Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

In this week's podcast, The Great Leader promises you more bonus bits than you can shake a stick at. Now put that stick down. There's a brand new feature feauturing the wit and wisdom of Steve Ferdinando, some news about fish, a tense game of Dinner-Winner and if you're very patient, you might even find a secret recipe in the podcast.... Where on earth could it be hidden!? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.  

It was a pleasure to have Steve back in the studio this week. The Great Leader welcomed him back with warm words and a gift. A new feature was trialled, a bison was startled and “The Leicester Square Jumper” was called out for what he is. There was also a lovely little round of Tell Me Something I Don't Know and finally, everything that you need to know about the CEO of GoDaddy. Don't ever say we aren't good to you. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you. 

It was a multi-faceted broadcast this week. The Great Leader: Dry, warm, dignified and resplendent. Steve Ferdinando: Wet, cold, bedraggled and elsewhere. As Steve reported live from Victorious Festival in Portsmouth - the usual mix of facts, larks and a couple of jokes were all still present and correct. Expect an explosive squid, a STUNNING five-star-challenge and an ex-footballer who doesn't drink tea. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you

Join the Great Leader and Steve Ferdinando as they bring you facts, larks and lies. This week Steve was late, but don't worry - The Leader didn't let this pass without mention. There's also a squirrel, a crocodile (dead) & a tupperware box. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

This week, The Great Leader puts the ball in Steve's court. Steve's reaction is to say something slanderous about a friend's Dad on national radio. Good times. There's also a story from an alley way, a tiger and an email. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Generally speaking, The Great Leader hopes that you enjoy this week's 30th edition. There's a triumphant return of The Important Documentaries, a story about a royal ghost, a dramatic five star challenge & a whole lot of learning to be done. Get into it. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Great Leader offers you a troublesome monkey, bottomless brunch, whale diets and confidence-inducing cat mess. Take these offerings and smear them about your ears. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

This week, The Great Leader brings Steve in to his warm bosom and offers some advice on a tricky issue. A fantastic edition of "Tell Me Something I Don't Know" will leave you very much richer in the fact stakes, and look out for a very wet truck driver, a formation of female festival funsters and some cheeky internet naughties. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

When his subjects make outrageous claims, The Great Leader will break them down and make them look silly. This week, Steve Ferdinando reckons his ears are the best. Silly. There's also a Japanese gameshow, iambic pentameter, a pigeon on a train and the curious case of the stolen clouds. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Whether or not "it" comes home, The Important Broadcast will remain constant, unwavering and ever-present. It serves as an excellent source for observations on primate behavious and other knock about japes. Finally, it is a fountain of knowledge to drink from, splash around in, but most importantly to LEARN from. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

A quarter century of exquisite Important Broadcasts. Well done everyone. This week brings gay swans, a musical review, a man jogging & a strong message which urges you all to "get into the music". Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The BIG MATCH! The footie! The beautiful game! Put all of that out of your mind and be sensible, for The Great Leader commands it. This week, there are hotdogs, a swan, errors (oh, so many errors) and a frog. Plus, ready yourselves for Steve's podcast exclusive feature - "Life in Micronews". Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Blessed be The Father upon this, The Father's Day. The Great Leader offers you facts, opinion and an horrific image of sea creatures falling helplessly from the sky. Plus, find out how Steve's travels in Ghent lead him closer (if only in a geographical sense) to his fortune.  Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.   

The Great Leader only ever wants to educate. That is, apart from the times when there is 'beef', at which point he becomes the butcher. With Steve absent, (although you wouldn't know it, because he's still all over this podcast) a stupendous guest was invited to provide facts: Nice, cold, hard, lovely facts. There's also more peacocks, more bins & a stuffed lion. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Great Leader, although not angry, was disappointed by the remarks of some listeners following last week's Module. Today's edition should put all of that to bed. There's also some exciting documentary news and a story about a pig following a man home. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Another week, another Important Broadcast Podcast milestone smashed into miniscule pieces. This week, The Great Leader offered the nation a platform upon which to engage and they delivered in skip loads. As if that weren't enough to pass out with excitement - brace yourself for further mentions of the collective terms for various creatures and an inspirational talk from Steve. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Hello valued listener and "Get Into The Music" to you. This week's Important Broadcast gets you up close and personal with hungry dogs, Prince Phillip, riddles & Gods. What more could you want? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.  

Happy 18th Important Broadcast Podcast everyone. The Great Leader congratulates you. This week shapes up with Irn-Bru, a horse, Nigel Farage and 'bin day'. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast is available for your consumption and delectation. The Great Leader brings you tales of monkeys, tips (and tips), and lime zest. It also turns out that Steve is a best man. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast comes to you this week with a simple message; "There's no point in complaining." Still, look on the bright side - The Glorious Leader brings you stories of old spiders, Jesus and he's particularly interested in what you smell like. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.