Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Can you believe it?! The I.B.S finally have some anecdotes to share with you! After weeks of featureless lockdown, the stories came all at once today. Prepare for texts about fence boundaries, snakes in the toilet and aggressive crows. There's all that, plus a strange village phenomenon, some criminal colour-blindness and a couple of jokes too. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

In any given module, you're always going to find a fair helping of the paranormal, but this week supercharges that offering. Get ready to meet Uncle JoJo! There's plenty else mind you; The Great Leader has a moment of forgetfulness that's in no way his own fault, a winner is FINALLY crowned in Dinner Winner and there are too many vending machines... FAR TOO MANY. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk

It's soundbites like that, which by now, you'll realise you only hear on The Important Broadcast: "Pop a sausage on a fish." But who says it? How does it come up and why?? There's only one way to find out. Immerse yourself for an hour or so in Module 157. How on Earth did we get here? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It's 2021 and The I.B.S are back to attack it with zeal. There's talk of rescue bikes, tandems bikes, power-bellies and RC planes. Did Steve have a hangover on New Years Day? YES. Welcome back everyone! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

You might be a bit tired of people saying "blimey what a year" and "I won't be sorry to see the back of it" but here's a whole podcast with that sentiment. Keen to bid farewell to 2020, The I.B.S took a look back on the highlights of the year you may have missed, what with everything else going on. As the title suggests, dinosaurs are back, but there's also a new Adolf Hitler and even a couple of new world records. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Whatever happens, The Important Broadcast is with you and will continue to be! In the light of the tough Christmas news, The Great Leader made merry with Steve and Producer Vin so that you might feel a bit better about everything. Hear the tale of the horrible spider Christmas tree, the brand new smell that Steve has made and have a guess at who might be the focus of this weeks Know-Biz! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

You know the man on the Pringles tins, right??? Get ready to have that mystery solved by Steve. There's the annual "ready for Christmas?" small talk (slowly becoming a December tradition) and the Champion of Champions show down in Dinner Winner too. Plus, some strange goings on in Explain That and PRESENTS for everyone, but not FROM everyone. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

With the season of yule upon us all, the Important Broadcast Squad rocked up for the weekly knock about. Find out about The Great Leader's new job, Steve's unusual dietary habits and a Crime & Punishment submission that'll knock your Christmas socks off! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It's important that you're prepared before pressing play today, because there's an awful lot to take in. Are you ready? Good. This week, most of the IBS have been sent gifts, but not everyone is happy. There's also a fair bit of supernatural stuff to get your teeth into and an unashamedly Churchillian moment from the bloke at No. 10. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Hi Important Broadcast listener! Radio X are releasing Season 2 of a podcast we think you’ll enjoy. That’s A First! is hosted by comedians Maisie Adam and Tom Lucy and in each episode they’re joined by a guest who reveals some interesting firsts from their life… and then gets ripped to shreds. In series 1 we heard about the first time Romesh Ranganathan soiled himself just before he was due to go in stage and series 2 promises to be just as revealing with guests such as Joel Dommett, Kiri Pritchard McLean and Chris Kamara!   This is a quick taster from Maisie & Tom. If you like it, search ‘That’s a First!’  and subscribe on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts.

150! That's got to be a milestone RIGHT?! Well... Not especially, no, because when you consider additional episodes i.e. Compulsory Podcasts, Bonus Modules etc. the team exceeded 150 a while ago, but STILL! Here's Module 150: A Module that will teach you how many bones a snake has (it's not one) and what "turncoat" means. There's a very one-sided Dinner Winner, some vintage Know-Biz and some vaccine news too. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Everyone remembered everything for this week? Sure? You've definitely remembered all the things you needed to remember about this particular week? Cool. This time the squad talk about a big bird voting scandal, Steve's Dad shouts at fireworks and there's a mystery on a UFO and Robbie Williams is there. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

For all the time we've all spent wondering why pizza boxes are the shape that they are, you'd have thought someone would have explained it by now, wouldn't you? Luckily, Steve Ferdinando is on hand to make it all clear for us. That's not all though! Find out who's in The Great Leader's ever-expanding "crew" and enjoy a bit of poetry too. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

No matter what goes on elsewhere, The IBS will deliver. This week, a man taking pictures of paving slabs causes confusion, Steve gives you a run down of what's what when it comes to relations and there's an awful lot of explaining to do on the paranormal side of things. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Another week to have a friend (digitally) round this week! Author of the fantastic "This Is Going To Hurt", Adam Kay joined the IBS to talk about his new book for kids. You can also expect a vintage Dinner Winner, tons of "Explain That" and a bit more sharp justice in "Crime & Punishment". Plus, is Steve's name even real? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It's a zinger this week. The IBS welcome the excellent Susie Dent, there's a glittering Dinner Winner, two blokes in Italy have Scouse accents and there's an interesting think piece entitled "What's Books???" There you go then; that should be everything you need, but do remember that there's an element of the work that is considered your responsibility. We're not messing about here. Get on with it. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

In Steve's absence this week, a special judge was required for Dinner Winner, but who could it be....? There's also a pair of geese in nappies, your crimes, the Leader's punishments and even some "football gossip". Is there anything the Important Broadcast can't do!? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The traditional Sunday programme brought a whole week of intense broadcasting to a close. Did the IBS show any signs of fatigue though? NOT A BIT OF IT. Find out about a part of Steve's life that NO ONE knew about, brace for the return of Dinner Winner and get the latest of The Great Leaders conspiracy stories. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

In this special, feature length episode, the team look back upon a week in the driving seat. The ups and downs, the falling out and the making up as well. Get ready for a no holds barred retrospective on what was undoubtedly a week on British radio. There's "Good News", "Mouthy Madeley", "£5 Flat Fee Fines" and so much more besides. Strap in and enjoy. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Someone's got to say it haven't they? Luckily The Important Broadcast isn't scared to just SAY IT. This week, Steve has a go at some stand up he wrote a long time ago, The Great Leader asks you to "Explain That" in a new feature and the team discuss yogurts. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.