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Our saga comes to the end as host Adam risks life and limb to discuss the final installment of Fifty Shades with his co-host Dave.

Topics Include: Hocus Pocus 2, See How They Run, Ticket To Paradise, Barbarian, The Invitation, Thirteen Lives, Paper Girls, They/Them, and the missed opportunity that is Smile.

Things continue to go off the rails as special guest Hana Michels dives into the episode halfway in and discusses orgies.

Our heroes watch a perfectly fine horror movie.

In their first episode, Future Dave and Future Tom send a grim message to the past while discussing the 1992 film Split Second.

Our heroes watch a film about a school bus crash, drug addiction, and child molestation that's somehow less depressing than it sounds.

In this historic first ever episode, hosts Adam and Dave watch Fifty Shades Of Grey for the first time to uncover a dark truth: the movie isn't about anything.

Our heroes watch a straightforward thriller that audiences and critics seem to hate.

Presented by Matt Smith, in the second episode of ABAB our hosts Tom and Dave continue to be shocked by this oddly progressive 90s cop show as it expands its commentary. Cop Rock episodes "Happy Mudder's Day" & "A Three-Corpse Meal".

Topics Include: Piranha Women, office piranha logistics, Persuasion, Blonde, Entergalactic, V For Vengeance, Bros, This Is Gwar, Luto, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre game, and the fate of the Star Wars films.

Our heroes watch a bizarre comedy that deserves to be remembered.

Our heroes watch a delightful addition to an already delightful animated series.

Topics Include: Black Adam, Prey, A League Of Their Own, The Imperfects, 1899, The Munsters, Cabinet Of Curiosities, The Sandman, The Midnight Club, and the slow death of the Scream series.

Our heroes (and a special guest) discuss a movie of pure joy.

Topics Include: Pinocchio, The Man From Toronto, Gotham Knights, Queen, My Dead Dad, The Bear, The Menu, Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe, and the trouble with Netflix.

Our heroes discuss an absolutely beautiful film with a shaky story.

Our heroes enter the danger zone.

Topics Include: Andor, Willow, Thor Love And Thunder, Mission Impossible, The Gray Man, The Terminal List, Vengeance, Beast, Three Thousand Years of Longing, and Man’s struggle with Bee.

Our heroes watch a very 90s thriller with a very 90s moral.

Our heroes watch a film about some dudes.