to talk about the real Hollywood movies, Tommy Wiseau's The Room and James Franco's The Disaster Artist! Oh hai, listeners! As promised here's a link to The Room video game: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307 This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Ian Coleman Roasters: Brian Toews & Reilley Scott Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Did video kill the porno star? Do YOU got the touch? What does it feel like to get curb-stomped by roller skates? On our first episode of 2018, we penetrate Paul Thomas Anderson's 70's/80's porn extravaganza film, Boogie Nights! Here's to new beginnings! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Abby Cooke Roasters: Pepper Hambrick & Kacie Rahm Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Do snowflakes have atmosphere? If your heart grows three sizes at once, should you see a doctor? Where are you, Christmasssss? On this episode, we roast the veritable beast that is the 2000 tiny-nosed anti-Christmas film, How The Grinch Stole Christmas! This is the final episode of 2017, thanks for a great first half of our first year! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Mario Orallo & Ian Coleman Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

What kind of parents name their children: "Grover Dill" and "Scut Farkas"? Would Will abandon his friend, Kwesi, if his tongue was stuck to a flagpole? Did Randy ever put his arms down AGAIN? On this episode, we get our collective tongues stuck to the flagpole that is the quintessential 1983 childhood gun-tastic Christmas film, A Christmas Story! Happy holidays from 24 Flames Per Second! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Scott Calvert Roasters: Pepper Hambrick & Kwesi Phillips Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

How would you react if you found out your father was a space-Hitler wizard? Do they serve Colt .45 malt liquor in Cloud City? If you can't handle Yoda at his worst, do you deserve him at his best? On this episode, we split from our friends for the Dagobah systems that lurks amidst the 1980 spoiler-tastic follow-up to your favorite space western opera, Empire Strikes Back! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Sammi Firman Roasters: Cody Olsen & Reilley Scott Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Do you think Buddy got his steps in walking all the way from the North Pole to New York City? In what units does Santa measure Christmas cheer? What WAS that guy's favorite color? On this episode, we march hundreds of miles for the World's Best Cup Of Coffee that is the 2003 elf-man-baby Will Ferrell vehicle, Elf! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Amy Gang Roasters: Nate Sawtell & Ben Scott Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Are there child labor laws in Halloweentown? What is Sally made out of? What does St. Patrick's Day town look like? On this episode, we open up the holiday door in the nameless holiday forest that is the 1993 "Is it a Halloween or a Christmas movie?", A Nightmare Before Christmas! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Ian Coleman & Aaron Clark Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Can pets be your friends?? Do you know where YOUR magic poop scratch spot is? What was louder in this movie: Jake Gyllenhaal's voice -or- his outfit? On this episode, we shout "Okja!" loudly over and over repeatedly while running everywhere, chasing our best pet friend through the whole entire world in the 2016 takedown of all things meat, Okja! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Kevin Conner Defense: Maureen Armstrong Roasters: Brian Toews & Kwesi Phillips Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Is the actual main character in this movie... America?? How many ways to cook shrimp ARE there? Is life indeed, a box of chocolates? On this episode, we run, run, and run some more straight at the 1994 historical American rewritten history retrospective extravaganza the stigmatizes war, mental health, urination, and large gums, Forrest Gump! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Mario Orallo Roasters: Stefanie Malone & Kwesi Phillips Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

How far does a million dollars really go, how much can you REALLY buy with one million dollars? How many ways are there to skin a cat? Would you think that an FBI-agent-undercover-as-a-banker could do basic math - because 11 plus 6 still doesn't equal 18? On this episode, we cash in on the 1994 pro-capitalist Macintosh commercial marauding under the guise of a harmless coming-of-age film, Blank Check! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Rob Paulson Roasters: Amy Gang & Henry Russell Stoddard Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Do you think that maybe if the Frost Giants would have paid their power bills to Asgard that they would have just turned their lights back on for them? How long IS an Odinsleep? Maybe Odin lied to Loki his whole life because he thought, "Well, he's the God of mischief and maybe he just likes that sorta thing?" On this episode, we take the Bifrost straight to Odin's Asgardian front door, but stop by New Mexico on the way, with Kenneth Braunagh's 2011 majestical Norse fantasy, Thor! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Rob Paulson Defense: Dylan Gervais Roasters: Cody Olsen & Reilley Scott Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Do you believe in any of this voodoo bullshit? Is it a party foul to destroy the ONLY computer game in Antarctica? How fast does a dog have to run to outrun Norwegian gunfire? On this episode, we dissect the frozen carcass and subsequently destroy our own Antarctic base in John Carpenter's 1982 body snatcher thriller, The Thing! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Kacie Rahm & Ian Coleman Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Is the baby sick? How DO you cut up regular chickens? You find a disembodied head in the middle of the street, do you: A) take it to an eraser factory, or B) do literally anything else with it? On this episode, we cut up the tiny chickens and get with the sexy neighbor that is David Lynch's 1977 exploration of parenthood, Eraserhead! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Nate Sawtell Roasters: Abby Cooke & Brian Toews Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

Would you just give me a second to be scientific? Where did all the honeybees go? Hot dogs get a pretty bad rap, don't you think? On this episode, we flee from the city and into the plant-ridden countryside of M. Night Shyamalan's 2008 plant-murder contemporary killer, The Happening! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Ian Coleman Roasters: Reilley Scott & Sammi Firman Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support

How many birds hitting a window does it take to break glass? Is the worst first date ever a literal MURDER of crows? Would you drive an hour and a half up the California coast from San Francisco to deliver two specially ordered love birds as an elaborate revenge prank on this guy you barely even know, who you randomly met at a pet shop? On this episode, we linger outside a schoolhouse while crows assemble behind us and then sprint away from them down the road, the 1963 Alfred Hitchcock classic, The Birds! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Rob Paulson Roasters: Amy Gang & Pepper Hambrick Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/24flamespod Twitter: www.twitter.com/24flamespod Instagram: www.instagram.com/24flamespod Original theme music by Rob Paulson --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support