Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

Pat Piper returns to the show as the Dungeoneers process the world post November 3. In a dramatic turn of events, Jeremy eats Taco Bell in the mic as opposed to Pat eating nuts. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

Joy carved pumpkins while Pat Piper from The Shakes fills in to talk about rice congee, all the media in the world, and pandemic holiday plans. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

Jeremy introduces you to The Greasy Strangler. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

The Dungeoneers have an idea for starting over. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

We love you. Love us back. Another catch-up episode from the vault. In this episode: Breonna Taylor, Paul's wacky neighbors, Jeremy's old naked Asian, sadness, mystery, and Media Corner. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

This episode has been sitting on the hard drive a while. It's really weird to hear now after the events of the past month. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

The dungeoneers discuss doomsday scenarios, medical marijuana, and the national coin shortage. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

The Dungeoneers discuss the folklore behind Pom Poko and find out what's happening on NextDoor. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Good gravy, are these folks angry. So much pandemic and political talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Joy has to work late and misses a chat with guest Merlin Mann. Merlin, Paul, and Jeremy turn the episode into a delightfully deep Media Corner segment. Yes. We can hear you, Clem Fandango. Paul shares a dream. Merlin returns fire. In the end, Paul and Jeremy are satisfied with their care. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Merlin Mann.

The Dungeoneers visit with Tim Smith for the second time (Jeremy lost the original session). The group has a contest to see who has the oldest podcast, Jeremy tells about the time he drunkenly fawned over Ze Frank, and WPPY-TV is on the air... sort of. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Tim Smith.

The Dungeoneers sit with Dr. Don Schaffner, food scientist at Rutgers University. The group goes deep on food and COVID-19 as well as the Disney+ version of "Hamilton." Jeremy and Don also nerd out on Scouting stuff, particularly Wood Badge. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Dr. Don Schaffner.

We had a technical catastrophe with this week's audio files. So, instead of the guest host we were going to bring, we're giving you an episode of The Shakes in which Paul makes his first appearance. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. Friends with money gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

The Dungeoneers sit with their first official guest, Greg Storey, Senior Director of Executive Programs at InVision. We talk SXSW, design, cigarette ads, and zines. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Greg Storey.

The Dungeoneers begin to look inward to see how to be more inclusive people. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

We hurt for all marginalized, oppressed, and abused Americans. We especially hurt for the black community as the nation takes to the streets in protest. The Dungeoneers discuss how they can do better to fight for equality. Completely unedited episode. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

We didn't feel like we should release an episode last week, so we're releasing it all this week. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

The top 20 movies we've never seen and never will. Plus lots of misremembering the past. It doesn't scale. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

In this final episode of the daily quarantine check-in series, everything falls apart because Jeremy is tired. We'll be back to our weekly schedule next week! We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

We've all got back problems and Vitamin D deficiency. But that's OK. Dr. Paul Armstrong is here. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.