Let Me Tell You Something!

We edited out a whole bit where we came up with gimmick matches for each anniversary year1st (Paper) = A match where you can inflict papercuts on your opponent with pieces of paper and card of differing sizes around the ring2nd (Cotton) = A version of the First Blood match where the wrestler who gets a jar full of cotton buds covered in their opponent's blood wins the match3rd (Leather) = Leather strap match. Boring.4th (Fruit) = A match where you have to smash a coconut over your opponents head (Maybe put it at the top of a tree/pole)5th (Wood) = Tables match.6th (Iron) = Iron Man match. Or Nigel and Danielson can use Nigel's iron he used to carry with him to the ringBet you wish you could just sit in on the full recording sessions, don't you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Richard Dawkins is an egg sucking dog! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's gonna drive your head tonight? Who's gonna clean your drool when you eat? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Isn't the chin part of the head? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not even Anadin Extra will cure that splitting headache. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We edited out a few of the religious gimmick match suggestions. Probably for the best. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I originally edited out the Get Hard discussion. But then I listened to our outro.We need to sort out these digressions. Maybe Taz can help us out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this modern world it's absurd to commit to just one five-star match for a whole episode. We're supposed to five-star around as a species. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spit on my face and tell me that you love me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recorded this so long ago Adam Blampied was a topical reference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I'm gonna start throwing stars around. And if you have to watch matches because of those stars it's your OWN fault!""Oh yeah? Well I'm going to start disagreeing with things to an extent. And if your opinions happen to be what I disagree with to an extent, it's YOUR own fault." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Never kissed a Tory. Might have kissed a dickhead.Not in that way! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dreams can come true. Look at me, dickhead, I'm with you. You know you've got to have hope. You know you've got to be strong (style). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At least one person involved in this is smiling Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Children! Children! Future! Future! Children of the future! KIDS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That's a cool whip. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"You can open one present on Christmas Eve. And don't just pick the bigge-- you picked the biggest one." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He's a rebel, I tell ya. A rebel without a cause. Just like that boy in that popular movie we saw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I meant to do that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you for kneeing a friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.