Head, Heart And Balls

'Tis the silly season to be jolly and the final Show for the year. Staffy sheds light on why he would rather pass Christmas decorations in a bowel movement over sneezing tinsel and Nisbo asks the tough questions like why can’t Santa be a female?

Russian drug cheats, the cons of syncing Fitbit watches with your partner and improving your lie with Patrick Reed. This week's show is a roller coaster of nothingness.

With Staf putting the feet up, a couch critic in the form of Tom Hills enters the sweaty box to talk sports. Ant also breaks the news of the horrendous decision he made on a stag-do in the weekend.

The lads go left-field with the sporting agenda. Neil Wagner phones in and takes a wrong turn on the highway and Nisbo discusses who he wants to fight in a Charity Boxing bout.

With Nisbo rolling balls towards the jack, Staf and Ant talk the silly season, Cup week and Ant’s do's and dont's at this years Christmas Parties,

The lads rip the band-aid off the Melbourne Cup frivolity and talk plastic surgery and weight loss tips. All Black Brad Weber preps for a Christchurch Cup week bender and Black Cap Blair Tickner provides some top shelf chat.

The boys share their spooky Halloween stories. Black Caps coach Gary Stead rings in and talks about the English series, cleaning windows and National Nude Gardening day and then we find out from the public who they believe will be the new faces for the All Blacks in the 2023 Rugby World Cup.

The boys regroup and share their thoughts after an emotional long weekend from Heartland rugby to Mitre 10 and of course those RWC semi-finals

A big weekend of footy means great guests. Mike Delany gets on the blower and talks Mad Monday and who he wouldn't stand next to in the showers. Miles Davis, our die hard patriotic Englishman gives All Blacks' fans a bollocking and we open the lines to callers who give us an insight into their favourite players who never became All Blacks.

Staf returns from Perth worse for wear. The boys talk about one way traffic in the form of the All Blacks and Mitch Marsh gives HHB a shout out from the WACA.

The lads dissect the quarter finals with the help of Japanese correspondent, George Harper Jnr. Ex-Irish International, Niall Hanlon joins the team with his one sided take on the big hit out this weekend and Staf and Ant digress on some heavy hitting topics from mowing lawns to age gaps between dating pairs.

Today the boys are blessed with the presence of Chiefs relic and Leinster rugby winger, James Lowe, talking home away from home, beers and hair. North Harbour's yappy halfback, Bryn Hall yaps on taking down Canterbury this weekend in the Ranfurly Shield and Nisbo throws himself head first into a heated and passionate argument with the boys over a certain comparison with the All Blacks in the media.

With Nisbo white-baiting, Staf and Ant try derail the show talking about the sporting bender that was. UFC243 champ, Dan ‘the hangman’ Hooker phones in and talks about the UFC243 white wash by the Kiwis and the lads choose their 3 All Blacks they would want to do Mad Monday with.

Our guest Marty McKenzie has problems getting to the studio, so the boys do an autopsy on the ABs, touch on the Mitre 10 Cup and go deep with stories from the Deep South.

The gents talk road trips, white baiting and Ant sheds light on a being the butt of a heated joke. Staffy gets teary talking about Japan and their people and while the boys go deep in the All Blacks v Canada clash

Today on the show, the lads talk about a Walrus and a dog. Mitre 10 is heating up and Aki Seiuli the Otago prop gets on the blower for a laugh ahead of his Ranfurly Shield defence against Waikato. And from the tropics with a Pina Colada in hand, George Worker, NZ cricketer phones in from the Caribbean Premier league and lets rip into the night he had at Chris Gayle's 40th.

The full squad is back and pumped to be breaking down the first weekend of the Rugby World Cup.

The lads say Konnichi wa to the Rugby World Cup, giving you the inside scoop, stats, facts and odds. Join them every Tuesday and Thursday 10-11am on Tracksdie or catch up on iTunes and Spotify.

This week the lads talk All Black RWC final squad selections. Brodie Retallick talks about his shoulder recovery and Manawatu Turbos joker, Rob Thompson talks jockeys and the Shield challenge.

Nisbo is catching some rays and enjoying a few cleansing ales in Fiji, so the boys take the show up a notch talking Steve Smith concussions, hot weather training in Turkey and two special guests in the form of Brad Weber and Muzzy the Cuzzy get Ant giggling and literally falling off his chair.