Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

a FOURTH MCR concert?! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Imagine doing dabs with your dad Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Enjoy, fello' goffs!   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Oh god   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Sirancha's birthday means SIRANCHA IS IN CHARGE. GOD HELP US ALL.   Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud    TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?" Download the FREE one-page RPG by clicking here. Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy! Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com

Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call! 

A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

Sirancha cries in her ethics class, Asterios get VPN-pilled + we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!

We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!

Crypto Chatter! Sirancha pitches "Manties"! And the listeners take the Autism test.

It's our longest episode ever! One Piece Minute returns, we take an autism test live on air, Demi Lovato "apologizes" to a froyo place, and we interview the target market of Barbie movies: an eight year old girl! YOU CAN NOT MISS THIS ONE!!!

Sirancha tries for tradhood! Fat Families delivers huge! And our all-new segment: "Helping You Grow-kkinos with Asterios Kokkinos!"

Podcasting's greatest game show premieres! "Influencer Apology of the Week" returns! And "The Lard Police" are in town!

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