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Episode Forty-Three has guest reader WhereAmI? on for the first time, reading one HELL of a story. This one is fun, so stick with us, cause it takes up the WHOLE episode: Mayhem Mountain(15:35) by The_Dalek_Emperorhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/317wcs/mayhem_mountain/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Episode Forty-Two has guest reader Sir Boo fuckin' Berry back FROM THE PAST. It's been a thirty episode hiatus for this MF, so let's kick back and relax and get all these Phone-call-911-spoops. Last Texts my Brother Sent Me before He Went Missing(9:23) by Chris2485https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29s5q1/these_are_the_last_texts_my_brother_sent_me/A Series of Fucked Up Texts from my Roommate(14:00)The Disappearance of Ashley, KS(21:34) by CoasterKid93https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ss55e/the_disappearance_of_ashley_kansas/I'm a Former 911 Operator and this is probably my Weirdest Call(33:15)Another 911 Call(37:20)A 911 Operator Warning Everyone to Stay Safe(43:16) by fbis-most-unwantedhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4i8i66/a_911_operator_warning_you_to_stay_safe/I'm a 999 Police Emergency Dispatcher(50:28) by indigoblue14https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3df04z/i_am_a_999_police_emergency_dispatcher/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-f

Episode Forty-One has guest reader Gestalt back for another kick-ass reading, but this time with a single narrative; But first, we gotta talk about Alien Covenant and Horror Movies. Psychosis is the story we read, and it takes up pretty much the entire episode SO ENJOY. Psychosis(27:27) by cinnalunahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/n82zz/psychosis/Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Episode Forty features friend and sometimes co-host when it's convenient for him, Disco Dracula. This one is a blast from the past with some personal storytelling and reddit conversation to start it off, leading to a hodge-podge of assorted Relatable-Goodies when it comes to other DD episodes.A Warning to Those Thinking about Accessing the Shadow Web(16:25) by keniluckhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1wwioc/a_warning_to_those_thinking_about_accessing_the/SuicideMouse.AVI(33:00)https://creepypastafiles.fandom.com/wiki/Suicide_MouseThe Episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare that Will Never be Aired in the United States(41:49) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/52eygm/the_episode_of_nickelodeons_double_dare_that/Dead Bart(49:25) by KI_Simpsonhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Dead_BartPearl gets Herself Dead(1:00:00)https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Pearl_Gets_Herself_DeadAbandoned by Six Flags(1:05:30)Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeatur

Episode Thirty-Nine features guest Cannibal Siren, back again, for her second episode. This one is chock full of Stories to Read Alone at Night, something we've read a lot of on her previous episode(25), so be sure to check it out! As usual, we have a closing does of TrollPasta to round out the episode. Does Anyone Remember this Pop Song from around 2008?(18:45) by hartijayhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ytok3/does_anyone_else_remember_this_pop_song_from/Eleanor(38:56) by Stories to Read Alone at Nighthttp://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/EleanorChannel 71(45:20) by Stories to Read Alone at Nighthttp://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/Channel_71The Sculptor(1:19:01) by blacketchup69https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/ng0vhg/the_sculptor/Childhood Dream Destroyed(1:23:10)https://trollpasta.com/wiki/A_Childhood_Dream_DestroyedCheck out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber

Episode Thirty-Eight features guest Frowns McBooHoo with host Captain Death. He's not exactly here to talk about dicks again, but never say never, cause Frowns McBooHoo talks about dicks again, as are most of the stories about...erhm...dicks. (donald glover in-joke, not mentioned)ENJOY:That Good Dick(11:14) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/85j5ga/that_good_dick/Sex in the Cemetery(18:02) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5b4esv/sex_in_the_cemetery/Both of my Parents were Surgeons and I use to Talk to Furniture(24:47) by invictus1988https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/283agt/both_my_parents_were_surgeons_and_i_used_to_talk/Endless Chirping(31:47) by iiahttps://unsettlingstories.com/2017/01/23/endless-chirping/To Travel(39:31)404(48:19)https://trollpasta.com/wiki/404The Haunted Paper Clip(50:18)https://trollpasta.com/wiki/The_Haunted_PaperclipCheck out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam

Episode Thirty-Seven features guest Django Phillips back again with host -Captain Death- to tackle the original story Django brought to the table a couple months back plus a BONUS Chuck Palahniuk story to get ya squirmin'. ENJOY:GUTS(7:23)Dogscape(29:25)Now on youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark closing theme," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode Thirty-Six features guest Disco Dracula back again with host Captain Death, reading more of their favorite stories related to SEX and GENITAL MUTILATION from Unsettling Stories(with Mr.SkellyBones on Spectator Mode cause he's too busy with his WEEB SHIT):Lost Episodes(9:04)Something Horrible is Happening to Me on Facebook(25:53)Assisted Suicide(34:22)Cracks in the Foundation(40:00)My Erection Lasted Longer than 4 Hours;I Didn't Call a Doctor(46:06)Far Too Much Sex(54:35)Our EPs are now on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.I claim fair use copyright for use of parody//criticism

Episode Thirty-Five features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a thrilling conclusion to our Two Part special about creepy games. DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS:Daruma-San(4:03)Dark Music(11:58)Doors to the Mind(15:45)Dry Bones(22:56)The Thumb Game(30:49)The Gambler(36:12)The Dark Reflection Ritual(37:56)Please Don't Actually Try This -- Three Kings(48:37)Listen on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.I claim fair use copyright for use of parody//criticism

Episode Thirty-Four features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a really fun Two Part special about creepy games. If you've heard of Bloody Mary or Ouiji Boards, then you'll realize how kid friendly they are compared to this shit. PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS:1 Man Hide-and-Go-Seek(11:16)The Midnight Game(21:44)100 Ghost Stories(30:54)This is a Test(35:17)Fortune Game(39:04)Kokuri San(42:42)The Shoebox Telephone(46:00)The Elevator Game(54:49)Listen on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.I claim fair use copyright for use of parody//criticism

Episode Thirty-Three features guest Mr.SkellyBones and Disco Dracula back again with host Captain Death(since episode 14), reading a lot of short stories from CreepyPasta and TheOtherSide(Tumblr):Lightless City(13:55)Waste(18:42)The Texas StiltWalker(22:53)Glitch(27:08)The Tattoo(28:33)The Other Earth(29:42)Ghost Photograph(31:19)The LegMonger(32:50)Thug Aim(35:00)The Keeper(37:31)Oh See Dee(38:49)The Man(41:06)Change for a Dollar(41:52)Bitten(42:23)Our EPs are now on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.I claim fair use copyright for use of parody//criticism

Episode Thirty-Two features guest Harold Heavy Hands and Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death, where they read a lot of TOST(The Other Side(tumblr)), and a couple trolls and a great TV reenactment to finish the episode:Gjoberdik(12:36)Doppelgänger(12:55)Silent Warning(16:13)The Column of North America(18:43)The Backseat(21:48)Within the Fog(23:48).EXE(27:10)Hotline Miami 3: The Right Number(31:36)Monkey Cloning(36:30)The Decapitated Head(38:44)Our EPs are now on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," and "Deja Vu" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.I claim fair use copyright for use of parody//criticism

Episode Thirty-One features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death, continuing their reading of the style of slice of life-esque stories. The first creeps are some under water creepers with some context provided by Captain Death, then they get into their usual business and indulge in Search and Rescue stories as per usual:Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver Parts One & Two(11:34)Search and Rescue Logs(49:32)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," and "Sandstorm" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.I claim use of parody for fair use copyright

Episode Thirty features guest Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death. Today they're tackling a big hitter. And by big hitter, I mean, big shitter. Jeff the Killer, the memer who has haunted nightmares for ages; the picture being the only creepy thing about this internet phenomenon, there's nothing scary about the story. Then we read a long and deliberately awful troll pasta. ENJOY: Jeff the Killer(11:54)A Meeting with Al Qaeda (45:06)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," and "Blue(Da Ba Dee)" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners. Fair Use in effect for parody and criticism of intellectual property

Episode Twenty-Nine features guest Frowns McBooHoo with host Captain Death. It's here. The episode where Frowns does nothing but ruminate on male genitalia. Oh. We also read about The Rake. Which is... weird... placement. Enjoy: Why Do All my Lollipops Moan When I Put Them in my Mouth?(5:20)The BunnyMan Bridge(12:27)The Screaming Bridge of Maude-Hughes Road(16:11)Tip-Toeing the Line of Consent(18:07)The Rake(29:02)Don't Google Big Black Banana from Ebola(37:19)It(43:00)Annoying Med Student(46:40)The Irishman(47:34)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode Twenty-Eight features first time guest reader GESTALT, with host Captain Death, for an AMAZING episode consistent of only two stories and a load of literary conversation. The main story we read today involves someone only known as "The Goatman," while also mentioning our love for reading and horror and HORROR READING like Stephen King, discussed on MANY episodes.Anansi's Goatman Story(13:58)The Strangest Security Tape I've Ever Seen(43:41)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode Twenty-Seven features Episode Fifteen guests back again, Terry the Tickler and A Bunch of Baby Ducks, with host Captain Death(since episode 15), telling lots of stories and talking about cum for a little bit. Oh. We also do a MadLib. It's terrible. Your Last Breath(7:02)The Pill(11:19)The Squirming Man(20:06)Birthmarks(27:15)We Danced(29:29)Who or What are the Shadow People?(34:30)5 Minutes(42:00)Trollpasta Madlib: The Killer(43:57)The Legend of FingerGuy(49:17)Mailbox(52:20)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners    

Episode Twenty-Six features guest Disco Dracula back again, y'all, with host Captain Death, for another fun little episode where we talk about OUR WIVES. lol jk, we gonna die forever alone. I think we discussed Disney Channel Original Movies in the last episode, but WE TALK ABOUT THEM AGAIN, SO GET OVER IT. Then we read the chronicling of Madison the funny Unsettling Stories Girl. Good times. My Wife Didn't Want Me to Go into the Bedroom(14:43)My Wife(19:59)Madison's Stories(from Unsettling Stories)(32:17)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode Twenty-Five features first time FEMALE-READER Cannibal Siren, with host Captain Death, for our BIG QUARTER episode. We read some Stories to Tell Alone at Night and some TrollPastas, so sit back, relax, and grab yourself a cold one(cold hand of death, I mean): As a Child I Wanted to be a Mermaid(4:55)10 Years Ago I Taught a Creative Writing Course; Two Student's Stories still Haunt Me to this Day(13:55)Annora(32:30)Old News(43:47)Cackling(46:39)Treats of Insanity(53:28)The Pretty Cake Room(56:40)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode Twenty-Four features guest The-Artist-Formerly-Known-As Rocky Hockey, Harold Heavy Hands, back with a new face and a new name, with host Captain Death, for a fun little SNUFF episode. We cover some crazy surreal monster stories and some snuff films, along with the most well known mysterious film creepypasta, "Barbie.AVI," before delving into some fun trollpastas: Guarding the Office at Night(5:30)I Found a Homemade Snuff Film(11:40)The Proprietor(22:20)Barbie.AVI(31:02)Chicken Nuggerz(42:44)Does Anyone Know a Good Plumber?(49:28)CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners