Meat Sweats: The Podcast

March 29th-31st was the bird city comedy festival in Phoenix, we got a hotel room, a bunch of beer, a bunch of chick-fil-a, and opened the door to all our favorite comedians. Like-cause my ego needs it, Comment-your kill fuck marry from the episode, Subscribe- its only gonna get better, dont you wanna say you were there from the start!

We have Raymond Man Howard in the stupartment today and it was that bitches birthday! Ray is one of the funniest comics in Arizona that has an easy bake oven, and yes gentlemen he is single. We went out with Ray for day 1 of his birthday weekend, Bill puked in Matt's car. Matt's a good friend and held Bill's hair. Follow Ray places, follow us places, we love you guys.

It was St Patrick's day last week for those of you who were blacked out. Matt found my pot of gold, and tried to start a cult. Our guest Chris Gillespie dropped an unknown substance and started calling people out when he could sit still enough. Bill left his keys in an uber and made Matt tip the driver for bringing them back, it was one of the sloppier sweats we have had in a while. Thank you all for listening you beautiful, dedicated, and brave souls! If you're in Phoenix this weekend check out one of the shows at the 3rd installment of the Bird City Comedy Festival tickets available at Birdcitycomedyfestival.com. Watch this episode on YouTube by searching Meat Sweats 29- St Patt's Meat!

We get aggressive with Bob Barker and a litany of other random shit in the sweatiest episode yet. Why? Cause we spent a bunch of money on a camera we barely know how to use. So with great pride and chubby belly's we will be releasing our first video of the sweat on Saturday, Featuring the handsome and hilarious Ben Anderson! (Sunday, be real Bill will probably fuck something up.) Thank you all for listening!

Various tech issues have been plaguing the stu-partment lately and we humbly apologize for the lateness of this weeks Sweat. Luckily, Dana Whissen rolled through and brought the heat! We played the Cult/Law School drinking game with weed for the first time, James Hetfield was heavily impersonated through song. Get a bong, at least 2 grams, and see if you can keep up!

Matt Micheletti graces the stu-partment with his presence for today's schvits (a Yiddish word for sweating on purpose). Bill outs himself as a concert hater, both the Matt's agree Bills a monster.

Matt Ziemak and Rory Monserat trekked across the unforgiving Arizona desert all the way from Tucson to be on the show today. Matt brought a ring but it had no power, the batteries were dead, Bill proved yet again he's the stupidest fat hobbit.

Matt had a bad day so Bill cheers him up today in the Sweat. No crocodiles were harmed in the making of this episode, but we went to an aquarium after and fucked up some stingrays. #RIPCrochunter

This week @RyanMalco is back from NYC and can't stop talking about butt stuff, Pastor Mike aka @KohnofSilence stops by to save our souls (miserably failing in the process). Bone appetit, meatheads!

We are late this week cause Bill started smoking dabs and lost his shit, apologies to all. We had a great time with one of the hardest working people in the game @GenevieveRice we talk voodoo, poor parental supervision, and a healthy curiosity of the macabre! Genevieve also is the brains behind Phoenix's very own Bird City comedy happening March 29-31 all over downtown, check it our @ birdcitycomedyfestival.com

Happy Valentines you beautiful sweaty animals. We have one of our many favorites for you tonight Brian Kearley! We talk about drugs, cats, yoyo's (the string kind not the diet kind) and van life its rad, and you already love it, drop us a rating or leave a review we would love to hear from you. Bill's mom keeps sending us emails with suggestions and I dont think we need a wacky sound effects on the show.

Its an old fashion mash up this weak in the Meat Sweats stupartment. Matt and Bill cleverly coxed the Ghost Boys @tristan_bowling and @timeslouroman with a trail of cheese leading from the entrance of the screamzone 43 miles to the sweat lodge known as Bills apartment, mostly genitals are discussed, #loumoonfucks

WARNING our guest this week uses the F word like you would use napkins while eating ribs, and we dont mean Fuck. David is a beautiful man and this is one of the darkest episodes we have recorded, enjoy, share, review, subscribe, send all hate mail to @daveykakes on twitter, he needs it for sustenance.

For today's Sweat Ari Mannis drove all the way in from LA just to be on the podcast (and open for Andrew Santino). He teaches the boys how to be slum lord millionaires, and gets a call from his mom, who sounded very nice. Rate, Review, and Follow @AriMannis on Twitter cause we love him.

Stand up comedian and host of #unbothered Thai Rivera graces the sweat with his magnificence, Bill talks mad shit, Thai stands for none of it, but still loves Bill cause he has a nice ass, Matt makes a vow to learn how to drop it like its hot.

Matt Storrs graces the studio/apartment before he embarks upon the next chapter in his life, Bill talks over him constantly, Cam, Matt's dog gets very displeased.

Joe Gangemi stops by to pick up weed when Matt wrestles him to the ground and makes him tell us about his life, love, stress, and setbacks, like the altitude song. Do we have our first human sacrifice? Does Joe distract Matt with shiny objects and Bill with boobs to make his harrowing escape? Listen, Like, Comment, Subscribe.

This week, Andy Steinberg stand up comedian, and co host of the Spears and Steinberg podcast, drops in cause Bill didnt tell him it was NYE. Comedy shop talk, and stories of fatherhood are abound, Bill cries at the end cause his comedy dad was proud of him, Matt points and laughs.

Its Christmas time! The boys run into Amanda Hurley and steal her away from the fam to tell them what its like to temp at the New York Athletic club and be an around badass.

The boys meat a wise sage who has given up women to become a comedian, and then ask him how callused his hands are. if you couldnt guess by the title and that description, its Jack Galvin!