Lotsa Pasta

We're going BACK in time to the late 90's to visit the inspiration to all our childhood nightmare's with Alvin Schwartz's first volume and compilation effort. I'm here with someone who somewhat remembers this book from his past(A Bunch of Baby Ducks) and someone who was never wanted to horrify the shit out of himself as a child(Mr. SkellyBones). With our powers combined... we realize how incredibly dated some of these stories are and how our nostalgia is often just that: nostalgia. A Pasta with Over-Used Cliches N Shit(19:18)https://trollpasta-archive.neocities.org/stories/A%20pasta%20with%20over-used%20cliches%20n%20shitA Creepy Midnight Chat(20:50)7 Corners(22:16)Skelletom World Green-Text(24:12)Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(25:16) by Alvin SchwartzCheck out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark T

Terry is back and the TICKLIN' has resumed. He's been off ticklin' the world with his words ever since episode forty-nine, but those months were spent becoming more POWERFUL THAN EVER. He's DONE with this realm and he's ready to conquer the DIGITAL; as it HAS BEEN FORETOLD. We read a bunch of internet-computer based creeps:Yeah, so Quit Asking(31:00)Pale Luna(34:05) by Mikhail Honoridezhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pale_LunaFunnymouth(47:04) by Slimebeasthttps://save-the-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/FunnyMouthCheck out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Tenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material we've ever read. Join us now for some of the not-best material we've ever read from r/nosleep. It's not hard to realize that the South Pole kinda... sucks? This story acts as some kind of unnecessary explanation to add gas to the "south pole sucks" fire. I Regret Ever Working in the South Pole(29:56) by SamMardukhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2v5pzt/i_regret_ever_working_in_the_south_pole/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Frowns is back, but this time, shit's real. Like, for real this time. Shit is real, for real. We're reading one of the most prolific, renowned nosleep stories of all time. This is THEE CLOSEST this podcast will EVER come to an audiobook level quality, and i hope everyone enjoys it. Penpal(13:41) by 1000Vultureshttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/PenpalCheck out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Gnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away. What the fuck, dude. Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real connection to ExtraTERRORestrial I(with Cryin' Hawaiian) but it's another ALIEN episode, SO WHATEVS. We talk for a while about aliens, historical evidence, fiction, and recent adaptations before getting to one long story about a changeling and his adoring family:There's Something Wrong with Dad(39:54) by Elias Witherowhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/41m4uk/theres_something_wrong_with_dad/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Scutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch episodes, if you haven't already figured that out from his first two episodes. We do read some stories, tho:Daddy, Are You Awake?(41:50) by Tortuga_de_la_muertehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jb7kn/daddy_are_you_awake/Pete the Moonshiner(47:16) by ovenfriendhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2eqa4x/pete_the_moonshiner/Kids in the Dark(54:34) by slimebeasthttp://slimebeast.wikidot.com/kids-in-the-dark/He Does Birthdays(1:06:47) by slimebeasthttp://slimebeast.wikidot.com/he-does-birthdays/You(1:30:53)https://www.creepypasta.com/you/Awake(1:34:19) by facadehttps://www.creepypasta.com/awake/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are

Django Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing. Django gets super baked and has a fun time. I get super baked and have an okay time. It's mostly bullshit. But bullshit can be fun? Let's get spoopy, y'all. Hell House(13:17)Unit 232(20:17)https://www.creepypasta.com/unit-232/People are Disappearing in Northern Canada(27:02) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5cgvrh/people_are_disappearing_in_northern_canada/There's Something Dangerous Living near the Power Plant in Bridgeport, CT(31:51) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/55952s/theres_something_dangerous_living_near_the_power/The Dyatlov Pass Incident: TRUE(38:10)https://www.creepypasta.com/the-dylatov-pass-incident/At the Lake(40:40)The Devil's Hole(44:04) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5mfefj/devils_hole/Something Huge is going on in China Right Now(49:09) by ljvjxvo897r3https://www.reddi

Cannibal Siren is back for her third episode and this one is our first ONLINE recording! She's over in Philly and I'm over here in HELL, so it's hard to meet sometimes. Like her other episodes we read more Stories to Read Alone at Night here, while discussing relevant things like Fish-Dicks, Monster-Fucking, and Guillermo Del Toro:The Trawl(21:58) by iiaMr. Stringy(37:06) by one page wonderhttp://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/Mr._StringyFloyyd(1:01:20) by one page wonderhttp://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/FloydCheck out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Gestalt is here to tuck us in --AGAIN. He's got some good bedside manner, or else, why would he be there? UNDER MY BED, WHISPERING UP AT ME. 4/20 Blaze-It release status. So, I know you're already gucci from the ghostly gnocci. Why am I talking, you know why you're listening to this episode. Because you listened to the first part! Part one is episode 68. Obviously, listen to that first. Bedtime(23:05) by mike_rantshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xuw8k/bedtime/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Surprise, motherfuckers. Tenron and I are back. It was brought to my attention, after Parts One and Two(Episodes 59 and 60) that there was a THIRD part to the Whistler story; but this one told from another perspective. Sattle in. Roll up a whistlin' dixie. Spark it to your dome. Cause it's gonna be a BUMPY ride. Bill's Account of the Whistlers(9:35) by thewhistlershttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/300ql2/bills_account_of_the_whistlers_part_1/Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

We got two newbies ready to have their Creepypasta virginities plucked from that tree of knowledge, so let's be sure to show 'em around, eh, Frowns? Today we read a bunch of TOST and if you don't know what that is, you haven't been paying attention. The Watchers Among Us(19:16)Her Side of the Bed(21:31)Picture Day(22:52)https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_DayChildhood Superstitions(24:49)https://www.creepypasta.com/childhood-superstitions/Roulette(27:06) by jhubbbbhttps://www.creepypasta.com/roulette/Sleepover(28:58)Missed Calls(30:33)Peripheral Vision(32:00)https://www.creepypasta.com/peripheral-vision/Baby Doll(33:33)https://www.creepypasta.com/the-baby-doll/Copies(35:48)The Railroad(37:13)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_RailroadThe Amityville Incident(40:10)A Pile of Photographs(42:39)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Pile_of_PhotographsFlipbook(46:52) by ArmTheAnonhttps://www.creepypasta.com/flip-book/Operation Wandering Soul: TRUE(49:33)A Wonderful Place(51:44)Check out our episo

What's that Sir Boo Berry? You found these tapes in your parents' attic? What do you think is on them? Your miraculous conception? Let's check it out!Today we read a series called DAD'S TAPES and NO, they're not the naughty kind. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. Dad's Tapes(12:13) by EZmiseryhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3wzj25/dads_tapes_the_child_star/Are You Still There, Friend?(1:42:00)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

WHEREAMI? No, seriously, where are we? Prison?! AW FUCK. Well, this story is pretty fucking nuts. Hell in a Cell with a whole new meaning. The Captain and WhereAmI? conquer the horrors of correctional facilities and the spoopy events that entail within all in this one story. If you liked his other episodes, you're bound to enjoy: New Fish(12:42) by theworldisgrimhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qsnvw/the_new_fish/Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

We got a new guest, errybody! This episode features baby from the Bronx himself, Tom Bongbadil: Longtime Friend and Never-Listener. No relation to the JRR Tolkien character who randomly shows up in Fellowship of the Ring for a fucking chapter. HERE ARE SOME STORIES:There is Nothing Wrong in East Flatbush, Brooklyn(10:51) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6enlih/there_is_nothing_wrong_in_east_flatbush_brooklyn/Three Signs You May be an Introvert and How to Cope(18:48) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5nreiu/three_signs_you_may_be_an_introvert_and_how_to/WikiLeaks Rejected a State Department Document and Demanded that I Destroy It(26:00) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5610jd/wikileaks_rejected_a_state_department_document/My Street was Blocked Off and Guys in Hazmat Suits were in my Neighbor's House(37:25)In the Shower(47:53) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/IIA/comments/5sgjzp/my_street_was_blocked_off_last_weekend_and_guys/Cabinet(49:00)https://www.creepypasta.com/th

You know what's better than 68? 69?! I mean, technically speaking, not really. This episode, with Frowns McBooHoo, is quite literally a shit-show. Admittedly, it was originally episode 57 or 58 but I pushed it back until I couldn't push no mo! I don't know if there's much more I can say about it other than this episode is a fucking mess. It's Hard to Clean the Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Suit(9:57) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5iibin/its_hard_to_clean_blood_out_of_the_crotch_of_a/Soft Teeth(23:00) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4gj0g4/soft_teeth/My Trouble with Fairies(33:20) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/50o6kp/my_trouble_with_fairies/WarioLand 3(45:20)https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Wario_Land_3Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song,"

Gestalt is here again to tuck us in for a nice lil night of spoops. This pretty much feels like the first time we're reading a genuine narrative about ghosts haunting a house. Yeah, we've read short stories about ghosty-ghosts but this is the first time we're witnessing a multilayered narrative about -what may be- several ghosts haunting a singular location. Let's get Poltergeisted:Bedtime(20:00) by mike_rantshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xuw8k/bedtime/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode sixty-seven has Scutch MacGee shaking in his britches. He loves his children, but GOD is he afraid of them. So, naturally, I base all the stories in this episode around this fear. If he has to face it, we might as well make an episode out of it and face this fear together. You can no longer scare us, kids! Well... Er--Maybe. Daddy, Wake Up(17:15)Don't Lie to Your Kids, Trust Me, They Know(32:33) by atbesthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3g6nr2/dont_lie_to_your_kids_trust_me_they_know/I am a Good Parent(43:33) by cosmo_tronichttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/25zqmq/i_am_a_good_parent/The Toy Doctor(52:05) by 7deadcinderellahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/59e20u/the_toy_doctor/Genetic Memory(1:08:30)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Genetic_MemoryCheck out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"A

Episode sixty-six sees the return of Space Cowboy on the horizon. Like the three kings to baby Jesus, he comes bringing gifts like Ouija Boards and DankerAlls. Only this baby AIN'T Jesus. This baby is from Satan himself and he's here to bring about judgement day along with some instructions on how to contact him if you ever need a buddy. A Deal with the Devil(16:11) by Mike Orwellhttps://www.creepypasta.com/a-deal-with-the-devil/The Devil Game(24:55) by mespegghttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4o8jp8/the_devils_game/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Episode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE of something we started with Django's first episode(four) and have only now come to conclude: Search and Rescue Logs. Found the Bees(12:35) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fxwwp/found_the_bees/Where the Snow isn't Cold(16:45) by Blake L Patrickhttps://www.creepypasta.com/where-the-snow-isnt-cold/Why I don't Hike anymore(38:00) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/44sm2q/why_i_dont_hike_anymore/The Woods are Black(50:10)Park Ranger Warning You to Stay Safe and to Leave Your Flashlight at Home(1:05:30) by julietechohotelhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4fvmed/park_ranger_warning_you_to_stay_safe_and_leave/US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(1:21:25) by searchandrescuewoodshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/Check out our episodes on Youtube!

Episode sixty-four sees guest Cryin' Hawaiian back in the frame and more stoned than ever as we sit down to discuss... ALIENS. This is our first episode dedicated to those old gods from other dimensions or deep beyond the stars of our cosmos, so sit back, spark it up, and get SPACED. The Thing that Stalks the Fields(16:38) by David Feulinghttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_That_Stalks_the_FieldsThere's Something Alien in the Cemetery in Norwalk, CT(26:13) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/57bbvg/theres_something_alien_at_the_cemetery_in_norwalk/Gods in the Mountain(34:36) by ghosthunter4https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1y35uy/gods_in_the_mountain/Bits and Pieces(51:50) by Michael Whitehousehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1odvzi/bits_pieces/The Legends of the Flatwoods Monster(57:35)Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spo