Clearly Struggling With Destini And Kelly

We're talking privacy this week.  All kinds of privacy. And also cats. This one meanders but it's high quality!

Destini is not sick.  (Spoiler alert: she is actually sick.) And because we couldn't record on time, we're improvising. Hard hitting content will be back next week.  Maybe.

After a short hiatus that no one seemed to notice, we are back! And we're talking about all the jobs we've had. This episode is hilarious and it's like we never even took a break.

Let's set the scene: Destini and Kelly have been found dead.  Someone (hopefully) is investigating our deaths.  We are going to tell you the strange things this investigator will find out about us.  Besides a wayward story about an air mattress, it's a riveting episode. 

It's exactly as the title suggests.  There's a LOT going on in this episode. First, we talk about tattoos. Then we talk about take out. Then groceries. Then racism. Then sports. Then...look, we're all over the place. But just listen, you'll laugh!

We are talking about controversial opinions.  TV shows, movies, social media posts, foods...turns out we have opinions about EVERYTHING. Including nuts. Bring your own opinions and let's see if we're still friends when this is all over. 

Dr. Jessica is IN! We compiled all your questions (you didn't send any) with our questions and Dr. Jessica did her best to answer them honestly without making fun of us too much.  Then something magical happened...we loved Dr. Jessica so much, we invited her back.  For more medical advice and probably for other things too.  Now that we know an actual adult, we're going to take advantage!

It's another drive to work recording but this time we're talking about our feelings: all the strange places we've cried, weird things that make us cry, the different types of crying we do. Also, a very exciting teaser for next week's episode!

Great news! Kelly is looking for a man and Destini is looking for a lady friend.  Since we both need new relationships, we decided to put out some want ads. Also we're a little drunk. If you're named Emily or Casey, you DEFINITELY do not want to miss this one. You might be who we're looking for!

Have you ever wondered what Destini and Kelly's deepest darkest dreams and fantasies are? We're assuming you haven't, but we're going to tell you about them anyway and you will be SHOCKED!

YES, WE'RE YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE TRAFFIC SUCKS.  PEOPLE ACT CRAZY AND GET OUT OF THE CAR AND YELL AND TELL US TO GO HOME! AND WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!

We set out to talk about being tired.  We started recording at 6:30am on our commute to work. But then something happened and we ended up talking about planes/plane anxiety/plane crashes. So this one went off the rails FAST. 

On this episode, we're discussing whether we've already peaked.  Or is there a peak to come?  Did we peak and we didn't realize it? Will there ever be an end to this valley of struggle?

Yeah, you read that right. It's time for us to admit that we just don't have the best hygiene. And we think you don't either. Join us, won't you, on our journey through the ways we could be cleaner, more sanitary adults.

We've all done it. We're not proud of it. But sometimes it's necessary to work in the corporate world. We're making an effort to move through the stages of grief as we review our corporate failures. Don't worry, we end in acceptance!

We've won some.  We've lost some.  Even with all our struggles, we have many stories about awards! We're even joined by many special guests including The Strawberry Princess of Vista, California. Happy Oscars!

Everything's canceled!  Except this podcast.  No matter how hard the universe tries to shut us down, we're sticking it out.  Our theme this week is canceling and/or getting stood up and in a cruel twist of fate, the podcast nearly cancels us!

This week we discuss grade school embarrassments. And everyone's embarrassments involve the bathroom!

Celebrities. Who needs 'em?!? We'll tell you about some of our "best" brushes with fame. Comedian and actor Sal Calanni is our guest.

Destini and Kelly are thrilled to introduce you to their new podcast. In Two Pals and a Pod, they talk about who they are, how they know each other, and most importantly, their cats.