Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

RIP...again Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

the Moment has arrived Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!" holiday merch drop! http://www.spiteincorporated.com 

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

You're welcome. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing: EVERY INTERVIEW. EVERY EVICTION NOTICE. EVERY GARFFUCINNO. FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU... THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

AND acid splashed on her face!   BLACK FRIDAY MERCH DROP: SPITEINCORPORATED.COM 

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

yup. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

WE DO THE MASH. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

This dog is totally insane, you would love her Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Can YOU win their approval?! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?" Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com