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Hello ho ho and welcome to my concluding look at Festive Family Funnies and my look at National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Note: This is the only one of these Vacation movies that doesn't have the song Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham. I forgot to say that in the podcast. Anyway pour some eggnog into your Walley World glass and have a Ha Ha Happy Christmas.

Hello and welcome to part 3 of Festive Family Funnies and my look at 1998's Jack Frost no sadly not the one about the killer snowman but the kiddie friendly one starring Michael Keaton. Is this a good movie or does this have a snowballs chance in Hell of getting a high rank? Find out.

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Festive Family Favourites and my look at Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. If out if this is it's own movie or just a cheap copy of the original cult classic? So pour some eggnog and take a drink everytime I say "just like in the original" Enjoy

Hello and welcome to Festive Funnies a month long special looking at Festive Family Films, such as Home Alone, Christmas Vacation and Jack Frost. First up is my look at 1990s Home Alone starring the wonder kid actor himself Macaulay Culkin. So sit back and enjoy with a nice warm mug of coco as I go over why Kevin McCallister is a sociopath. Enjoy and Happy Holidays.

Hello and welcome to the finale of Nintend'ohvemeber my look at bad video game movies. My look at both Tomb Raider movies from the 00s starring Angelia Jolie. Find out of these movies are worth raiding or not? Enjoy

Hello and welcome to part three of Nintend'ohvember my look at bad video game movies. This week is both Mortal Kombat movies from the 90s. So "Get over here!" and "Finish This!" However can these movies have a flawless victory? Find out here.

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Nintend'ohvember and my look at 1994's Street Fighter. The mid 90s Van Damm vehicle and second ever videogame movie. Also starring pop princess and icon Kylie Minogue. Is this as bad as everyone thinks? Find out here. Enjoy

Hello and welcome to Nintend'ohvember. My look at bad video game movies. Starting with Super Mario Bros. Does this movie drive me round the u bend? Find out here. Or is it game over??? Insert coins and press start

Good evening/morning/afternoon boils and ghouls and Happy Halloween. Hello and welcome to my Halloween special and my look at 2007s Trick R Treat. Enjoy and don't break the rules of Hallowe'en or you'll face Sam's wrath! Pleasant screams

Hello and welcome to my 2 year special podcast and indeed my look at Stephen King's The Shining tv movie from 1997. Fun drinking game: every time I mention Stanley Kubrick, take a shot every time I mention a Stephen King book, take a shot every time I have a go at King take a shot. Believe me it'll make this movie go a lot easier! Enjoy.

Welcome to my concluding look at the first 3 Hellraiser movies. Can this movie still get you hooked in or is this franchise dead? Find out here. Enjoy

"Tell me sir what's your pleasure?" Ripping into bad movies and my God do I have a doozey for you here. Welcome to part 2 of Helloween my look at the first 3 Hellraiser movies. Enjoy

Jesus wept Hello and welcome to Helloween. My look at the Hellraiser movies starting with 1987s Hellraiser. Welcome to the birthplace of Pinhead.

Welcome to my concluding look at the Hannibal Lecter movies with 2007s Hannibal Rising. With yet another actor in the iconic mask find out why Hannibal became the cannibal we all love to hate. Enjoy

Haven't I done this movie before? Oh no wait that was Man hunter this is Red Dragon a completely different movie *wink wink* Anyway find out if this retrend movie is any good. It's from Brett Ratner I wouldn't hold my breath. Enjoy.

Good evening dear listener tell me are you a deep roller or a shallow roller? Welcome to my continued look at the Dr Lecter franchise with 2001's Hannibal from legendary director Ridley Scott. Enjoy and try something new

Hello dear listener, Tell me what do you covert most???? Time to listen to my look at 1991's classic thriller Silence of the lambs. So why don't you have a nice glass of Chianti while having some lovely lamb chops and kidney beans. Enjoy

Do you see? Hello and welcome to Hannibal Lecter in September and my look at the Dr Hannibal Lecter movies starting with 1986's Manhunter by Michael Mann. Enjoy while having a nice glass of G&T

Did you mist this one when it came out? I haven't the foggiest if I saw this in the cinema or not. Ok I think I put more thought into that terrible pun then the writer did. Anyway enjoy oh yeah and avoid the mist!

How do you get rid of a bomb? Holly impossible review Batman! nana nana nana nana nana Batman! Hello and welcome to my look at 1997's Batman and Robin. ATOMIC BATTERIES TO POWER, TURBINES TO SPEED.... Enjoy.