Film School Janitors Review Films

A lot of quizzing about nude scenes in films occurs after Rodney swears he saw Bradley Cooper's "Rocket Raccoon" in NIGHTMARE ALLEY. Would "Silver Linings Playbook" had been a better euphemism? Maybe "Hangover"? Definitely not "Nightmare Alley", though...

The Film School Janitors accidentally watched an Oscar nominee for Best Picture?! Well they did, and this one happens to be NIGHTMARE ALLEY! Guillermo del Toro's latest might not be as fantastical as his actual Oscar-winning Best Film, but does it even contend? Listen to find out what the Janitors think!

The Film School Janitors watch and react to the new JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION trailer. Talk about what you see is what you get!

One more episode of PEACEMAKER to go! And what do the Film School Janitors think about the soon-to-be-world-saving redemption arc for the titular character? Listen and find out!

"We don't talk about Boba, no, no..." This is it! The final episode of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT, and does Boba Fett get to redeem himself and give a reason for this show to exist? The Film School Janitors break it down and apart, much like Mando's Razor Crest last season.

Waiting is all we can do sometimes, and I hope it was worth the wait! If you even remember it! The Film School Janitors watched and reviewed season two of THE WITCHER, but some of them watched it months ago, and one very recently. Join them as they recall the show together!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their mission: to watch and review every movie Nicolas Cage has ever made (and will make)! This week, the Janitors watched A SCORE TO SETTLE. After getting out of prison for a crime he did not commit, Mr. Cage has, well, what the title says... Listen to see if the mission was accomplished!

John Cena continues kicking butt(erflies) in the sixth episode of PEACEMAKER, and so do the Film School Janitors! Well, the Janitors aren't kicking anything really, except small pieces of trash under vending machines...

The Film School Janitors watched Louis C.K.'s two-hour comedy special called, SORRY, and were they sorry they watched it? Take and listen and find out!

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT continues on without its titular character (okay, he does have a wordless cameo in his own show)! The Film School Janitors have thoughts about the penultimate episode of the show and all those other cameos!

Wait, didn't the Film School Janitors already review SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE? Yes, but not for their classes at NIC CAGE UNIVERSITY! To say this was an easy assignment is an understatement. But don't tell their professors! This time they watch the film with a slant on Nic Cage's character - SPIDER-MAN NOIR - the hard-boiled, black-and-white, dectective-version of everyone's favorite web slinger!

The Film School Janitors tackle the fifth episode of PEACEMAKER, but that's not all they tackle... Look out music history and every SYFY Channel original TV show...

When the Film School Janitors talk sports talk, they talk sports talk good! Basketball and football players and team names get thrown around, plus some good old fashioned curse talk.

Th Film School Janitors decided to forgo their usual drink (it's seltzers, all right?!) and drink some bourbon for a change. This chitchat starts out pretty mellow, but you can notice it amping up as the "sipping" progresses...

Well, if you haven't heard already, the fifth episode isn't really THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT... it's more of a shoe-horned in premier for THE MANDALORIAN. (If you haven't heard that -- oops!) The Film School Janitors review the latest episode here!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! This week's assignment is not for everyone, and yes, that mostly includes parents... MOM AND DAD is a schlock-fest of a film with maximum Nicolas Cage in effect. What if the switch that makes parents want to protect their children got flipped and they wanted to do the opposite? Don't worry - it's not a serious film! It's played for dark humor more than real-life horror. But did the Film School Janitors learn anything from it? Listen to find out!

This film didn't make much of an impact at the theaters, and that might have sent director Ridley Scott on a tirade about superhero movies ruining "the movies." But his other film that came out at the same time did pretty well! THE LAST DUEL is a film that's hard to market. It's a story about rape culture now told through the lens of a 14th century trial by duel in France, in the style of Rashomon. But hey! Jason Bourne, Kylo Ren, the lady that's Killing Eve, and Mr. J. Lo are in it! And spoilers - all three Film School Janitors really liked it!

If you loved THE SUICIDE SQUAD (James Gunn's version for the uninitiated), then PEACEMAKER is right up your alley! Take that anyway you'd like! The Film School Janitors reviewed the first four episodes in one lump for your mass-consumption. Enjoy!

Are we finally getting somewhere? In fourth episode of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT, we finally see he retrieve the last item on his checklist: his spaceship. (We've seen everything else on his checklist in the first three episodes and THE MANDALORIAN.) Will the story finally commence with enthusiasm and surprises? Listen to find out if the Film School Janitors are finally on board.

The Film School Janitors are back in school and they're going to Nic Cage University! They will watch and review every movie Nicolas Cage has ever made - and ever will make - even if it sends them to the Ghostland! Speaking of Ghostland... this week's assignment is a doozy: PRISONERS OF THE GHOSTLAND! Nic Cage himself has said it's one of the craziest films he's ever made. Listen to find out if the Film School Janitors agree!